#incorrect mostly ghostly hotel quotes

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

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Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

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Brahms: [looking at Michael, Leatherface, Jason, Candyman, and Freddy]

Brahms: How come everyone else’s twisted backstory gave them super strength and mad skills, and all I got were trust issues and anxiety?

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Y/N: What is wrong with you??

Michael Myers: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than anyone else.

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Ghostface: Hannibal can’t be great at everything. Maybe he’s a bad kisser?

Y/N: No, he’s good at that too.

Ghostface: What?

Y/N: What?

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Brahms Heelshire: Look, my only crime is caring too much. I mean, yeah, there has been some murder and a little kidnapping, but caring too much is the real problem.

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Hannibal: I am mature. I can apologize when I am wrong.

Ghostface: I’ve never heard you apologize?

Hannibal: I’ve never been wrong.

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Y/N: Are you listening to me?

Michael Myers: 👍

Y/N: What did I just say?

Michael Myers: 👍

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Michael Myers and Y/N arguing in the distance:

Norman Bates: Woah. Calm down. What seems to be the problem?

Y/N: He keeps using phrases wrong and it’s driving me crazy!

Michael Myers: Oh boohoo. Cry me a fucking table, Y/N

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Ghostface: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Ghostface: Ask me to kill for you.

Y/N: First of all, calm down.

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Jason Voorhees: Every time Y/N gets mad at me and stops talking to me, I go into the kitchen and squeeze the jars.

Jason Voorhees: That way when they try to open something, they have to come ask me for help.

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Y/N: Honestly, I’m a little nervous to meet THE Jason Voorhees.

Hannibal Lecter: No need to worry, Y/N. There is nothing to fear. Jason wouldn’t even hurt a fly!

Y/N: Whew. That’s reassuring.

Ghostface: But he would kill a man.

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Michael Myers: Allow me, locks are my specialty.

Michael Myers: [kicks down door]

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Ghostface: Hey, what’s Michael’s password?

Hannibal: “Fuck you Loomis”

Ghostface: Ouch. That was rude and out of character, Dr. Lecter.

Hannibal: No. That’s his password. All lowercase, no spaces. “fuckyouloomis”

Ghostface:

Ghostface, typing it in:

Ghostface: Oh.

Ghostface: Ohhhhhhhhh. Well that’s not very safe. No numbers or anything...

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Norman: I have a problem

Michael: Kill it

Y/N: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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JD: Do you or do you not still have me saved as “Ghostface’s weird friend” in your phone?

Y/N:

Y/N: Your hair looks amazing today.

JD: Answer the question.