#incorrect aaron warner quotes

[urbanflorals]

Juliette: I hate Warner so much. He's such an awful monster, I want to kill him, I can't believe I missed his heart, I should have--

Warner: *pets dog*

Juliette: Shit.

[ravenclawh0re18]

Juliette: *yawns* Warner: Being that pretty must be so tiring, love. Juliette: Then you must be exhuasted. Kenji: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[shattermelyhfmlblog]

Remember when warnette

"Are you attracted to him? "

"I'm attracted to you"

"I'm serious"

"So am I"

And then AARON WARNER, THE CHIEF COMMANDER OF SECTOR-45 BLUSHED!?!?!?!?

[aireenwarner]

Warner: Am i in hell?

Kenji: No, Warner. If you were in hell you’d be on the throne and the devils would be packing

[aaronskenjii]

aaron, jumping out of juliette's closet: BOO!

juliette:

aaron:

juliette:

aaron: *makes a sad face*

juliette: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

[dorcasmckinnonn]

channeling my inner kenji kishimoto and rewatching tangled

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJI - Aaron isn’t answering his phone

JULIETTE - I’ll call him

KENJI - Nazeera and i have both tried ten times what makes you thi-

AARON - hello love?

[ant-thebooknerd]

Kenji : Can I call you sometime?

Nazeera, clearly texting : I don't have a phone

[lighthousepigeons]

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Aaron, handing the phone to Juliette: It's for you.

[urbanflorals]

Kenji: Which country has the most birds?

Kenji: Portu-geese!

Nazeera: That's a language.

Kenji: Portu-gull?

Nazeera: Good recovery.

Juliette: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Aaron: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU MISS TURKEY?

[ravenclawh0re18]

Kenji: FOUR MONTHS. Juliette: What's going on? Nazeera: Just enjoy the show Warner: It's not a big deal. Kenji: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT. Warner: It kept you busy, which kept you away from me, which gave me peace. I don't see anything wrong with that

[shattermelyhfmlblog]

Warner: Juliette, can you help me? All my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Juliette, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size : No

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Credits to the owner. 🌷

[gergthecat]

Kenji: Aaron, do you want to talk about your feelings?

Juliette: I do.

Kenji: I know, Juliette.

Juliette: I’m sad.

Kenji: I know, Juliette.

Aaron: Why are you sad? Who made you sad? Where do they live? Was it Kenji? I knew it was Kenji.

[aaronskenjii]

aaron: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

juliette: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

aaron: I said within reason, love. How about I murder that guy?

juliette: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

aaron: What kind of question is that?

[somestardeww]

Kenji x fem!reader

I am thinking abt him and I can't stop, so have fuunn!

reblogs are apreciated :))

oh and be aware, smut under the cut ;)

Absolutely tearing Kenji apart, making him a mess of pathetic, panting moans beneath you as you clamp your pussy around his cock.

Silently thanking for being paired with him to infiltrate the Sector 45 army so you can finally fuck how you want without worrying about some roommate interrupting you both. abusing of your boyfriend's power of invisibility to sneak out with a discretion that the two of you had trained for years to achieve, only to end up tangled up in a mess in some abandoned dorm that the you both maintained.

smiling superiorly at him while the brown-haired one below you could only moan and beg for you with a broken voice that filled you with power and pleasure in equal measures, that could make you cum easily like that, on top of him.

he couldn't stop complaining about how you had already cum several times while just teasing him, not making a point of actually making him cum, poor baby :(

When you hear his complain this last time, you slowly dismantle him, lying on top of him with your hips slightly raised and your two chests pressed together, you leaning almost completely on him, sliding your fingers over your clitoris lightly to prolong the feeling of orgasm while giving him a drunken smile, knowing that it would provoke him.

"don't you think it's enough to make me cum so many times on your dick? Do you have to demand more, being so selfish? I'm spoiling you a lot.." you says while analyzing your boyfriend's features, which soften as he lets out an agonized groan, his dick now pressed between your two legs. He thrusts lightly, chasing the little pleasure it brought as he tried to convince you with a broken voice that he loved making you cum, but that he needed to cum too because he was so sensitive, and oh- how he would cum for you like such a good boy If you would just allow him to continue-

"enough, darling"

You say, turning away from him, ending his begging. He starts to whimper, asking you not to stop right now (he knew you wouldn't really leave him aside, but it was so much more exciting to join the game), and only stops when you fit between his legs, practically on all fours , and holds his dick firmly, taking the entire length into your mouth delicately, drooling and licking the pre-cum and your own juices that were on your boy's dick, who only knew how to moan and be a crying mess for you <3

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJIS POV

there’s a psycho hot chick living with us now? cool

oh wait thats the chick I’m supposed to get to omega point

oh shit she ran away with Adam

ew she’s making out with Adam

i took her and Adam to omega point

omega points gone, let’s go back to adams shitty house

oh no we lost Juliette

she’s here with Warner

shes hugging Warner

SHES KISSING WARNER

fuck you Adam

oh actually, warners ok