Arisu: Why are you on the floor?
Chishiya: I'm depressed.
Chishiya: Also I was stabbed, can you get Kuina, please
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Arisu: *Gently taps table*
Chishiya: *Taps back*
Usagi: What are they doing?
Kuina: Morse code.
Arisu: *Aggressively taps table*
Chishiya: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Kuina: Chishiya and Niragi are never gonna make nice! They're both horrible in their own ways!
Kuina: *to Chishiya* No offense, you know that you're my best friend and that I love you, but let's face it, you're a nightmare!
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Chishiya : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Niragi : We have heart?
Chishiya : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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Kuina : I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Chishiya : You people already know too much about me.
Arisu : I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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*The squad is over at Kuina's house*
Chishiya: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Kuina: ... N-No...
Kuina, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Chishiya, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Last Boss: I see a-
Kuina, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Chishiya: Oh, well I-
Kuina: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Kuina, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Arisu: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Niragi: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Kuina: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Kuina: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Kuina, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Kuina: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Usagi, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Kuina:
Chishiya: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Kuina:
Kuina, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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why I shouldn’t be in alice in borderland | part fifteen
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me: *sigh* why can’t someone take me out?
niragi, reloading his gun: alright
tatta, pulling up in his car: where to?
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Arisu, being depressed: *Slouches on Counter* "I'm a miserable failure."
Chishiya: "Yep, you are."
Arisu: "I've failed my mission."
Chishiya: "Yep, you did."
Arisu: "I could use some words of encouragement here.
Chishiya: "Yep, you could."
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Incorrect Quotes:
Kuina, over the walkie: I’m bored.
Chishiya: HeLLo Bored, I’m ChiShiYa.
Kuina: ..STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
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Chishiya: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Kuina: I'm sorry, YOU WERE STABBED?!
Chishiya: Lightly stabbed.
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Kuina: Rules were made to be broken.
Tatta: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Kuina: Uhh, pinatas?
Arisu: Glow sticks?
Ann: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Niragi: Bones.
Chishiya: Rules.
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Chishiya: There’s nothing to be afraid of. I don’t bite.
Niragi: Yeah, but do you set people on fire?
Chishiya: ...I don’t bite.
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Kuina: Made you all playlists!
Kuina: Niragi, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Kuina: Chishiya, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Kuina: And Arisu has the ABBA Gold album.
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Kuina: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river last time we went camping.
Chishiya: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.
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Niragi: [creeping behind chishiya to stab him]
Chishiya, loudly: I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking about making cookies later.
Niragi pausing:
Niragi: ...what kind?
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Kuina: Whatcha’ looking at?
Chishiya: I’m looking at Aguni. He’s terribly wearing a fedora.
Kuina: Is this to distract yourself or is this just for blackmail?.
Chishiya: I’ll give you time to think the correct one.
Kuina: It’s both, isn’t it? Your literally taking photos of him.
Chishiya: It’ll be funny-
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Kuina, at Chishiya’s funeral: Can I please have a moment alone with him?
Arisu: Of course.
Kuina, now leaning into Chishiya's coffin: Wake up you lil fucker I know you're not dead
Chishiya, opening one eye: Yeah well no shit
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Arisu: Can you keep a secret?
Chishiya: Do you know anything about my life?
Arisu: No I do not. Good point
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Chishiya: What time is it?
Kuina: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.
Kuina: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Niragi: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Kuina: It's 2 am.
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Niragi: *nudges Chishiya at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Chishiya? Wake up, Chishiya! Listen! They're sexless!
Chishiya: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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Niragi : What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Last Boss : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Niragi : Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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