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"According to the bible, an omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent God gets angry and regrets his actions sometimes."
#christianity#bible#incompetent god#god's incompetence#bible study#bible nonsense#omnipotence#omnipotent god#omniscience#omniscient god#omnipresent god#god is everywhere#religion#religion is a mental illness
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eugene getting confused over eggs you are so precious to me
#eugene finch#he is so incompetent but like. in the opposite of a weaponized way#he’s just trying his best out there and we LOVE him for that#if you join the drawtectives you immediately become the silliest dumbest little guy. mysterious sad man eugene’s transformation is PROOF#turned into a wet cat. as was his destiny#art by julia lepetit (the absolute god that she is)#drawtectives#drawtectives season 3
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i feel like we gloss over the first few pages of SoN FAR too much. i mean, take percy’s name out and i would think it’s all about hercules. the book opens by dropping banger after banger regarding percy’s recent escapades, as if this is some epic greek myth.
like how did rick just casually slip in that percy strangled a sea monster with his bare hands (no biggie) and we as the readers were just like “sounds right, anyway—”
#can some go remind rick that percy is a walking legend#because i think he forgot#and then hazels like um so he’s basically a god#this all lives rent free in my head#this is hercules level shit#he’s so fucking cool#or at least he used to be#and then rick has the audacity to write percy as INCOMPETENT???#anyway#we should talk about this more guys#percy jackson#the son of neptune#son of neptune#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse#book quotes#hoo quotes#pjo quotes
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#FJB#mentally incompetent#MAGA#donald trump#god is a republican#make america great again#Not my pic#not my image#suck my freedom#kyle rittenhouse#too big to rig#congress#trump#too big to steal
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@buggachat successfully bullied persuaded me to redraw this . I know this is just marinette and adrien but I got really tired after doing just these two (I was too lazy to colour this). If you noticed that I changed their poses a bit, no you didn't
#oh god tumblr has killed the quality of the picture#click for better quality#ml#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#adrienette#ml s6 spoilers#the illustrhater spoilers#my art#i feel very incompetent seeing how good everyone else has drawn them#but oh well
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daniel ricciardo for the new dr3 wines enchanté rosé
#daniel ricciardo#dr#HILARIOUS that vntnr leaked this was dropping early and they're still accidentally leaking new photos and marketing materials#hilarious#god his teams are so incompetent#amazing marketing by dr wines always. they do this shit well. but their internal controls..........weak
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strahm walked into that department trying sooo hard to look aloof and unflappable but within a week he was pointing a gun at his own head and being plagued by visions while feverishly stalking his coworker. how could you not like this guy
#r#saw#day one at the precinct: these guys are fucking incompetent lol they should be thankful i’m here#day six at the precinct: *pacing circles in an abandoned building* i swear to god i just saw hoffman
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anyway the main interesting thing about the masked empire is that it looks like felassan needed like a special herbs and spices blend to meditate deeply enough to actually contact solas? and even then the impression seemed rather murky and vague (perhaps just bc they hadn't decided what solas' personality was ingame at that time), and solas was pretty detached and still on his "this world is garbage and full of tranquil" mindset prior to dai. i feel like if solas had been regularly able to talk to felassan, he'd 1. be more moved by his argument, 2. be aware that felassan's resolve was waning even before being told, and 3. be less likely to kill him point-blank without even a conversation, since he'd be more confident in his ability to talk him back into loyalty
so i think it makes sense if solas was genuinely Asleep a lot of the time, with some phases of more lucid dreaming where he was able to look at the fade/talk to felassan. so his experience would be vaguely stirring in his uthenera every few centuries, getting a fresh batch of bizarre mortal nightmares, and disconnected updates from felassan that went kind of like this:
"hey boss sooo... we lost all the eluvians and floating cities and stuff, and a lot of people just starved, and the veil is really fucking us. but we're ok! actually some round eared little guys showed up. uhhh actually arlathan's gone now and the population got enslaved by the round eared ones. their mages broke one of the seals on the black city and released a blight. oh the humans got into a new religion :) it's anti-slavery, but it DOES hate spirits. but the people have the dales now! another blight. actually another blight again. ohh the humans really got into their new religion... remember the dales i mentioned? yeah those are gone actually. also the survivors are evanuris loyalists and hate you specifically. two more blights. this last one went by super fast, i barely noticed it! hey actually i trained this mortal girl a bit and she's kind of fun, i think we should rethink the plan, and give her the eluvians and let her cook-"
and presumably solas goes "what the FUCK is felassan talking about. he must be going mad, he could easily foil the whole plan if he's lost it like this. goodbye old friend"
