#incorrect avalance

[amelia-queen-black]

Ava: You called Behrad for help but not me?

Sara: Well, when you have a crazy idea, you don’t call the voice of reason.

[cupcaitvi]

Sara: If I say I'm going to do something, and I think I will do it, but then I don't, does that make me a liar or a disappointment?

Ava: All of the houseplants are dead, aren’t they?

[avalanceliker]

Sara at 3am: hey babe, you awake

Ava: *turns and kisses sara* yes honey?

-

Kara at 3am: lena you ‘wake?

Lena: what the fuck do you want.

[redink-inc]

Pre relationship avalance. Ava: *Portalling into the waverider* Hello Mr. Rory. Can I see what you’re writing? *pointing vaguely at what’s in front of Mick* Mick: *huffs* Fanfiction Ava: About what? Mick: You and Sara. Ava on the inside: me and Sara ehehe I wonder what it’s about omg i wanna read Ava on the outside: *clears throat* W-what? Why? That’s not… it’s not professional. Mick: Sara’s paying me to do it. Sara: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS MICK!

Ehehe here’s another one. Have a good day peeps.

[thecustomcosplayed]

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe..

Sara, sweating: Ava, there’s something I need to ask you- Ava: Finally! You’re proposing! Sara: How’d you know? Ava: Sara, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Ava: I even picked it up once.

[sharpe-lances]

*season 3*

ava: crushes are stupid

sara: yeah whenever i’m near mine, i start acting stupid

ava: pfft you’re always acting stupid

sara:

ava:

[schwayisgay]

sara: i put the bi in bitch

ava: yes you do

sara: i put the ass in assassin

ava: yes you do

sara: i put the strap in you

ava: yes you d-

astra: *slams fist on table* oNE dinner. i just want ONE dinner

[nightowl1899]

Sara: This is my wife Ava, she's a clone

Ava: This is my wife Sara, she is also a clone

[katie-mcgerman]

“you almost just broke my nose!”

[amelia-queen-black]

Ava: What’s your body count?

Sara: Do you mean sex or murder?

[cupcaitvi]

Ava: You borrowed a crane?

Sara: Not exactly.

Ava: You stole a crane?!

Sara: Exactly.

[lgbtqlegends]

Sara: What’s up? I’m back.

Ava, sobbing: I literally saw you die a minute ago! You died! You were dead!

Sara: Death is a social construct.

[avalanceliker]

Sara: the next time Ava’s angry with me, i'll drape her in a cape and say "now you're super angry"

Sara: maybe she’ll laugh, maybe I’ll die.

[redink-inc]

Drunk Ava: I-I think I’m in love- Sara: I’m happy for you. Drunk Ava: With you Sara: Oh? Drunk Ava: y-yeah Sara: Ava Drunk Ava: yeah? Sara: We’ve been married for FIVE years now.

Drunk Ava is my level of maturity. (To be expected from a teen right?)

It’s been AGES since I posted. But me was busy writing a fanfic.

[thecustomcosplayed]

Part 2 of; Meanwhile, in an alternate universe.. 

Ava: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Sara: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Ava: ... Ava: You mean ring bearER, right? Sara: ... Ava: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[sharpe-lances]

*season 3*

sara: so are we flirting right now?

ava: WE’RE FIGHTING AND I’VE LITERALLY GOT YOUR BACK AGAINST THE WALL

sara: that doesn’t answer my question