#incorrect battle royale quote

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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Sweet tooth: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Sackboy: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Toru: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Sly: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Mr Bubble's: *is the reason they're crying*

Nathan Drake: *enjoys in silence*

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

So today's lesson is…you kill each other off until there's only one left. Nothing's against the rules!

Rui, during Paranormal Incident table read

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes 3.

1.Ruin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

2.Lunar: When I was your age- Bloodmoon, mocking Lunar: When I was your height. Lunar: Lunar: Listen here you little shit-

3.Bloodmoon, to Moon: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

4.Bloodmoon rushes by with an armful of water bottles Sun: What's going on? Moon: Bloodmoon wouldn't drink water. Sun: …And? Moon: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle. Bloodmoon, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

5.Moon, texting: Ruin, will you please go to sleep? Ruin, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Eclipse, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! Moon, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Ruin, texting: I’m trying Eclipse, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH Moon, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

6.Eclipse: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Bloodmoon: …I was hungry.

7.Sun, texting Moon: Moon! Help I'm being kidnapped! Moon: Where are you? Sun: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help. Moon: I'll call Earth. Earth, answering their cell: Y'ello? Moon: Where's Sun? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Earth: Sun? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me- Earth: Earth: I'll call you back. Hangs up Earth: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD! Sun: WHO ARE YOU!?

9.Eclipse: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Lunar: Even better! Eclipse: What the fuck did you- Lunar: holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.

10.Bloodmoon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Eclipse, used to Bloodmoon being dumb: Sure… Bloodmoon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Eclipse: Okay? Bloodmoon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Eclipse: Bloodmoon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Eclipse: Jesus, that one is a little- Ruin, interested: No, no, Bloodmoon, keep going.

11.Bloodmoon, grinning: I have a knife! Earth: Put it down, Bloodmoon. Bloodmoon: Make me! sprints away

12.Monty: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. Earth: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because she is in love with him. Bloodmoon: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Lunar: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Chica: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Ruin: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

13.Earth: Regular soda is too sweet!

Bloodmoon: Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Earth: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!

Bloodmoon: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Earth: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Bloodmoon: I’m going to physically attack you.

Earth: Which is better, Ruin?

Ruin: Oh, I usually drink water!

Bloodmoon: Wha- NO!

Earth: DISGUSTING!

14.Sun, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Moon: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

15.Eclipse: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend? Earth: Tell them how you really feel. Sun: Slowly distance yourself from them. Bloodmoon: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price. Eclipse, being handed a sword: …well heck.

16.Moon: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

17.Bloodmoon and Ruin texting Bloodmoon: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely. Ruin: Isn't Eclipse there? Bloodmoon: Yes but I like you more.

18.Eclipse: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Lunar: Um, murder??? Ruin: Adventuring! Bloodmoon: Tuesday.

19.Eclipse: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Lunar, Sun, Earth, and Bloodmoon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

20.Sun: Christmas lights? Moon: Check. Lunar: Thermos of hot cocoa? Moon: Check. Earth: Santa suits? Moon: Check. Eclipse: Shovel? Moon: Check. Bloodmoon: Alibi and bail money? Moon: Check- wait, WHAT?!

[briceterry04]

A little bit of a life update:

Way back in 2022, My senior Year of highschool happened, The Mario teaser trailer was released and I gained more Marieism and it's still going strong. But I know something bad was going to happen... Losing all my friends. Worse thing? I made a new friend who was into the same stuff as I was (Splatoon, Kirby, Super Mario, Sonic, TMNT, etc), and I didn't even know I was gonna graduate in 2023 until the school told every student about the graduation stuff. But then I fully panicked because I didn't want to lose my friends I made, what's worse is that I didn't get their social media accounts so I can talk to them (But unfortunately for the new friend I made, I didn't have Tumblr, but they did), and after I graduated, I was blind sighted about everything, I was sad about losing my friends, but I didn't have to be near students who bullied me for my autism and my interests. Many months goes by, and I celebrate the end of 2023 with praise...

