#incorrect hxh quotes

[morallygreyyn]

y/n: “target is dead, payment requested.” that’s it? that’s your assassin speak?

illumi: i said he’s dead, what more do you want?

y/n: it was a little dry. you could’ve said something like “target has been neutralised.” y’know? “the crow flies at midnight.” that’s always cool

illumi who’s not impressed: hmm

[badhxhmemes]

[dyingroses]

Kalluto: *levitating six inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you dinner is ready

Illumi: *turns head around 180 degrees* what'd she make

[oddinary-charmer]

Hisoka: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

Illumi: Being a fish.

Hisoka: Well, shit.

[crusty-chronicles]

Incorrect HxH quotes

An: Take some incorrect quotes because I think I might skip this week for Moon and Sun. Sorry bout that

Y/n Looking over at Kite: I mean, I'm not a slut but who knows?

Ging, spitting out his drink

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Gon: Hey Y/n! We're playing truth or dare, wanna join?

Y/n: Sure

Killua: We dare you to have a healthy sleeping schedule

Y/n, sweating: I don't like this game anymore

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Y/n: If anything happened to Gon, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Killua: Honestly same

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Leorio: We're having shrimp fried rice for dinner 😃.

Gon, inspecting his plate: You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice???

Killua with the side of garlic bread: You're telling me a gar licked this bread????

Leorio: I am NEVER babysitting you two again.

Alluka from under the table: You're telling me Y/n paid you to sit on babies????

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Y/n: Sometimes I just want someone to take me out.

Ging: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/n: I dunno, surprise me.

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Kite during a fight: Don't use your hands, baby. Stick with what you're good at.

Y/n panicking: I'm not good with my hands!?!?

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Killua to Gon, whispering: Do you think they've noticed?

Gon: Noticed what?

Y/n: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A POSSUM ON MY BED!?!??

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Leorio, addressing Killua: We don't call a traumatic event a 'Major L'

Addressing Gon: Or an 'Oopsie Daisy'

Addressing Y/n: And we sure as hell don't call it 'character development'

Kurapika, rolling his eyes: Sounds like you're having a 'Bruh' moment.

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Y/n: What's your body count?

Kurapika: 25.

Y/n: Weak. Mines 358.

Leorio who overheard the conversation: You've slept with 358 people!?!?

Y/n and Kurapika staring at him confused

Y/n: No?????

Leorio: Then what does body cou- Oh....OH!!!!!

Thinking about it: I mean 25 is still low for you, Kurapika.

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[hisoleolumi]

illumi: why are you lying on the floor? hisoka: i'm depressed. hisoka: also i was stabbed, can you please get leorio?

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Hisoka: Hey, Illumi?

Illumi: What?

Hisoka: What if I wasn’t pretty? Would you still like me?

Illumi: You think you’re pretty?

Hisoka: First of all, ow. Second of all, that doesn’t answer my question.

Illumi: Well, given you’re fucking ugly now, yes, probably.

Hisoka: I hate you.

[starstruck382]

*At Illumi’s funeral*

Hisoka: Can I have a moment alone with him?

The Zoldyks: Of course *leaves*

Hisoka: *Leans over the coffin*

Hisoka: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Illumi: Yeah no shit. Come dig me up around midnight

Hisoka: Are we gonna run away together?

Illumi: Obviously.

Hisoka: Cool

[silverninja88]

This scene give me family vibes.

Mom, Dad and Son.

Dad very focus driving the car.

Mom watching directions in Google maps

Kid wanted to arrive soon to the place.

[bgyuzzn]

killua: deadname or misgender my sister and your pronouns will be was/were

[badhxhmemes]

[dyingroses]

Hisoka: I love you Illumi: your problem

[oddinary-charmer]

Kurapika: What did you two do?

Killua:

Gon:

Kurapika: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

[jeevas404]

[hisoleolumi]

leorio: are you the big spoon or the little spoon? illumi: i'm a knife. hisoka, from across the room: he's the little spoon.

[thestrawberryalien]

I mean-