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Kyuma: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Maki: Well, that's encouraging.

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Niragi: Well, good luck with that. *pulls out a knife* I'm armed.

Chishiya: Hm. *pulls out a cleaver* So am I.

Niragi: Child's play. *pulls out a machete*

Chishiya: Adorable. *pulls out a harpoon gun*

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Nobody can expect you to remember every near-death experience.

Arisu

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Arisu: A psychic on the street just said, 'Why don't you come in for a reading, sweetie?' and without missing a beat, I said, 'No thanks, I can't read'.

Arisu: I bet her psychic intuition didn't warn her I'd say something that stupid.

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Niragi: 'Sup, losers.

Mira: Hello, Niragi.

Niragi: Mira, Hatter, Last Boss...Ice Queen.

Ann: Why does everyone keep calling me that?

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That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!

Chota

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Arisu: *is unconscious*

Usagi: He isn't breathing!

Arisu: *opens eyes*

Usagi: I have to give him mouth-to-mouth!

Arisu: *closes eyes*

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Mira: It was the best of times.

Arisu: It was the worst of times.

Chishiya: It was the age of wisdom.

Karube: It was the age of foolishness.

Asahi: It was the epoch of belief.

Shibuki: It was the epoch of incredulity.

Kuina: It was the season of light.

Last Boss: It was the season of darkness.

Usagi: It was the spring of hope.

Momoka: It was the winter of despair.

Hatter: We had everything before us.

Aguni: We had nothing before us.

Chota: We were all going direct to heaven.

Niragi: We were all going direct the other way.

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Aguni: Are you not used to being given orders?

Arisu: Whenever Usagi wants me to go to a Game, she always says 'please', and afterwards, I get a cookie!

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*in an alternate timeline*

Chota: I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations.

Karube: I am loving the Beach. This place is off the chizain!

Chota: Twenty-seven!

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I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I'm also incredibly pretty and I think that makes up for it, honestly.

Chishiya

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Chishiya: Are you ready to fucking die?!

Niragi: No, I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

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It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.

Karube

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Arisu: I'm going to start being more assertive!

Arisu: ...if that's okay with everyone.

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I gathered up all of the emotions I felt...the terror, the foreboding, the primal panic...and held them in hand. Then I crushed them.

Niragi

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Arisu: You mean we steal all the cards?

Chishiya: No, Arisu, I mean we rub ourselves with sweet mustard and sing show tunes.

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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

Hatter