Then January of 2024 brought a lot of shit that blocked my way and actually done damage to my mental health. The Chuggaconroy drama, One of my dogs passing away, and one thing that's been fogging up my mind is not having a job. I didn't attend college because that costs way too much. And also, I can lash out at people easily in public who try to piss me off or make me cry. And with the bullying I've been through throughout 8th grade through 12th grade for hating Fortnite: Battle Royale, It can easily happen if one of my bullies from Highschool finds in a place I wanna work at (I wanna work this gaming store in West Virginia I love). Also with everything that has been happening with current events, my mental health has been hitting the gutter, I'm suffering with Smile Depression because of the current events in the world, the looming threat of AI, and the biggest reason of all for my masking depression... is being lonely. Although I have my family (which I feel like I make things worse for them) are the only people I have and none of them have the same interests as me. Also we don't get along sometimes. And I wanna find some friends who has the same interests as me... And I did, with my followers and the people who like my stuff on Tumblr. Although we haven't introduced ourselves yet, You guys have made things in my life a little bit less sucky. I'm so glad you answered my questions, I'm so happy you like my incorrect quotes, my art (even though it's mid at best), you guys are friends to me. I am planning on going to my therapist this year to get my mental health really better.

💚Just to let you guys know, I'm really glad to have you guys as a friend and as followers.💚

Thank you for reading this very long post and liking the stuff that I do, guys.

Now I gotta go to sleep, it's like 3:31 AM.

[dianaladrislovebot]

gone headcanons that have popped into my unhinged little brain, part 6

hey there, so since i’ve been rereading the series/writing this fic i’ve had nothing but hc/theory brainrot so you’ll only be getting hc posts for a while. we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled program of incorrect quotes at some point i promise

this first (technically first two) hc isn’t something i induct into my thinking all the time it’s just a thought that i enjoy no matter how sad it is

caine’s parents had always struggled with having children, so they ended up adopting caine instead. they moved to london (where caine’s mother is from) for a few years because they feared connie, who was still young, would come back for him. he slips into a british accent sometimes when he’s angry (i just think this sounds funny can you imagine british caine)

caine’s mother fell pregnant a few years later and they managed to keep the baby. the second the baby, named chloe, was born, caine was sent to coates immediately so they could focus on doting on their “real” child. now that they had a biological child, he was rendered useless in their eyes.

astrid has scary good skin care. girl has never had a pimple in her LIFE.

since they lived together (+ sam) post fayz, diana helped astrid write her book. astrid only knew so much from her point of view, and diana helped her fill in the blanks from the other side of the court.

caine’s a ridiculously picky eater. he will push his food around and make sure none of it touches before he’ll eat it. very particular about what he will and won’t eat. this is because he’s ridiculously autistic.

also hates crust. diana and drake used to take turns eating his crust at coates

alternatively, sam is a human vacuum. he will eat quite literally anything you put in front of him because and i quote, “food is food”.

drake is afraid of butterflies. he thinks they’re gross. i have no basis for this ink and i just think it’s funny

caine’s favourite colour is yellow. him owning that yellow vest was not a coincidence.

alternatively, diana’s is a royal purple and drakes is (suprising no one) red.

caine is super squeamish, despite his constant need for war. hates blood, hates all kinds of bugs. he took one look at that’s bugs face during the bug battle in plague and was ready to book it.

drake really wanted to die in a super fucked up and for his case to go unsolved so he could end up on buzzfeed unsolved. he was disappointed when he realised his immortality probably prevented that.

drake’s a complete feral in snow. he absolutely adores snow. it’s the only time anyone sees him act like an actual well adjusted person (sort of). he turns into an excited child when it snows

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TS Incorrect Quotes April-September 2024

Uptown Funk You Up

Fairytale Wedding

Burned Hand (Hurt/Comfort)

Hungry For A Snack

Cheek Love (Moxiety)

Can’t Believe it

Name Capacity

Who I am (logince)

Disappointed Janus

Money Math

Happy Idiot

Stuffie Dad

Where Is My Mace?

Disguise Poetry

Love Jump

He Doesn’t Like Me

Cake Therapy

Texting Roman

Roman’s Birthday + Thomas is BUSY! (video)

Loceit Fighting

Logince Glasses

Royality Demus Jackets

Dukexiety Don’t Look At Me

Anxceit Lips

Moceit Non-Childish Date

Father’s Day w/ Patton Virgil & Janus

Battle Bot Feelings

Roceit Bandaid

Prinxiety Motivational Speech

Intruality Drunk Husband

Jail Time

Corrected Grammar

Catcall

Mickey & Donald

Secrets Keeper

Angsty Teen

Logince Hot Tub

Incorrect Quotes Vol 4 Contributions

Distract Roman

Raising Awareness

Logince Genuine Smile

Royality (B)romance?

