#incorrect TLK quotes

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Finan: Everyone shush. The adults are talking. Osferth: Uh…Finan? Sihtric: You’re talking yourself Finan: Thats cause I’m the only adult here Uhtred: Rude

[hikaruchen]

Alfred: Thank you for saving Wessex, Uhtred. As return, I shall grant you one wish. You may speak what you desire.

Uhtred: I would be gladly humping you, my lord.

Alfred: Not a chance. You should have known that’s blasphemy. Speak another.

Uhtred: Then I want Bebbanburg, my lord.

Alfred:

Alfred: We shall meet in my room after the pray then.

[emilyhufflepufftlk]

Incorrect Last Kingdom Quotes

@morosemagick @solinarimoon @lauwrite1225 @magravenwrites @93xdiagonxalley @persephones-journey @aelflaeds @aadmelioraa @muddleofnervouswords @anotherwinchesterfangirl @blah-blah-blah-bla

[pterodactylterrace]

Rando Dane: We have already sent spies back to your camp

Sihtric: Y/N is there…

RD: ah, maybe they’ll take turns then

Osferth: take turns in what? Getting stabbed?

Finan: They’re dead by now. Hopefully it was quick this time.

[garunsdottir]

incorrect tlk [happy october 3rd]

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[legitlionkingquotes]

Zira: I lost my dear king, Scar.

Scar's spirit in the volcano: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Zira: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

[vhagars-dementia]

Uhtred: I am a person that likes to think things through.

Finan: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[lynn1819summers]

Odda the Elder: How is it going, Lord?

Alfred: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Uhtred *suddenly dashes into the chamber*: WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL WAS HAPPENING?!

Alfred: There it is again.

[valentinbelleyh505]

this is how i can thought if Bunga introduces Binga to Timon and Pumbaa 😭😭😭

Bunga: uncle Timon and uncle Pumbaa, this is Binga she's my girlfriend

Timon: oh my god, you like girls HAHA ME TOO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, COME ON BINGA

*Timon and Pumbaa hugging Binga and Bunga watching with cute eyes*

source: Hazbin Hotel EP5

[caremitthefrog]

Alfred: Do you take constructive criticism?

Uhtred: No, only cash or Bebbanburg.

[halfmylife]

Uhtred: I have an idea

Finan: No arson

Uhtred: I no longer have an idea

[zenzerodomina]

Scar *watching Shere Khan*: i could take him

Zazu: no you couldn't. You can't take down anything. Look at you!

Scar: never said in a fight

Zazu:...

[emilyhufflepufftlk]

[pterodactylterrace]

Sihtric: I’m into polyarmory

Finan: You mean polyamory?

Sihtric (holding multiple swords): What?

[garunsdottir]

incorrect tlk

[legitlionkingquotes]

Nuka: You know, my mother always told me, "Nuka, honey boy, definitely always talk to strangers!" Except it wasn't really like that. It was more like this:

Zira's voice: "LEAVE ME ALONE, BOY! Talk to anyone, literally ANYONE other than me! I don't care if it's some stranger as long as you're out of my hair so I can train Kovu to kill Simba! ARE YOU STILL HERE?! GOOOO!!!"

Nuka: She sure was a mom.