#incorrect the last kingdom quotes

[lynn1819summers]

Odda the Elder: How is it going, Lord?

Alfred: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Uhtred *suddenly dashes into the chamber*: WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL WAS HAPPENING?!

Alfred: There it is again.

[legitalicat]

The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes with YN (NSFW edition)

AN: I just wanna throw out there @foxyanon caused this one by sending me this tiktok!

CW: Shitposting vibes always. Alfred. Ætholwold. Sexy vibes. Sexual talk. Language.

Finan: YN Do you think I'm sexy?

YN: Yes.

Finan: What if I do this? *Changes into wearing just a fur cloak and his pants before doing a little dance*

YN: Yes. *Says in oddly turned on.*

Sihtric: Then she grabbed me by the chin, said 'good boys say please', and started taking off her dress.

Uhtred: And you did what?

Sihtric: I said please and waited for more instructions.

Uhtred: Tell your husband I want what is mine by right.

Ælswith: Once you tell my husband to stop eye fucking you in church.

Uhtred: You know what I can just go ask Father Beocca.

Leofric: Arseling.

Uhtred: Yes?

Leofric: Oh nothing. Just thought you needed the reminder.

Osferth: Sihtric, how do you know a woman wants you?

Sihtric: Usually she'll let you know. Some bake for you, some clean your blade. Once I had a woman clean a deer for me.

Osferth: And what if she tells you to make her pray to you like you're the God she doesn't believe in?

Uhtred: *Manages to overhear, chokes on his drink, and decides maybe for once to make good choices and keep his mouth shut.*

Alfred: Do you think Ætholwold realizes I don't like him?

Ætholwold: I am right here and if you don't apologize I'll flick you in the stomach and take my crown.

Alfred: Go more than a week without making a fool of yourself and I will believe God himself has instructed me to make you king.

[incorrect-last-kingdom-quotes]

"I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. In fact, well I encourage you to, to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate. You should never be cowed by authority. "Except of course in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong." -Alfred the Great

[strawberrycarat]

We got daddy issues

Daddy issues

Chaos junkie

Mommy issues

More daddy issues

Obnoxious asshole issues

Then you… you seem kind of weirdly self-actualised

[five-of-cr]

jesper: my boyfriend likes bugs so much, sometimes i think he'd love me MORE if i were a worm

[garunsdottir]

incorrect tlk [happy october 3rd]

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[kazscrows]

Kaz: I’ll watch as you’re leaving. You got tired of my scheming-

Inej: Stop quoting Taylor Swift at me. We just need groceries…

Inej: I’m going to the store.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life.

(Part 29, I’m pretty sure, but honestly I lost track)

Jesper: There is nothing funnier than falling down the stairs

Wylan: *unconvinced*

Jesper: It’s so funny! Have you never experienced falling down the stairs?

Wylan: Yeah, remember I broke my foot falling down the stairs!

Jesper, laughing: Well maybe that’s why you have a negative experience of it

Wylan: Yeah, MAYBE!

Jesper: Mm. Well just know that even if you’re deathly injured I’ll laugh if you fall down the stairs

Nina: I’ve decided I’m ignoring the weather and committing to my outfit choices based on what I want the weather to be. The gladiator sandals are coming out!!

Nina, later that same day: I have lost blood circulation to my toes

Nina, later that day when it’s sunny again and she’s discovered her feet are covered in blisters: I can feel my feet again, but at what cost?

(This was me but I stand by my actions bc those sandals are cute as heck)

Jesper: Maybe I could write my thesis on evidence that the Scythians were the original horse girls

Jesper: Time to listen to Take That’s Greatest Hits and hide under a table until my problems go away, I fear

[waterfire1848]

[ Korra and the new Avatar are talking about cars. ]

Korra: In my time, Satomobiles were pretty expensive. I think it would cost about 200 dollars for one.

New Avatar: Wait! Wait, hold on. In your era you could get a whole car and everything included for…for two hundred dollars?!?!?

Korra: Yeah.

New Avatar: If you’ll excuse me, I will now go walk into the ocean.

[vhagars-dementia]

Uhtred: I am a person that likes to think things through.

Finan: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[lynn1819summers]

*Uhtred does something stupid*

Alfred: My foot is shaking it wants to kick his ass so bad.

[legitalicat]

The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes (with YN)

CW: Language. Shit posting vibes. Æelswith being a hater, Alfred being totally normal about Uhtred, "Uhtred son of Uhtred"

Ælswith: Uhtred is stupid, hot headed, a pagan, and generally a menace. Oh, and he's a whore. We should kill him where he stands.

Beocca: I just asked how your morning was.

YN: Uhtred has like, really pretty hair.

Sihtric: Okay but have you seen my hair? Or my eyes? Call me pretty. *Pouts until you agree he is pretty.*

Osferth: Where is YN going? And why does she have a sword?

Finan: Sihtric told her Uhtred said "Uhtred son of Uhtred" again, she muttered something about one too many times.

Osferth: Should we stop her?

Finan: No no. I think we should let this play out.

Uhtred: *screams* My hair!

YN: Come on losers we're going hunting.

Finan and Uhtred: For what?

YN: I just found out someone looked at Sihtric and Osferth with a mean expression and called them weird. Naturally they must die.

Finan and Uhtred: You lead the way.

Alfred: Do you think Uhtred misses me when he's gone? Do you think he thinks of me? Do you think I can convince him to love Jesus so we can be besties in Heaven?

Ælswith: If you don't shut the fuck up I will get hateful.

Alfred: You mean you've been acting nice??

Taglist: @foxyanon

[losstboi]

Uhtred, banging on the door: Finan! Open up!

Finan: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Sihtric: No, he meant-

Osferth: Let him finish.

[nightowl1556]

Redemption Arc Therapy Incorrect Quotes #266 (feat. VAT7K's Hugo)

Varian: Since our group is called R.A.T., I hereby announce that Hugo is our mascot because he reminds me of a rat.

Catra: *snorts*

Zuko: No.

Hugo: Why do you guys hate me so much?

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Finan: Everyone shush. The adults are talking. Osferth: Uh…Finan? Sihtric: You’re talking yourself Finan: Thats cause I’m the only adult here Uhtred: Rude

[garunsdottir]

incorrect tlk