Prinxiety Double

Film Ultimatum

Sleep Judge

Bend Over Backwards

Rage Puns

Trivia

Kidnapper Cookies

Stone Cold Bitches

Sides At The Beach

Playground Tears

Define Lying

Ugly Monster

Cuter Than Me

It Won’t Work On Me

Everyone’s Hot

In Spain

Fist Bump

I Need You To Swear

Top & Bottom

Sticks & Stones

Bird Fight

Fell For Him

Tart Thingies

Washing Machine

Do Something Stupid

Leather Jacket

Do Anything For You

Is He Bad At Anything

A Dumb Question

Emergency Key

Get A Room

Veggie Crunch Scream

How Do I Look?

Thomas’ Incorrect Quotes Part 1

Thomas’ Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Thomas’ Incorrect Quotes Part 3

Nothing Straight About It

Snick Snack Swearing

Beneficial Friends

Stressed Coral

Cake Bribe

Shower Thoughts

Race For The Phone

Shoes Lights

Janus’ Surprise

Stars Of Courage

Convenient Boxes

Race Downstairs

Wiki Win

Dinner Help

Straight Answer

HelLogan

Weak Days

Say His Name 3x

Physically Fight Me

Independent Side

Trust The Eggs

Grocery Plans

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Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.2

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Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Nathan drake : Yeah, I have.

Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Cole’s law?

Nathan drake : Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Sly Cooper : …maybe

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Fat princess : Can I go to the pool?

Evil coal : Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Fat princess : No, can I go by myself?

Evil coal : You don’t want to go with me?

Fat princess : You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Evil coal : It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Sweettooth : Kratos , you're my best friend.

Kratos : Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Kratos : I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Sir Daniel : Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Colonel radec , on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Parappa , entering the room: *Sees Spike and leaves*

Spike , watching Parappa leave: There’s my monthly dose of Parappa …

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Big daddy : Sackboy, what are you doing?

Sackboy: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Big daddy : You could always take it out and count it.

Sackboy: Where’s the fun in that?

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This is just the Shenanigans I think they would get into if they were stuck in the crystal dimensions but they already defeated Polygon Man they're just stuck their lol

[ksfnmoments]

fun fact: i like to read my stories with my mic in my mouth when my friends are being dumb (particularly the prologue to altered egos)

anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!💜

i’m finally feeling the fortnite vibes again, i honestly really like this chapter and season and map and it’s re-sparked my interest in battle royale. still don’t know wtf is happening with the story though (other than peely’s missing and hope and valeria are sisters lmao) and i kinda stopped paying attention after fracture

interestingly enough my focus lately has been shifting to the E.G.O soldiers rather than the agents/drifters, probably because i’ve been spending more time writing them. i might start up incorrect quotes just for them and maybe the last resort crew, because they had my whole heart (and piper pace’s song is my new hype anthem. I’M THE DRIVER THE CONNIVER) and i’d love to experiment with them maybe

speaking of altered egos earlier, i ended up reworking a major plot element which i love way more, but which also uprooted almost everything i already had established and now i gotta patch things up even more. whoops

anyway can’t wait to see what 2024 has in store ^-^

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(Shogo, Noriko and Shuya are in the clinic when Kiriyama is about to attack them)

Kazuo (To Shogo): You can't smoke in here

Shogo (Holding his cross bow): Oh yeah, says who?

Kazuo: (Points to a "No Smoking" sign)

Shogo: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.

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Malice (evil cole): Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?

Nariko: Illinois.Malice (evil cole): AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!

Clank: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves?

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Sometimes Shogo will ask me "What do you think you're doing?" but that just means stop. He doesn't actually want to know my thought process.

Shuya Nanahara

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Alucard: They will certainly not be thanking me if I use your fucking product on them. My balls are not about to lose their fur coat due to your marketing. Try this shit on that playstation allstars roster. Your “marketing guy” is not going to have balls if I keep seeing your fucking posts when I’m trying to sleep at night.

Alucard: You are filth. Scum. Below filth. I would exalt the mud and the dirt that I walk upon before even giving you or your ball shears the time of day.

Alucard: I want the weird ads back. How long must I endure real marketing from Konami? Long have I slaved to be an unmarketable asset to this roster, and this is my reward?

