#incorrect knifetrick

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Jackie:

Jackie: Ran, why are you holding my hand?

Ran:

Ran: you are small and kidnappable, I’m worried for you.

[especdreamy]

He copes with humor

@relaxxattack

[digital-dragons-horde]

“KNIFE TO GREET YOU!”

(Brutus, probably)

[metfell]

im gonna make the most ooc hcs abt knifetrick ran and jackie and ill send in asks but theyll be worded in a way that makes u feel bad to tell me my hc is so blatantly incorrect

u kno, like a REAL FANDOM.

[relaxxattack]

...... max I have a sanders sides incorrect quotes blog what if I just. casually deleted all my posts, rebranded to knifetrick, and turned all my sanders sides followers into knifetrick fans

those poor kids ToT

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

Me, when primeboys and jackie-ran hyperfixations are in my brain: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG (/j).. But seriously, I made an entire incorrect quote chart with their duo (imma call them killduo until I can think of a better name), which I also did for primeboys, so you can tell it's started a hyperfixation. Also even worse than Dream finding him in the ocean, him purposefully putting Tommy in the ocean if he finds Tommy has hidden loot :) -Fidget anon

killduo ididididi I’m gonna be calling them that from now on mx fidget also thanks for the reminder I need to read knifetrick

also understandable but I just rlly wanna write some fucked up manipulation shit rn

[leighways]

TWAS TAGGED BY @forthyghoul aND @cardicishot THANK Y'ALL FOR THINKING OF ME!!!

Rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Name: I don't use my real name on here -- just call me Kitsch!

Pronouns: they / she

Birthday: December 3rd

Relationship status: happily married

Favorite colors: olive greens, soft oranges, warm browns, muted purples

Top 3 Ghost ships: Cardi3, The Ghoulettes, Kitsch & Toast

Last song you listened to: Simulation (Avenged Sevenfold)

Last movie you watched: my friends streamed Cloudy With A Chance of meatballs last night and for some reason I participated

Last thing that made you laugh:

HEY IF Y'ALL'VE ALREADY BEEN TAGGED THEN FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS ALSO I'M SORRY!!!!

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Ran: I. Hate. The mines. All the missing children keep making me get tested on and yell, “Go ender boy go!”

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Jackie: Babe, I’m sorry for drinking all the milk, I didn’t think you’d be this upset over it.

Ran: are you actually sorry or are you just saying that so you can sleep?

Jackie:

Jackie: Did you know you’re the love of my li-

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Ran when Jackie leaves him for literal seconds: I'm being? Abandoned? Beloved has left me? Alone? All alone? No love given? Poor little meow meow is running away. I am running away with my little napsack on a stick. Beloved loves me no more and I must leave.

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Ran: Gays have no rights.

Tasmin: you are literally dating a man?

Ran: irrelevant.

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Ran: Jackie, If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee

Jackie: and if you were my spouse, I’d drink it.

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Two random people on the street: If I had a garden, I’d put our two lips together ;)

Jackie: :O

Jackie: Ran, if I had a garden, you’d be my hoe! :D

Ran: th- thanks??

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Jackie: here, look at this kaleidoscope I got you.

Ran: what? I’m not fi- shapes and colors 👁 👁

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Jackie: You bet your ass I ate rat poison as a kid to build up an immunity

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Tasmin: I am Neutral good in the sense of if it’s illegal I’ll get a lawyer on your ass but if I can I WILL shoot you in the leg.