Alfred: Do you take constructive criticism?
Uhtred: No, only cash or Bebbanburg.
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Zira: I lost my dear king, Scar.
Scar's spirit in the volcano: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
Zira: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.
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Uhtred: I am a person that likes to think things through.
Finan: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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Odda the Elder: How is it going, Lord?
Alfred: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Uhtred *suddenly dashes into the chamber*: WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL WAS HAPPENING?!
Alfred: There it is again.
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this is how i can thought if Bunga introduces Binga to Timon and Pumbaa 😭😭😭
Bunga: uncle Timon and uncle Pumbaa, this is Binga she's my girlfriend
Timon: oh my god, you like girls HAHA ME TOO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, COME ON BINGA
*Timon and Pumbaa hugging Binga and Bunga watching with cute eyes*
source: Hazbin Hotel EP5
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Finan: Everyone shush. The adults are talking.
Osferth: Uh…Finan?
Sihtric: You’re talking yourself
Finan: Thats cause I’m the only adult here
Uhtred: Rude
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Uhtred: I have an idea
Finan: No arson
Uhtred: I no longer have an idea
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Scar *watching Shere Khan*: i could take him
Zazu: no you couldn't. You can't take down anything. Look at you!
Scar: never said in a fight
Zazu:...
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*at a zoo*
Sihtric: What are they in for?
Finan: Sihtric, this isn't prison.
Sihtric: So they can leave?
Finan: No, but-
Sihtric, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Alfred: Thank you for saving Wessex, Uhtred. As return, I shall grant you one wish. You may speak what you desire.
Uhtred: I would be gladly humping you, my lord.
Alfred: Not a chance. You should have known that’s blasphemy. Speak another.
Uhtred: Then I want Bebbanburg, my lord.
Alfred:
Alfred: We shall meet in my room after the pray then.
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Nuka: You know, my mother always told me, "Nuka, honey boy, definitely always talk to strangers!" Except it wasn't really like that. It was more like this:
Zira's voice: "LEAVE ME ALONE, BOY! Talk to anyone, literally ANYONE other than me! I don't care if it's some stranger as long as you're out of my hair so I can train Kovu to kill Simba! ARE YOU STILL HERE?! GOOOO!!!"
Nuka: She sure was a mom.
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incorrect quotes 43/?
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Simba: [crying]
Kion: What's wrong, dad? Are you picturing my future again?
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