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remake The Boy (2016) but only so it can be rated R not PG-13

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GUYS, JUST.... LISTEN TO ME....

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Y/N: Honestly, I’m a little nervous to meet THE Jason Voorhees.

Hannibal Lecter: No need to worry, Y/N. There is nothing to fear. Jason wouldn’t even hurt a fly!

Y/N: Whew. That’s reassuring.

Ghostface: But he would kill a man.

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you don’t get slashers like I do and that’s fine but if you’re not going to listen to my 2 hour powerpoint on them what are we even doing

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Brahms Heelshire: Look, my only crime is caring too much. I mean, yeah, there has been some murder and a little kidnapping, but caring too much is the real problem.

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Good afternoon.

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I'm actually SO normal about him

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horror films are trying too hard these days, we need more low budget cheesy teen slashers

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Y/N: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Michael Myers: You people already know too much about me.

Y/N: I know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you won't let anyone crash at your place.

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Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

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bless them slasher fucker writers cause yall are so talented and also helped me to realize I belong to an asylum

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Ghostface: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Ghostface: Ask me to kill for you.

Y/N: First of all, calm down.

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Brahms: [looking at Michael, Leatherface, Jason, Candyman, and Freddy]

Brahms: How come everyone else’s twisted backstory gave them super strength and mad skills, and all I got were trust issues and anxiety?

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Y/N: What is wrong with you??

Michael Myers: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than anyone else.

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For all the Brahms Stans that were wondering, here’s how James looked before they added the CGI mask.

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"why does michael myers kill? why is he like that?" well for starters he’s from illinois