#incorrect goncharov quotes

[gay-mormon-wizard]

Goncharov characters as things I've heard college students say

Goncharov: I'm not sure if I'm having a stroke of genius or just a stroke, but either way, I need your help.

Katya: I've reached a point in my life where men stop disrespecting me as a sex object, and start disrespecting me as a person.

Andrei: My hatred of others exceeds my hatred of myself.

Sofia: I'm not a religious man, but I would throw ass for God.

Ice Pick Joe: Never trust me to understand the meaning of the words I say.

Büthmor: I feel like I should have an honorary dentistry degree because working with y'all is like pulling teeth all the damn time.

[incorrect-gonchposting]

Goncharov: Please, It's Christmas.

Katya: It's December 10th!

[goncherovincorrectquotes]

Andrey: Lord help the person married to Katya.

Goncharov: I’m married to Katya…?

Andrey: Then my condolences.

[thesarkycoder]

No One:

Ice Pick Joe: The bullet. The bullet for Goncharov. The bullet chosen specifically to kill Goncharov. Goncharov's bullet.

[grimfiendfyre]

Goncharov: I don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Ice Pick Joe: Manslaughter it is

[beautifulscreaminglady]

Sofia: By the way, Goncharov, what is your given name?

Goncharov: It's just Goncharov ... like Cher.

[diankn]

Goncharov: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Katya: Is it me, Goncharov?

Goncharov: No, it’s not you.

Sofia: Is it me, Goncharov?

Goncharov: It’s not you either.

Andrey: Is it me, Goncharov?

Goncharov:

Goncharov, mockingly: Is IT mE Goncharov?

[zwoelffarben]

Goncharov: is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?

Katya: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Ice Pick Joe: smad.

[frodonttbaggins]

[ingridverse]

Katya: Sofia, I... [loses her nerve, says something else] I like your shoelaces.

Sofia: [with a smile that is both amused and understanding] Thank you. I stole them from the President.

[incorrect-gonchposting]

Goncharov: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

Ice Pick Joe: That's rough buddy.

Katya, offscreen: Stop telling people I'm dead.

[goncherovincorrectquotes]

Mario Ambrosini: I need you to kill him, but make it look like an accident.

Ice Pick Joe: Say no more.

(Later)

Policeman: It looks like the killer stabbed the victim then placed a banana peel at their feet.

[leseigneurdufeu]

[kasinonightlife]

Katya: Sofia, you love me, right?

Sofia: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

[chestnut-devil]

Incorrect Goncharov (1973)

Andrey: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Goncharov: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

[diankn]

Goncharov: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Katya:

Sofia:

Andrey:

Everyone Else At Goncharov’s Surprise Party:

Katya: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.