#source: Twitter

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: So here's the tea...

Jiang Cheng: This is an emergency meeting.

Wei Wuxian: Listen, do you want the tea or not??

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma, texting: Real quick, what’s our antique sword budget?

Regina: Don’t.

Emma: Is that more or less than $678.99?

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Eddie: "Believe in myself?" The same person who got me into this mess?!

[in-correct-trolls]

branch: when spider-man has sensory issues, it’s “spidey-senses,” but when I have sensory issues, it’s AUTISM?

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Paracelsus: "I could fix her." Good for you. I could join her in her insanity.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid.

[textpostmemespksp]

Meme #422

Happy birthday Blake!

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Blake’s foot. Savebats art made on January 7th 2024.

[writerswho]

Midoriya, throwing his head into Bakugou's lap and looking up: Tell me I’m pretty.

Bakugou, lovingly stroking his hair: You’re pretty annoying, that’s what you are.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Dexter:: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Frank: Hogsmeade trip safety brief. Girls, take it away. Narcissa: don't add to the population.  Alice: don't subtract from the population. Narcissa: stay out of the hospital, newspaper, and jail.  Alice: if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly. Frank:

[ontgerunway]

Mappa's three men and one man child

[cursivewind]

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[incorrectbatfam]

[at a restaurant]

Stephanie, the waitress: Police and kids five and under eat for free.

Dick: *subtly nudges Damian*

Damian: I'm a cop.

[redadidassneakers]

Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: I woke up with a bloody nose.

Ruin: We all wake up with noses, you twat.