#incinto

[dottormpreg]

When your resolution for 2025 was to make the gym your new home, but after partying a little bit too hard on New Year's eve, the only type of workout suitable for your body are now prenatal classes and your buddies don't seem too supportive of your new condition despite one of them could even be the father of your baby for what you know.

[decadenttimemachinerunaway]

Il sessismo presente nei maschi tossici

" La violenza di genere è una stronzata ", disse un uomo che camminando per strada da solo non rischia uno stupro; e disse sempre ancora un uomo che non rischia di perdere il lavoro poiché incinto.

E' volutamente riduttivo parlare di violenza di genere solo negli ambiti della forza fisica, quando una donna subisce una violenza psicologica nelle famiglie sessiste, crescendo in una idea che uomo e donna abbiano differenti ruoli, potenzialità, ambizioni e soprattutto DIRITTI.

[dottormpreg]

(pregnant) boys problems:

When you exudate testosterone from every pore but crave for a smooth baby bump

When all you wish is to keep up with your career and your daily tasks but some "big changes" along with the impending fatherhood (or motherhood) make it difficult to do so.

When you used to be the soul of the party after every match but, guess what, you're having a baby, and so now all you can drink is some orange juice, or worse, alchool-free beer.

When you're doing your best trying to stay in shape, but despite that you find it getting more and more difficult as your pregnancy goes on

When you're spending more time at the hospital that you've ever had in your life, and your days are basically all about cramps, mood-swings, bloating, cravings and medical checkups.

When you start to understand that what they say about cravings is true, and also to realize that pickles with ice cream is not that bad as a combo.

[dottormpreg]

The Mpreg version of Russian Roulette is quite simple: all the participants sit around a bottle and then spin it. Whover gets chosen must take a sip of the powerful fertility drug inside of it, often resulting in a sudden gestation. Last time Andrea proposed his fellow buddies to play the game, he ended up regretting it for the follow nine months, but now he’s quite confident: not only he obviously cannot get more pregnant than this, but he secretely manomitted the bottle. Time for the boys to discover the joys of motherhood.

[dottormpreg]

Was that kick a 'yes' or a 'skip'? Guess we'll have to wait another couple of months to know. (Happy Sanremo week everyone! 🎶​💐 What is your favourite song? Let me know in the comments​)

[dottormpreg]

MPREG SPRING 101 🌼​🐣​

With the winter already behind us, here’s a small guide with some suggestion on how to spend your 2025 spring as a pregnant man 🌻​🌷​:

Spend as much time as you can outside, possibly doing a little bit of exercise 🧘🏻‍♂️. But don’t be too hard on yourself if you’re not able to touch your toes anymore!

Embrace the green! Many benefits of gardening ​🌱​🎍​ while expecting have been scientifically proven over the years. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your scissors, a pair of old gloves and a couple of pots ​✂️​🧤​🌹​ and start a brand new garden on your balcony! Put your paternal instinct to the test with something simplier.

Try to catch the first sun rays ☀️​🕶️​ without forgetting you’re in a very delicate condition: don’t expose yourself to the sun for too long and always remember to apply a generous amount of sunscreen on your belly 🧴​⛱️​.🌼

Indulge in the creation of new recipes. Ok, maybe this isn’t an actual spring-themed activity, but after all you’re a pregnant man, and it’s likely that you’re always in the mood for eating 🍰​🤰🏻​.

Kill two birds with a stone by dedicating yourself mind and body to the unfamous spring cleaning 🧹​🧽​: by the time you finish you’ll have both a shining house and your nesting needs completely satisfied.

Spend time with your loved ones while waiting for your little one to arrive: Sunday morning cuddles, long walks in nature or a bonfire by the beach ❤️‍🔥​🎸​. Everything’s fine!

[dottormpreg]

When he received that phone call by his sister in June 2024, Luca already knew that she had been struggling with infertility issues for over a decade now, but wasn't absolutely ready when she asked him to undergo a new medical treatment and carry on a gestation for her.

At the beginning, obviously, he wasn't particularly interested in all of this: not only because he was a guy, but also due to his job at the petrol pump in town. However, his sister's pleas (along with the promise of a 1.000.000$ for each of the nine months of the trial) made the rest. So, after signing a lot of papers, Luca was lead into the operation room, where the doctor gave him an ultrasound and gave him some more informations about the procedure: He said he was going to implant three fertilised eggs, but that was just to increase the chances of conception and that he was pretty unlikely for all of them to survive.

Little did Luca know that all of the embryos would have attached to his tissues, leading his belly to be quite busy in a couple of months. So, after eight months there's not much to do for the poor very pregnant Luca to do but wait to finally get into labour and becoming simultaneously uncle, mom and dad before returing to his old life.

[ueberdemnebelmeer]

L'Événement le plus important depuis que l'homme a marché sur la Lune (1973) dir. Jacques Demy

Czech poster by Vojmir Fric

[swallowtail-ageha]

Se sanremo non mi dà il mio old man yaoi, me lo farò da sola

(Reference sotto il cut)

Immagine scelta per il poco velato breeding kink di carlocò

[what-am-i-outside-my-google-tabs]

"Tu niente di cui ti deve vergognare!io molto fiera di lei che è uomo come sarà uomo quando uomo sarà donna!"

[falcemartello]

•••

Fate attenzione, sono demoni, malati di mente, usano i bambini per pubblicizzare la loro depravazione

Nessun uomo può rimanere "incinto".

Solo una donna può.

Nessun uomo può diventare una donna.

Nessuna donna può diventare un uomo.

Fine della discussione.

L'ideologia woke è malata, pericolosa e disumana.

Tenetela lontana dai vostri figli.

- Matteo Brandi

👇👇👇

[crazy-so-na-sega]

Per voi è un UOMO incinto, "strano" solo nel corpo.

Per noi è una DONNA mastectomizzata, strana soprattutto nella testa.

Non siamo uguali.

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[neneundkaki]

se Olly vince lo disegno incinto. Ecco.

[shadyqueeneagle]

Il sessismo presente nei maschi tossici

" La violenza di genere è una stronzata ", disse un uomo che camminando per strada da solo non rischia uno stupro; e disse sempre ancora un uomo che non rischia di perdere il lavoro poiché incinto. E' volutamente riduttivo parlare di violenza di genere solo negli ambiti della forza fisica, quando una donna subisce una violenza psicologica nelle famiglie sessiste, crescendo in una idea che uomo e donna abbiano differenti ruoli, potenzialità, ambizioni e soprattutto DIRITTI.