#incorrect httyd book quotes

[quotes-of-various-fandoms]

Hiccup: Becoming older than 12 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.

[httyd-book-quotes]

Kidnapper: we have your daughter.

Bertha: you kidnapped Camicazi?

Kidnapper: yes.

Bertha: lol, good luck with that

[dragonnnfly]

Book Hiccup: Awww, why don't you like cats, Fishlegs? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??

Book Fishlegs: I don't know Hiccup, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Book Hiccup:

Book Fishlegs: I'm ALLERGIC

[iamafule]

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

[quiet-art-kid]

httyd books inncorect quotes

Fishlegs: I want to be a caterpillar.

Hiccup: Explain?

Fishlegs: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Hiccup: You are aware that they have a lifespan of two to five weeks, correct?

Fishlegs: That’s another highlight.

Hiccup: Fishlegs, no—

Humongous: You are very mature for your age, Hiccup.

Hiccup: Thanks, it’s the trauma.

Camicazi: You call it a near death experience- We call it a vibe check from God!

Hiccup: When I asked if my day could get any worse it was a rhetorical question. NOT A CHALLENGE!

Fishlegs: You’re up early this morning.

Hiccup: ....

Fishlegs: You never went to sleep, did you?

Hiccup: You’re an attention-seeker.

Camicazi: What?! I’m the total opposite of an attention-seeker. I’m the best there ever is, I do not- hey, don’t look away when I’m talking here!

Camicazi: Do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you!

Camicazi: Please ask me to kill for you.

Hiccup: …First of all, calm down.

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.

[iwonderhereandnow]

I threw them in an incorrect quote generator lol

[doodles-with-noodles]

I haven’t abandoned certain idiots my httyd lads lasses and nb folks

I illustrated incorrect quotes very lazily

[mooniing]

httyd books incorrect quotes from the incorrect quote generator bc y not!

[quotes-of-various-fandoms]

Camicazi: Too many songs about love, not enough songs about swordfights.

[httyd-book-quotes]

Hiccup: why do people say “you’ll understand everything when you’re older”

Hiccup: i’m older and i understand nothing

Hiccup: i actually understand less

[dragonnnfly]

Almost kinda upset that dragonese doesn’t really exist in the movies as it does in the books where Hiccup could actually understand the dragons, I mean…can you IMAGINE?! I’d love to see what Toothless would have to say, especially in the second movie where Toothless was SO done with Hiccup’s shit.

How i imagine it would go down:

Hiccup: we gotta work in your solo flying bud’. That tail fin makes for some pretty sloppy rescue maneuvers

Toothless: BITCH PLEASE

[iamafule]

Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.

Hiccup: *gives her his card*

Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.

[the-halfling-prince]

Some httyd books incorrect quotes from an incorrect quote generator

And of course these two, which I think are hilarious on another level because the quotes come from the Httyd movies and tv show

[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Meathead Huscarl: Berk calls for aid.

Courtroom: *Falls silent*

Thuggory: And the Meatheads will answer! Muster the ships!!

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

Horrorcow: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Toothless: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.