#incorrect John marston

[vandermorgansir]

Dutch: I didn't send for him yet!

Arthur: I know you weren't going to send for him at all, Dutch. I don't know you anymore!

John, watching his dads fight:

(”I'm going with Mama Arthur, Duche” stance activated)

[sterekmpreg]

“You don't know me, Bitch.”

[alligator-tearzz]

RDR2 Characters as posts I've seen (again)

[nevsclowntown]

not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

[tiredcowboyy]

I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

[putanaperdonna]

PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

[bornwholocker]

I know I should have some semblance of consistency in what I post but also I don’t care very much

[c0wp0ke]

made rdr2 characters as these tweets (+ others) i found ..

sorry idk how to work tumblr but i wanted to post these :)

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Hosea: I love those kids but they sure do ask a lot of questions!

Hosea: "Where's our next camp?" "What's for dinner?" "When we going robbing?" "Where's my fishing rod?" "Where's my journal?" "Where's my dominoes?" "Where's my gun?" "Where's my hat?"

Dutch: I know exactly what you mean.

Hosea: Oh yeah, what do they ask you?

Dutch: "Where's Hosea?"

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Arthur, in afterlife: JOHN FRANCIS MARSTON. John: That's not my middle name- Arthur: YOU HAD ONE JOB STAY ALIVE DON'T GO FOR REVENGE HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING John: I TRIED MY BEST OKAY Arthur: WELL YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH Hosea: Boys! It's too late! alright let's just- Jack Marston appears after dying in a gun fight Arthur: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[incorrect-rdr2]

Abigail: hey John

John: arthur used to call me John…

Abigail: because it’s your fucking name

[breeezytoast]

Charles: You bought a taco?

Arthur: Yes.

Charles: From the same truck that hit John?!

Arthur, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starvin’ ain’t gonna help him

[mydearhosea]

Stranger: *Says something mean*

John, whispering to Arthur: ...Was that supposed to be an insult?

Arthur: Yes

John: Oh okay

John: HEY!

[alligator-tearzz]

These are so fun to make LMAO

[vaquerobuckaroo]

Jack confronting Edgar Ross:

[youngdutchishot]