Dazai: Aren't you like, 5'2?
Chuuya: I self identify as tall
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William: Let me see what you have!
Louis, running away: A knife!
William, chasing him: NO!
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Fred: I mean, they were good cookies
Fred: but I ate 30 of them
Fred: which is too much
Moran: yea, no shit
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Moran: step aside ladies, let a real man handle this
Moran: [does exactly the same thing but worse]
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Loid: false alarm, yor
Loid: she has chocolate milk
Loid: everything is cured
Yor: so I bought 12 packs of peanuts for nothing?
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Yor: so you need kisses?
Anya: NO, I NEED PEANUTS
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Saiki: [puts on cool socks]
Saiki: ok, lets go
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Baldroy: My last words will probably be "oops" or "shit"
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Sebastian: Do you see this shit, my liege?
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Sherlock: I'm always so damn hard on myself for no damn reason, like bro chill we're on the same team
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William: I wanna have fun, but also jump off a cliff
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(the bad)William: Our fireplace doesn't even have a secret passage. I hate this stupid, good for nothing, family.
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Mikey: I'm not lazy, I just enjoy doing nothing
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Baji: I'm not rude, I just have the balls to say and do what everyone else is thinking
Chifuyu: yesterday you punched a random guy in the street cuz he was carrying a baguette
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this blog supports Palestine, and always will
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Undertaker: Don't care didn't ask, plus your wizard hat is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk
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Me: [teaching an army of birds to poop on every couple on valentines day]
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