Alucard: May your womb be barren.

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Me starting the book knowing probably everyone is going to die

Everybody: *dies*

Also me:

[shatter-song]

if they add that fucking Fortnite character guy to Smash, im quitting

no offense to Fortnite players, but no

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Incorrect Quotes

March-July 2023

Hope For Everyone

Romantic Advice + Haiku Bot

GPS Directions

Bad Boys (Logicality)

Mutual Smackings (Logince)

Worse Than Heartbreak

Midnight Snack (Logince)

Straighter Than That Pole (Roceit)

Stupid Cute Nerd (analogical)

How Do You Sleep

Height of Stupidity

See Through Dress

Anxiety Kidnapping Gone Wrong (prinxiety)

Traitor Scale

Peer Pressure

Saucy Tie

Fighting or Flirting (Roceit)

Condescending + Writing Logince Headcanon

Then Beg

Games We Play

Battle Bot James

Left Brain Dating Challenge (prinxiety, Intrulogical)

Honeymoon (intruality)

Truth or Dare: Roceit Edition

Cross Crossword

Odd Epiphany

Rip The Bandaid (moceit)

Tony’s 33rd Birthday

Cat Stuck In A Tree (prinxiety)

Janus Drunk Confession (roceit)

Patton’s Plan?

Everything Milkshake

Incorrect Quote Vol 2 Official Post

A Lot Dramatic

Incorrect Quotes Vol 2 Banner?

Cupid At The Beach (analogical)

My Quote Made The Cut (IQ Vol 2)!!!

Abstract Thoughts

Lonely Lips (dukexiety)

Kitchen Drawers

Chillax

Mocktopus

Ultimate Showdown (prinxiety)

Roman’s Toy Store

Stop Scrolling (Self Promo)

What State?

10 Types Of People

Move With Your Mind

Heaven Is A Couch Sleep

Ordering Pizza (Prinxiety)

It’s The Only Way (moceit)

Sweet Trick

Cold Shoulders (logicality prinxiety)

Walking Headache

Order In The Court

Baby Insults (logince)

Kidnapped Your Son

Roses Are Red

Future Husband (Royality)

Free Stuff

Snake Joke (moceit)

Poly Jolly Mind Palace

Buttercup

Random Letters (SaSi + CT crossover)

New Birthday Jacket + Roman Photo 2020 (Logince)

Wits End

Just A TV Show

Nice & Cute (Roceit)

Violently Worries

Drunk Loyalty (moceit)

A Year of Minutes

Serotonin Please

Sick Of Everyone

Bust A Ghost

Logan’s ‘Owl’

Tell Me Why

What Won’t He Eat

Steering Wheel

Atoms Don’t Touch

Other Friends

Big Idiots

Prepare For the Dark Sides

He Called Me Pretty (dukexeity)

Pretty Boy

Intrulomoceit Polyidiotry

Self Care List

Everything’s Broken

Logan Giggled

Garbage Day

Spicy Dream (Intrulogical)

Accidental Gay (intruality)

Worst Boyfriend (logicality)

Three To Journey (poly)

Fight or Flirt (loceit)

Bringer of Gifts

100% Off (logicality)

Call Daddy (logince)

Peaceful Dinner (moceit)

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Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.3

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Colonel radec: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Raiden: A doll.

Isaac Clark : A cinnamon roll.

Kratos: A sweetheart.

Colonel radec:

Colonel radec: ...stop it.( embarrassed af)

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Kratos: Hi-

Raiden : Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Kratos: What are amphetamines?

Sweettooth : Drugs that can go on land and water.

Kratos: Ohhhh

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Heihachi: Sly Cooper, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?

Sly Cooper: No, it’s mine.

Heihachi: It... looks just like the one I have...

Sly Cooper: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Heihachi: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!

sir Daniel: You can eat a rock.

evil coal: Air.

Nathan drake: The fabric of time and space.

Kratos: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

Heihachi: You guys are not helpful.

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Jak and dexter: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.

Raiden : You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.

Jak and dexter: And I reserve that right! After all....

Jak and dexter: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!

Raiden : There were no movies made in 1879.

Jak and dexter: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!

Nathan drake: Oooh! Let’s go ask sackboy if they saw it in theatres!

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Colonel radec: Sly Cooper spat in Jak and dexter's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.

evil coal: ...What?! Why?!

Colonel radec, shrugging: You tell me