#incorrect alice in borderland

[incorrectaliceinborderland]

Mira: It was the best of times.

Arisu: It was the worst of times.

Chishiya: It was the age of wisdom.

Karube: It was the age of foolishness.

Asahi: It was the epoch of belief.

Shibuki: It was the epoch of incredulity.

Kuina: It was the season of light.

Last Boss: It was the season of darkness.

Usagi: It was the spring of hope.

Momoka: It was the winter of despair.

Hatter: We had everything before us.

Aguni: We had nothing before us.

Chota: We were all going direct to heaven.

Niragi: We were all going direct the other way.

[myreygn]

Chishiya: Suguru annoyed me today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special thing tomorrow.

Chishiya: There's nothing special about tomorrow, however there is something very special about watching the light in his eyes go out as the panic takes over.

[hyuninified]

Arisu/Chota : I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.

Karube : *Grabbing dagger*

Karube: Manslaughter it is

[life-is-more-than-just-a-game]

Niragi: "Guess it's dead."

Y/N: "NO, IT'S STILL MOVING!"

Niragi: *Takes his rifle and shoots*

Niragi: "Guess it's dead."

Y/N: "DID YOU SERIOUSLY SHOOT DOWN THE BUG???"

[aceofspadegrass]

Incorrect Quote

Kuina: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Chishiya: Okay, but what is updog? Last Boss: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Arisu: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Niragi: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Usagi: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Kuina: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Arisu: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Last Boss: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Chishiya: What’s a henway?? Kuina: Oh, about five pounds.

[anime-lover-forever-1127]

Niragi: You’re gonna kill me? Oh really? How original. I’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP

[frightnightindustries]

Kuina: Want to hear a hard riddle? Tatta: Sure. Kuina: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll? Tatta: ...down? Kuina: N- Niragi: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then. Kuina: Kuina: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...

[thehotgrandparent]

Part 2 of AiB quotes but they’re things I overheard during this school year

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“What if I ate this whole?” -Kota

“I don’t know Heimlich, so you would definitely choke” -Usagi

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“And then she started tickling me” -Arisu

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“Why are we crapping?” -Dōdō

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“Matsushita is emo. Is he emo?” -Chishiya

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“There are a few things I learned this year: don’t join cults, don’t create cults, don’t kill multiple people (don’t become a serial killer), and give up on math because I don’t care what my x is” -Chishiya

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“YOU GOT A WHOLE COMMUNITY” -Arisu to Hatter, probably

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“If you need to hug, go do it” -Mira

“Oh, c’mon Enji, daily hug” -Kyūma

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“I got chased by a man” -Usagi

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“Teenage boys are in great abundance…” -Ann

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“This is his first time talking to a woman!” -Karube, to Chota watching Arisu talking to Usagi

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“I think I’d rather run a cult than be in a cult” -Chishiya

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“What happened to him?” -Kuina

“What a loaded question” -Usagi

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“Long live the Christmas tree” -Kuina

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“My dad isn’t bald! He’s 40” -A patient

“Your mom then” -Chishiya

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“I for incompetent” -Chishiya

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“I have the social skills of a walnut” -Arisu

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“We get to see what’s wrong with Arisu biologically” -Chishiya

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“What the hell is Genshin Impact?” -Kuzuryū

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Thanks for reading part 2 😖

[hoodedchishiya]

Incorrect Quotes:

Kuina, over the walkie: I’m bored.

Chishiya: HeLLo Bored, I’m ChiShiYa.

Kuina: ..STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.

[arichishiya]

AiB Incorrect Quotes

Arisu: *ready to completely trust Chishiya with his life to execute the plan* Chishiya: I see your value now. Arisu: That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.

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Chishiya: I discovered at a very young age that if I talked long enough I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or the truth is relative.

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Usagi: You've been sexually harassing me since the very first day I arrived at the Beach. Niragi: Sexually harassing? That makes no sense. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?

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Arisu: I need you to roleplay as my father so I can digest some stuff. Chishiya: I don't want to be your father. Arisu: Perfect, you already know your lines.

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Arisu to Niragi: You're very confident, I'll say that. Kuina: Yeah but you shouldn't be.

[incorrectaliceinborderland]

Niragi: Well, good luck with that. *pulls out a knife* I'm armed.

Chishiya: Hm. *pulls out a cleaver* So am I.

Niragi: Child's play. *pulls out a machete*

Chishiya: Adorable. *pulls out a harpoon gun*

[myreygn]

Chishiya: We all lost something today. I lost my cellphone, Kuina lost her wallet, and Arisu lost all of our respect.

[hyuninified]

Ann: They look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Aguni, watching Arisu screaming, Chishiya trying to set a sleeping Niragi on fire, and Tatta choking on air: I don't know either.

[niragixpsych]

Incorrect quotes!

Chishiya: I'm just saying maybe do it a little bit farther away from a church next time.

Niragi: I had no control over the location where it happened.

Airsu: What's going on?? Why are you soaking wet?

Chishiya: We were walking past a church and a priest was telling everyone that Halloween is actually the day demons celebrate Satan an...

Chishiya: Tell him what you said.

Niragi: A whole day just to celebrate me?

Arisu: Oh god.

Chishiya: He's wet because they poured holy water on him and then what did you do?

Niragi: I started screaming like it hurt.

Arisu:

Niragi: It was really fun.

[aceofspadegrass]

Incorrect Quote

Last Boss: What are you eating? Niragi: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Last Boss: I like you, don't I?

[your-sweet-cookies]

Chishiya: Niragi made me mad so I poured gasoline under his truck and watched him poke at it and try to find where the leak was. Niragi, covered in oil and grime from crawling under his truck and going through the engine for four hours: YOU DID WHAT?!