#incorrect jurdan

[thenilofernoorulain]

So I just realised...

Jude and Taryn are very fucking identical, but Grimsen's earrings are supposed to make Taryn "more beautiful", which means she may look slightly different from Jude, but in TWK, Cardan saw Taryn with the earrings and still thought it was Jude, despite the fact that he can tell them apart.

(Yes, I remember he was poisoned.)

[starrynightsxo]

cardan: *messing with his hair in the mirror* I feel like I need to do something different with my hair.

jude: why?

cardan: *smirking* I knew you liked this hairstyle.

jude: *abruptly walks off*

cardan: *finger guns in the mirror* oooh yeah, we still got it.

[thewickedking-s]

Cardan: the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy" is glucose guardian. Jude: What, and I cannot express this enough, the fuck?

[naughtnixnothing]

Jude: i hate you

Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[intairnwetrust]

Cardan: I love my scary wife privileges, it makes life so easy

*Jude threatens someone with a sword*

Cardan: Isn't she beautiful?

[mylovecardan]

the Bomb: I can't believe you and Jude broke the bed last night.

the Roach: Yeah, what were you even doing?

Cardan: um....

*last night*

Jude: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Cardan: Try me

[cardangreenbriarloml]

jude, drunk: don't tell cardan, but i have a crush on him.

cardan, grinning: i definitely won't.

[highladyofterrasen7]

Some faerie: is she- covered in blood?

Cardan: yes. It really brings out her eyes don’t you think?

[lostalittle]

Jude: I just want to hear those three little words.

Cardan: I love you.

Jude: Try again.

Cardan (sighing): I will behave.

[swiftievolturra]

Taryn, to Locke: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe

Jude , to Cardan : I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep

cardan:hOt

[thenilofernoorulain]

We were talking about Cardan's tail scene in bookIII...

@tanzeel5ahmed

[starrynightsxo]

[thewickedking-s]

Cardan: I'm terrified of random letters. Jude: You are? Cardan: [screaming] Jude: oh i see Cardan: [screaming intensifies]

[vino---delectable]

Cardan: "I could give you the world!"

Jude: "The fuck do I do with that."

[viivdle]

this is 113% what cardan thought happened during the exile