#httyd incorrect quotes

[lex-crow]

Anyone: call off your attack dog.

Hiccup:???? Toothless?? But he’s a dragon?

Toothless:*sitting peacefully*

Hiccup: and he’s not doing anything?

Eret: *beating the absolute shit out of someone in the background*

[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Hiccup: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.

Astrid: *makes a neutral face*

Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[random-incorrect-things]

Astrid: So what was it you needed help with?

Hiccup: *Gestures vaguely with a miserable expression*

Astrid: ...Fair enough.

[httyd-dragons-content]

We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.

[bluefrogbubbles]

[msnewobsessioneveryweek]

Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.

Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.

Viggo: Valid argument?

Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.

Viggo: Oh shi-

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Astrid: How so?

Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

[dragon-rant]

Hiccup: All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Hiccup: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

[c0nfessions-of-a-writing-freak]

Hiccup: Would Tuffnut approve?

Fishlegs: …Yes?

Hiccup: We must be doing something wrong then

[iamafule]

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

[lex-crow]

Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.

Hiccup: skill issues.

Eret: didn’t you almost die?

Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.

Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?

[violet-moonstone]

Dagur: *hugging Hiccup way too hard* Aww you're so cute and cuddly

Hiccup: Dag—can't—can't breathe

Dagur: *loosens grip a bit* Whoops, sorry, forgot how small and delicate you are

Hiccup: Wh—okay, I'm not delicate, I just need to breathe—

Dagur: *petting him on the head* My small little Hiccup

Hiccup: Oh gods. Dagur, I'm not—

Dagur: You're so small, you're the smallest

Hiccup: Dagur, I'm literally taller than you

Dagur: My teeny tiny little Hiccup

Hiccup: *sighs and stares into the camera*

[uselessreptile]

Viggo (interrogating Tuffnut): Can you tell me what your relationship with Hiccup Haddock is?

Tuffnut: I’m Hiccup’s right-hand arm. Man. I’m Hiccup's everything. I'm his confidant, his best friend. His silly rabbit.

Viggo: His what?

Tuffnut: His silly rabbit.

Viggo: His silly rabbit?

Tuffnut: Yes.

Viggo: Is that what he calls you?

Tuffnut: No.

[random-incorrect-things]

Heather, to the riders: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.

[jackie-q]

Sarcasm is a Genetic Trait

Gobber: "What's the first thing you need when facing a dragon?"

Snotlout: "An adult?"

Hiccup: "A doctor?"

Astrid: "No, a shield!"

Gobber: "Exactly right. Good work Astrid!"

Snotlout: *eyeroll*

Hiccup: *eyeroll*

[toothbrushfingers]

Dagur: *Screams*

Heather: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Hiccup: Should we do something?

Astrid: No, I want to see who wins.