#incorrect kuroshitsuji

[cjs-51703]

Ciel: what's this?

Alois, hugging Ciel: Affection!

Ciel: Disgusting.

Ciel: ...do it again.

[kuroshitakemushrooms]

this is dadbastian in it's core right

tweet source: @/nikitamissle on twitter

(if you like this you should totally check out my cool fic on ao3)

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Black Butler incorrect quotes: White Chicks edition

(I'm deeply sorry, but I just HAD to do this. You're welcome.)

Ciel: I am so frickin' pissed.

Sebastian: Sweetie, you've got to slow up with those cosmos!

Lizzie: Yo, hold my poodle! HOLD MY POODLE!

Bard: Triple T-K-A! Time to totally kick ass!

Grelle: Oh my god! So what? I sleep with everyone's boyfriend!

Ronald: Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!

Charles Grey: Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?

Can't think of more that fit, lol.

[sleepinghellokitty]

Ciel: GO TO HELL SEBASTIAN Sebastian: young master, I've already been there Ciel: Ciel: go to heaven Sebastian: my lord Sebastian: that stings

[myreygn]

Messenger at the door: May I speak to the head of the household?

Sebastian, turning to the stray cat he picked up from the street and keeps hidden in his quarters: There's someone here for you.

[the-butler-incorrect]

Finnian: I'm so glad you guys can help me set up the garden. Bard, can you bring me that hoe over there, please?

*Bardroy grabs Sebastian and pushes him in Finny's direction*

[thewholediamondsky]

Sebastian and Ciel in the first weeks after the deal/contract:

[incorrect-kuroshitposts]

homo homo homo

[samuraimomo12]

Black Butler characters as incorrect quotes

[scorchieart]

How I'd like to think the P4 conversation before Ciel's arrival at Weston College went.

Greenhill: Bluewer. I hear a new student will be joining your house very soon.

Bluewer: Indeed. From my understanding he comes highly recommended on special circumstance. Even so, I worry his late arrival will be a detriment to his catching up on his studies.

Redmond: Well, if you don't want him, we can certainly find a spot for him at Red House. He meets all our criteria and I hear he's an accomplished earl and business owner. Spectacular addition, if you ask me.

Violet: His admittance halfway into the year is strange, though... He's too eccentric... Even for us.

Greenhill: Enough. There's no point talking about where he would or would not fit in best because the Headmaster assigned him to Blue House and that's final.

Redmond: But Midford says he doesn't wear glasses.

Bluewer: *adjusts glasses disapprovingly*

Violet: But he does have an eyepatch.

Bluewer: *adjusts glasses approvingly*

[kazuha-pista-badam]

what if instead of black butler it was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻 and instead of consuming ciel's soul sebastian is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with grell

[cjs-51703]

*P4 meeting*

Bluewer: I need coffee.

Violet: I need a nap.

Redmond: I need a vacation.

Greenhill: I need duct tape, a rope, and a shovel.

[kuroshitakemushrooms]

i hate the fact this is how i'm revealing that i like to draw

also yeah i found a tweet generator

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[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Grelle: I’m gonna have a BF!

Ronald: Oh my god… she’s gonna have a bitch fit!

[sleepinghellokitty]

Undertaker: Don't care didn't ask, plus your wizard hat is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

[ricestars]

That end of episode 11 of the Emerald Witch Arc was really Sebastian: Why do you need insurance when you have me? I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you. :) Ciel: I haven't forgotten that you tried to eat my soul a couple days ago.