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horror films are trying too hard these days, we need more low budget cheesy teen slashers

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Y/N: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Michael Myers: You people already know too much about me.

Y/N: I know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you won't let anyone crash at your place.

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Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

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bless them slasher fucker writers cause yall are so talented and also helped me to realize I belong to an asylum

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Ghostface: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Ghostface: Ask me to kill for you.

Y/N: First of all, calm down.

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Brahms: [looking at Michael, Leatherface, Jason, Candyman, and Freddy]

Brahms: How come everyone else’s twisted backstory gave them super strength and mad skills, and all I got were trust issues and anxiety?

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Y/N: What is wrong with you??

Michael Myers: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than anyone else.

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For all the Brahms Stans that were wondering, here’s how James looked before they added the CGI mask.

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"why does michael myers kill? why is he like that?" well for starters he’s from illinois

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what's the point in getting a boyfriend if he's not michael myers

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I think this song would be such a good montage song with Brahms fr (I also know the singer and I think it would be awesome if you checked the song out ;)!)

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Oh? Did you really think I'd post about Thomas again and I WOULDN'T draw him shirtless ? You fools..

Tommy, signing to his S/O: The mask stays ON during se©️s in the slaughterhouse.

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I'm gonna go right ahead and assume that almost every slasher fan was previously a creepypasta fan. If that's the case and you are okay with sharing it, who was your favorite creepypasta? And if you were not interested in them before slashers, what made you fall down this rabbithole? What interests did you have that dragged you to this fandom? I'm curious because I refuse to believe that any of us had normal interests before this

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Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

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yes i want to fuck slashers but i also want to treat them right. wine and dine them. take them for picnics and dates and romantic getaways. celebrate anniversaries.