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"According to the bible, an omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent God gets angry and regrets his actions sometimes."
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galacticgarbagebin · 4 months ago
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eugene getting confused over eggs you are so precious to me
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lilislegacy · 9 months ago
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i feel like we gloss over the first few pages of SoN FAR too much. i mean, take percy’s name out and i would think it’s all about hercules. the book opens by dropping banger after banger regarding percy’s recent escapades, as if this is some epic greek myth.
like how did rick just casually slip in that percy strangled a sea monster with his bare hands (no biggie) and we as the readers were just like “sounds right, anyway—”
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godisarepublican · 1 year ago
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darkmutiewerewolf · 6 months ago
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@buggachat successfully bullied persuaded me to redraw this . I know this is just marinette and adrien but I got really tired after doing just these two (I was too lazy to colour this). If you noticed that I changed their poses a bit, no you didn't
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blamemma · 6 months ago
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daniel ricciardo for the new dr3 wines enchanté rosé
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noirtek · 1 year ago
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strahm walked into that department trying sooo hard to look aloof and unflappable but within a week he was pointing a gun at his own head and being plagued by visions while feverishly stalking his coworker. how could you not like this guy
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sunlight-shunlight · 4 months ago
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anyway the main interesting thing about the masked empire is that it looks like felassan needed like a special herbs and spices blend to meditate deeply enough to actually contact solas? and even then the impression seemed rather murky and vague (perhaps just bc they hadn't decided what solas' personality was ingame at that time), and solas was pretty detached and still on his "this world is garbage and full of tranquil" mindset prior to dai. i feel like if solas had been regularly able to talk to felassan, he'd 1. be more moved by his argument, 2. be aware that felassan's resolve was waning even before being told, and 3. be less likely to kill him point-blank without even a conversation, since he'd be more confident in his ability to talk him back into loyalty
so i think it makes sense if solas was genuinely Asleep a lot of the time, with some phases of more lucid dreaming where he was able to look at the fade/talk to felassan. so his experience would be vaguely stirring in his uthenera every few centuries, getting a fresh batch of bizarre mortal nightmares, and disconnected updates from felassan that went kind of like this:
"hey boss sooo... we lost all the eluvians and floating cities and stuff, and a lot of people just starved, and the veil is really fucking us. but we're ok! actually some round eared little guys showed up. uhhh actually arlathan's gone now and the population got enslaved by the round eared ones. their mages broke one of the seals on the black city and released a blight. oh the humans got into a new religion :) it's anti-slavery, but it DOES hate spirits. but the people have the dales now! another blight. actually another blight again. ohh the humans really got into their new religion... remember the dales i mentioned? yeah those are gone actually. also the survivors are evanuris loyalists and hate you specifically. two more blights. this last one went by super fast, i barely noticed it! hey actually i trained this mortal girl a bit and she's kind of fun, i think we should rethink the plan, and give her the eluvians and let her cook-"
and presumably solas goes "what the FUCK is felassan talking about. he must be going mad, he could easily foil the whole plan if he's lost it like this. goodbye old friend"
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serafisolaris · 5 months ago
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@caprart1 this looks awful T_T i'll try adding some photos of the process too
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I took the colors from the first Alucard drawing for continuity and added more blues and purples since it felt right Hhhhhhmmmm for like a bleeding effect I tripled some layers for them to appear thicker and to give a more saturated look Utilizing exclusion and divide really help with glow effects and can give some really nice midtones if you feel like your piece is lacking i'll also just make my brushes bbbbbbbbbiiiiiigggg and slap things over the layers lol i was really struggling with the hand in the front lmao but it worked out in the end : ) choosing the dark bg really helped make the colors pop too so keep that in mind if you feel something is off with your future work
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khaoala · 7 months ago
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i read today that there are people who found out captain christ is an actual cop during ep 6 and now all the hate kant has been getting makes more sense bc people are watching this show with their assholes
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columboscreens · 2 years ago
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rtc-incorrectquotes · 7 months ago
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Misha: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
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godisarepublican · 2 months ago
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THIS IS NOT TRUE!
Nobody is looting iPhone, sneakers & hoodies out of sympathies for illegal aliens. These are people eager to loot & destroy at any time for any reason, chiefly because they know they will never face consequences.
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auuwmk · 1 year ago
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Doksoo moments that i mtl'd from korean readers on twitter (im pretty sure they also made a thread on every doksoo moment in orv) -> this entire thing MIGHT be the ebook revised 1863 scene...aka doksoo added smoking scene oughhhh
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"i felt comfort that was close to a sense of betrayal" oougjjjhjhhhhhhh...........
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they talked and basked in each other's presence as if they were the only two people left in the world KRILL ME.
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lokiostasis · 2 months ago
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I have a condition it's called I unironically get evil white men every time I take personality quizzes.
- President Snow
- Rick Sanchez
-Dr. Brenner?
The list goes on but I do not.
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purpleskelet0n · 10 months ago
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After having an. absolute shitter of a day like a full level shart monster of a day you need to draw a cow dragon eat comfort food and watch relatable netflix shows to make it better
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