#incorrect snk

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Zeke: [sitting in the hospital waiting room, filling out the admissions form] Let's see, cause of parents' death ... got in my way.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Jean: "So, I was thinking earlier-"

Sasha: "Wow, really?"

Connie: "Atta boy, Jean!"

J: "What?! No! I'm not finished! I was thinking that... um... it... I... ummmm... shit."

C: "You shoulda stopped when we were impressed."

S: "Yeah, that was kind of a letdown."

[incorrect-aotquotes]

Zeke: Tell me the truth okay? Because there's been a lot of lying in this family

Grisha: And a lot of love

Zeke: More lies

[the-port-mafia]

Levi: Shh... Do you hear that?

Hange: No... What was it?

Levi: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion different pieces

[xstephaniebrown]

Zeke: OMG OMG OMG!

Eren: What?

Zeke: Hange ask me to date!!

Eren: WHAT! When!?

Zeke: Right now!!! She asked me out on February 30!!!

Eren: ... Oh, bro

[roldanrabbit]

SnK AU Part 1/???

Yes. I did it.

SnK is one of my favorite animes and the one that left me with the most trauma, so I couldn't give up the idea of ​​making an AU out of it.

It's one of the most emblematic, along with the one from Pacific AU (Harry Potter) so I thought it would be a good idea for it to be the first.

In this AU Eva is Levi's sister (he's my favorite character, ok?). The truth is that always seemed to me that Levi's story was overwhelmingly sad and horrible full of trauma from beginning to end and I wanted to bring at least a little joy to his world with Eva.

The story is in general the same. Eva would be 2 years younger than Levi, she is the daughter of Kuchel and a soldier who has been a client of Kuchel.

When Kuchel dies and Kenny comes, Eva would be young, terribly young (I emphasize, she is 2 years younger than Levi) poor kid, honestly

Kenny ends up teaching them both how to survive and when he's sure they'll survive, he leaves them to fend for themselves.

Eva is smart enough to survive in the underground. However, there are several points to clarify in this regard.

Eva's traumatic gift.

Eva is pretty blind, I'm not talking about completely blind, but she wears glasses and she really needs them, Kenny cared enough to threaten some craftsman and have them make the girl a pair of glasses, but little else, it's bad enough. Eva manages to develop something to supplant the incredible need to see clearly: ultra-instinct hearing.

It sounds wow, it's wow, it's trauma.

Eva has a terrible fear of abandonment because of Kenny, as the insistent assertions of Eva's burden to Levi if her eyesight got any worse were horrible for a little girl's psyche.

Once, in one of the many times that Kenny, like the responsible guy that he clearly is'nt, took the kids to a black market place in the subway, the following situation developed:

Kenny, Eva and Levi entered a rather gloomy place. A tall and somewhat old woman, she looked at nothing, towards the front, practically without moving or making any gesture, she spoke

"Hmm, you've come back through the Sina sewers, how pathetic..."

Eva was pretty scared, Levi was holding her hand, both of them protecting each other, two scared little kids in the lion's den.

Kenny smiled

"Ahh, nonsense, I'm just passing through... Can't you see?"

A dagger flew, close to her ear, cutting a few strands of hair.

"I'm blind and I could still kill you. Get the hell out Kenny. You're not welcome here."

"Tsk"

The woman with the lost gaze remained unperturbed on the other side of the counter.

"Don't try to take anything that doesn't belong to you, I'll listen to you"

Eva was impressed, the woman was scary but... But she could see you without seeing, that's even possible?

When they were away from there, Eva tugged at Kenny's sleeve to get his attention.

"Kenny, was that woman blind?"

"Yes, brat. That old lady has tricks up her sleeve."

"She could see you... How could she see you if she was blind?"

"Stop asking stupid questions kid, I don't know"

The conversation died there, however Eva was curious about it.

Maybe... maybe she could do that too

to be continue...

[leviismybby]

(y/n): "What are you eating?"

Levi: "It's salty. You wouldn't like it."

(y/n): "I like you don't I?"

[this-is-krikkit]

kidnapper: so i have your kid

levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven

kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up

levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??

[aotincorrectquotes]

*arguing*

Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now

Levi: ??

[kasinonightlife]

Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.

Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Jean to Sasha and Connie: Can I ask you guys something? How are you so happy?

Connie to Sasha: Can I tell him our secret?

Sasha: *nods seriously*

Connie: *whispering* We're very, very stupid.

[ibettertakethisoffshelby]

Security guard: "This your kid, buddy?"

Reiner: "Problem?"

SG: "She caused forty bucks of damage in aisle six."

R: "What did she do?!"

SG: "She beat the stuffing out of this 'Tickle Me Elmo' doll."

R: *to Gabi* "You got in a fight with a toy?!"

Gabi: "It was laughing at me!"

[incorrect-aotquotes]

S4 Eren: ~exists~

Mikasa: Ooh, we like a bad boy don't we

Armin: Yeah, but not fucking terrorists, Mikasa

[the-port-mafia]

Jean: I’ll take that as a compliment

Levi: I must have said it wrong

[nerdynuala]

The correct answer was, actually, getting on his nerves

More levihan because I saw this quote being used with Gojo and Nanami and need I say more?

[warm-starlight]

Kenny: I can't be some kid's dad..

Levi: *Adopting a bunch of kids given to him by the military* I smell Bitch.