#dragon age#the masked empire#solas#felassan#txt#i do think the idea of solas getting the... sparknotes summary of history every few hundred years#from an increasingly unhinged felassan#is very funny#the dread wolf turns into the ben affleck smoking meme in the fade every time there's a new blight#also felassan in vg is actually SO bland in comparison oh god#book version's main traits is that he's funny and completely ruthless lmao#that dude is a menace and that's valid#vg one is just like ''people... die in wars? solas how could you... 🥺''#my man you were threatening to melt a guy's fingernails and then massacred like 50 dalish without blinking...#they really needed to decide on what vibe he was supposed to have haha 😭#unfortunately he does also come off as a moron in tme bc literally everyone in that book has like 1.5 brain cells#but i choose to ignore that#otherwise it's like he got executed for straight up incompetence rather than any interesting quandary
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@caprart1 this looks awful T_T i'll try adding some photos of the process too
I took the colors from the first Alucard drawing for continuity and added more blues and purples since it felt right Hhhhhhmmmm for like a bleeding effect I tripled some layers for them to appear thicker and to give a more saturated look Utilizing exclusion and divide really help with glow effects and can give some really nice midtones if you feel like your piece is lacking i'll also just make my brushes bbbbbbbbbiiiiiigggg and slap things over the layers lol i was really struggling with the hand in the front lmao but it worked out in the end : ) choosing the dark bg really helped make the colors pop too so keep that in mind if you feel something is off with your future work
#time lapse#god i wish you could just view this on my pc... tumblr takes the quality of this away#i'm also still incompetent when it comes to recording :')#i should just stop resizing and my issue would go away but i'm indecisive and wanna make all my stuff huge 😭#i hope this helps lol
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i read today that there are people who found out captain christ is an actual cop during ep 6 and now all the hate kant has been getting makes more sense bc people are watching this show with their assholes
#the heart killers#are they the same people who skip kantbison scenes?#maybe bc if they did watch the whole show as god intended they wouldn't have such stupid takes perhaps#what do you mean you just found out his a cop in ep 6? that's the whole plot of the show!#he's an incompetent cop who sends a civilian to investigate murderer brothers
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#columbo#season 2#a stitch in crime#god we love to see a pissed off columbo. mans got a white hot temper under that facade#it's delicious#this part is so perfect because not only does columbo get pissed because he has no evidence and knows there's another murder impending#but he's been goaded into this frustration. thusfar dr. mayfield smug and cool and collected has matched him step for step#it's the rare time columbo squares off against a worthy opponent and not only is he on the back foot he's getting laughed at.#some columbos are fun to watch because the murderer is incompetent#but even better are the episodes where he almost loses
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Misha: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
#he’s incredible#but god can he be a dumbass when he wants to be#usually as a form of weaponised incompetence against ocean#rtc incorrect quotes#ride the cyclone#mischa bachinski
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THIS IS NOT TRUE!
Nobody is looting iPhone, sneakers & hoodies out of sympathies for illegal aliens. These are people eager to loot & destroy at any time for any reason, chiefly because they know they will never face consequences.
#gavin newsom is criminally incompetent#la riots#peaceful protest#MAGA#donald trump#god is a republican#make america great again#too big to steal#trump#too big to rig#congress#ICE
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Doksoo moments that i mtl'd from korean readers on twitter (im pretty sure they also made a thread on every doksoo moment in orv) -> this entire thing MIGHT be the ebook revised 1863 scene...aka doksoo added smoking scene oughhhh







"i felt comfort that was close to a sense of betrayal" oougjjjhjhhhhhhh...........


they talked and basked in each other's presence as if they were the only two people left in the world KRILL ME.
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#AHHH FINALLY GETTING MORE CONTEXT FOR THIS SCENE#'like an omniscient yet incompetent god that only reads one page over and over again' hey now......#*starts doksoo posting like a madman*#raws in the notes if anyone wants them#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv spoilers#doksoo#mee yaps
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I have a condition it's called I unironically get evil white men every time I take personality quizzes.
- President Snow
- Rick Sanchez
-Dr. Brenner?
The list goes on but I do not.
#Like I know I run one of the presidents Snow RP BLOGS. But I don't support his actions or anything guys I swear to God I just make#Jokes about him being like... incompetent. And like leave me alone I do not want to be Dr Brenner.#the hunger games#thg#hunger games#thg sotr#haymitch abernathy#finnick odair#president snow#thg rp#coriolanus snow#thg haymitch#stranger things#dr brenner#rick sanchez#rick and morty
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After having an. absolute shitter of a day like a full level shart monster of a day you need to draw a cow dragon eat comfort food and watch relatable netflix shows to make it better
#art#digital art#character design#dragons#cows#dragon#cow#cow dragons#cow dragon#I don't subscribe to the “I hate all men” thing but god today i really hated men today Tuca and Bertie was right#basically school was already busy my group in foods were incompetent made jokes to my face at my expense and didnt have any sympathy when#i burned my hand on the oven wall#and then some guy stomped on my foot walking down to the track and when i got home i stubbed it so hard it bled#the last one wasnt caused by a man so fuck you chair#anyways cow dragons I actually have been doing these for a while#oh also someone fat fingered our schools intruder alarm#i kicked a restroom stall wall I was. very mad that day.#REALLY HOPE MY FOODS TEACHER SEES THE LIKE. ACTUAL MISTREATMENT IM GETTING HERE
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