#incorrect jwcc

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Ben, on the phone with Kenji: turn around

Ben: no the other way

Ben: no wait now the other way

Ben: okay one more time

Kenji: OH MY GOODNESS WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

Ben: oh i'm not there yet but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

[eldaryadiary]

Sammy: Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet ?

Yasmina: Yeah, I'm gonna dress up like an idiot.

Kenji, coming into the room: Hey Yaz, here's the clothes you wanted to borrow.

[rianekochou]

Incorrect Camp Cretaceous quotes because I'm bored.

Darius: Kenji! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a headache.

Kenji: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Ben: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Brooklynn.

Brooklynn: Fuck you

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Darius: Okay, what does A stand for?

Ben: Arson.

Darius: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Ben: Barson.

Kenji: *laughter*

Darius: What stands for C?

Ben: Commit arson.

Kenji: Oooo.

Darius: D!

Ben: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

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Brooklynn: *sees Sammy and Yaz together*

Brooklynn: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Kenji: You mean... you ship them?

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Yaz: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Sammy and I are dating.

Yaz, Brooklynn, Darius, and Kenji: *gasp*

Yaz: Sammy, why are you surprised?!

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Brooklynn: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Darius: What the fuck?

Sammy: She's having an idea.

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Brooklynn: I fell—

Kenji: From heaven?

Brooklynn: No, I literally fell—

Kenji: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Brooklynn: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Kenji: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Darius: Are you ready to commit?

Ben: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Darius: You're smiling. What happened?

Brooklynn: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Yaz: Daniel tripped and fell down the stairs today.

[gingericywolf]

Ben: I have been diagnosed with Chicago

Brooklynn: you have mental Illinois

[hadesisqueer]

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Textposts

[marce-mallow]

Kenji: Just because you had ONE BAD DAY at camp doesn’t mean you get to ruin MY experience!

Ben: I fell off a monorail and was attacked by PTERODONS

[hammah-banana]

Darius Bowman: Are you limping?

Ben Pincus: No-

Brooklynn: He got shot in the leg.

Darius Bowman: What?!

Ben Pincus: A bullet was going to hit Bumpy so I blocked it.

Darius Bowman: With your leg??

[campbenji]

Brandon: Bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "a". Darius:...You thought you did something, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. Kenji: FUCK YOU :D

[stars-and-magic-swords]

Brooklyn: I told Yaz her ears turn red when she lies

Darius: Do they?

Brooklyn: No

Darius: Then why did you tell her that?

Brooklyn: Because I can do this

Brooklyn: Hey Yaz, do you have a crush on Sammy?

Yasmina, covering her ears with her hands: No...

[campfam-benjii]

Kenji: I need help

Brooklyn: Dude you need lot’s of help!

Darius: More than we can provide, thats for sure.

Yaz: You need like professional help…

Ben: Not to disagree but I think he is talking about the can…

Darius: Ohh we know, but we don’t want to help him or else he’ll try to cook for us again…

Sammy: No, thank you!

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Darius: Have you ever had a little brother who was the son of an evil businessman who nearly killed me?

Brandon: What?? No??

Darius, gesturing to Kenji: WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

[eldaryadiary]

Kenji: Glad to see you’re alive, by the way. There was a rumor going round that you were dead.

Ben: I was. But I’m better now.

[tyranno-snore-us]

Jwcc kids as incorrect quotes! *jazz hands*

Kenji : *closes a cabinet*  *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*  Brooklyn : What was that?  Kenji : The sound of someone else's problem. Yaz : Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Sammy: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!  Brooklyn : Please, just say fuck.

Brooklyn : Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.  Brooklyn : I need my socks.

Yaz : Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.  Sammy: Forty five seconds?!?  Yaz : No! I said four TO five seconds.  Sammy, hugging Yaz : Too late.

Sammy: You're a lying piece of shit!  Darius : Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!  Yaz : I'm leaving and I'm taking Ben with me!  Kenji , gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

*Everyone is playing a board game together*  Sammy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.  Brooklyn : I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.  Kenji : I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.  Darius : I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.  Kenji : *flips the board*

Kenji : I'll offer you some friendly advice-  Ben : I don't want your advice.  Kenji : Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Brooklyn : Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

Brooklyn : Why are you like this??  Yaz : I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Darius : That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Ben ?  Ben : No.  Darius : I think I speak for Ben when I say it sounds really super. 

Ben : I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.  Kenji : All I drank was Redbull!  Ben : How many?  Kenji : Eighteen.

[hadesisqueer]

I'm bored and I'm going on a vacation tomorrow for a few days and probably not gonna be very active so JWCC textposts before I leave

[marce-mallow]

Part 2, as requested by literally no one :)

[Part one]

[kiki-draws-things]

Look this is Yaz’s first relationship, she’s a little protective

Got the idea from @rupphiremoyo