#incorrect aot

[ereminist]

Armin: Yeah, I'm super into murder mysteries and true crime!

Eren, flirting: You know, I've been suspected for a few murders myself 😏

[ambassadorarlert]

jean: what? whatever. i dont care. its none of my business. i dont even want to know. also jean: why am i always the last to know everything!! >:(

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Zeke: [sitting in the hospital waiting room, filling out the admissions form] Let's see, cause of parents' death ... got in my way.

[quiveringdeer]

YN: Are you drinking enough water?

Reiner: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

[i-just-love-fandoms-okay]

Levi: God give me patience.

Hange: I think you mean 'give me strength?'

Levi: If god gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Jean: "So, I was thinking earlier-"

Sasha: "Wow, really?"

Connie: "Atta boy, Jean!"

J: "What?! No! I'm not finished! I was thinking that... um... it... I... ummmm... shit."

C: "You shoulda stopped when we were impressed."

S: "Yeah, that was kind of a letdown."

[incorrect-aotquotes]

Zeke: Tell me the truth okay? Because there's been a lot of lying in this family

Grisha: And a lot of love

Zeke: More lies

[soufflegirl]

Erwin: Why would I make them so uncomfortable?

Levi: It probably has to do with your reputation.

Erwin: Reputation? I have a reputation?

Levi: Smith, look. Shadis plays by the book and you don't. They feel your methods, your theories are ...

Erwin: Spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?

[arlmy07]

Random Anime Characters + Things My Friends Have Said

Aizawa: "I'm not built to 'have fun'."

Luffy: "I have long arms. Try me."

Saiki: "This is the dumbest conversation ever. I'm leaving."

Leon: "Haha sucks to suck."

Sugawara: "Stop taking everything so seriously. CaLm DoWn."

Sukuna: "Let's make a game where we like...kill people....But it's for fun..."

Miyamura: *narrating Hori's anger* "And behold there came from the heavens a torrent of blood and fire...in the form of a teenage girl."

Shinso: "My wifi died so I will too."

Zenitsu: *about Chuntaro* "You don’t know how much you’ve helped me. You don’t know much of anything, but that’s irrelevant. I love you little guy."

Oikawa: "Thank you, me, for being so wonderfully dramatic."

Isaac: "Before we get started, make sure you hit subscribe and smash that like button. 'Cause if you don't you could die. Like literally. Alright, who's ready to go collect souls?"

Ussop: *on being a pirate* "This is great and terrible at the same time..."

Hilda: "Oh don't worry, you won't get matched with anyone."

Bakugo: "That's only because we're not allowed to duke it out for the bigger serving..."

Eren: "Everyone is called to do something. Some...might be called...to take out the trash."

Sanji: "I have a picture in my wallet of just one person and it's a girl."

Sokka: "The point is that spaghetti raises the competition by like...100 percent."

Nendo: "Hey do you have your face?"

[ereminist]

[thatsmooji]

sasha watching ymir put on deodorant: oh, you use old spice too?

ymir: yeah, it's a very gay thing to do

mikasa: i use old spice.

sasha: ...

ymir: ...okay so you're not gonna believe this

[quiveringdeer]

Porco: Pieck and I don't even have pet names for each other.

Marcel: Uh huh. Hey, what's the name of that game you play with babies when you pretend to disappear behind your hands?

Porco: Peek-a-boo?

Pieck, from her napping spot on the floor, next to the couch across the room: Yes, Poko-boo?

Marcel: Don’t lie to my face like that ever again.

@mazuwii

[burninglyre]

Incorrect Quotes AOT

Erwin, teaching Levi to drive: Okay, you're driving and (Y/N) and Hanji walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Levi: Oh, definitely Hanji. I could never hurt (Y/n). Erwin, ma**aging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Security guard: "This your kid, buddy?"

Reiner: "Problem?"

SG: "She caused forty bucks of damage in aisle six."

R: "What did she do?!"

SG: "She beat the stuffing out of this 'Tickle Me Elmo' doll."

R: *to Gabi* "You got in a fight with a toy?!"

Gabi: "It was laughing at me!"

[incorrect-aotquotes]

S4 Eren: ~exists~

Mikasa: Ooh, we like a bad boy don't we

Armin: Yeah, but not fucking terrorists, Mikasa

[xxgiveyourheartxx]

Eren: Oh hey ;) *w/ rizz*

Levi: How the fuck did you say that outloud—?