#incorrect dallas stars quotes

[ijustdontlikepeople]

NHL x Internet 8/?

[verhaeghes]

nhl x notnylander part 1/?

[incorrect-nhl]

Matt Duchene: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say

Tyler Seguin: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

[omegastryker]

Incorrect Stars

Left: Tyler Seguin and the Stars

Right: New Stars fans from Seattle

[jiggyloveshockey]

Tyler: I'm really into confident dudes. Guys with style, elegance, who are good with words and graceful. Jamie: H-hey there (stumbles over feet) Holy fucking shit, you’re really hot (falls down face first) I gotta gay - GO. I GOTTA GO! Tyler: Tyler: I want that one.

[incorrectdallasstars]

Ken Hitchcock: If you don't buckle down and do your work, you'll end up at McDonald's.

Curtis McKenzie: Wait, if we don't do our work we can go to McDonald's??!

Ken Hitchcock: Wh- No-

[dumouwin]

Tyler Seguin: I can help you with this. Do you know why? Do you know why? I’m waiting.

Jamie Benn: Oh my God, is it because you have sisters?

Tyler: It’s because I have sisters!

Jamie: And you know more about women than me?

Tyler: I know more about women than you!

Jamie: And that I’m a little dumb-dumb?

Tyler: And I’m a big smart-smart!

[sharpy-1988]

Tyler: Good morning baby

Jamie:*doesn't reply*

Tyler: HELLO MY EYES ARE OPEN I AM READY FOR ATTENTION

[flshgordn]

Tyler Seguin: How much do you love me?

Jamie Benn: Immensely. I’d move mountains for you, baby.

Tyler: Can you go buy some milk?

Jamie: Let’s not get crazy.

[pastrnaks-sainz]

Hi Roope, Miro, John for the incorrect quotes.

Have a nice day! 🥰

Miro: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

John: Oh, what I do is, look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Roope, scoffing: Oh, please.

John, to Roope: Hey, how you doin’?

Roope:

Roope: *giggles and blushes*

[batmanjopping]

Tyler Seguin: I'm scared of having hip surgery today.

Jamie Benn: It's okay. I'll be here after your surgery.

*Tyler wakes up after surgery and sees the doctor*

Tyler Seguin: Where is Jamie? He said he'd be here.

Doctor: Who do you think gave you the hips?

[tysonbaerrie]

Jamie: So I'm trying to test out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?

Tyler: Sure, here, use this to practice.

Jamie: Thank you.

Jamie:

Jamie: This is a marriage certificate.

[verhaeghes]

nhl x notnylander part 3/?

[incorrect-nhl]

Tyler Seguin *unbuttoning shirt*: Whew it’s hot in here.

Jamie Benn: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[omegastryker]

Incorrect Stars - Final Fantasy XIV Shenanigans

James: Wooo! Let's goo!

Tyler: lol How bout them damn apples? Roope: No fair, u beat us.

Benn: Damn, when did u get so good

James: lol Kept practicin, even after exercising at the Y and after our hockey games.

Pavs: So James an Tyler beat the whole crew? How does that happen?

Tyler: Didn't know this game was that good.

Miro: What game was the team playing?

Faksa: Final Fantasy XIV, and they were at the Gold Saucer. Playing Triple Triad

Faksa: Thanks for letting us use your server.

James: Sure :).

Polak: I wanna go again.

James: *giggles*

Benn: lol Your enjoying this guys aren't u

Tyler/James: Maaybe!

[jiggyloveshockey]

Bish: What’s something you like in men?

Tyler: I like when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.

Jamie [looking down and realizing he only has two arms]: Damnit.