#slasher incorrect quotes

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

[adalwolfgang]

POV: Bo in the hospital (drugged with anaesthetic) ft. Fem!(Name).

*(Name) resting her hand on his chest as Bo starts to wake up.*

Bo, half out of it: My wife will get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.

(Name), trying not to laugh: I am your wife.

*Bo looks you up and down before giving a goofy smirk. All of a sudden the heart rate monitor starts beeping like crazy.*

Bo, in a sultry voice: Sup~

[2braincellslz]

Billy Loomis: tell him where he can stick her grapes.

Billy lenz: UP HER PU-

Billy loomis: BILLY!

[elusive---ivory]

How Norman Bates would react if you offered him some weed.

Me: Norman, hey, I just got an ounce of that green goblin kush green ultimate bubba. You want a hint?

Norman: my mother warned me of people like you

[dead-end-stuff]

Bo: Any last words?

Y/N: You're the ugly twin.

Lester: HA-!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Chucky: *deeeeeep breath, seeing something Freddy's done that pisses him off*

Chucky: ... I could yell,

Chucky: I could scream,

Chucky: I could call you names,..

Chucky: But one of us has to be the mature one,

Freddy: (:(:(: Oh yeah?

Chucky: And it...

Tiffany: 😊*standing there like yes, thats her husband. her controlled, sexy-as husband*

Chucky: -AINT GONNA BE ME.

Freddy: 🤣🤣🤣

Tiffany: 🤦‍♀️ *like oh yeah. thats her husband alright*

[cartoonstxrys]

Jumbo: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

[the-moons-ace-card]

Ghostface, talking about Michael: WTF I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID "OOO YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT?! HE DID!! HE KISSED ME!! WTF DO I DO?!

[slasherincorrect]

Billy: Why wont Carrie's mom talk to us?

Stu: Perhaps she's homophobic

Billy: We're not gay, Stu

Stu: We're not?

[scarletembers04]

Samuel Loomis, about Michael Myers: Yes, he is a bitch. B-I... C-T... H!!!!!

[weirdwizardofoz]

Y/N: I fucking hate the cold

Pam: Watch it!

Y/N: Sorry. I fucking hate-

Y/N: *Covers Jason's ears*

Y/N: the cold

[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Michael Myers: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

[adalwolfgang]

POV: prank gone wrong (w/ the sinclairs)

(Name), talking to Lester : This is gonna be fun, watch me freak out Vincent.

*(Name) walks over to Vincent*

(Name): Honey?

Vincent: yeah?

(Name): I think we should try to have a baby.

Vincent: Okay.

*the room goes silent for a moment*

(Name): w- w- what’s that now?

Vincent: Okay, I’ve been thinking about it too and I..I think we’re ready.

(Name): Wha- Are you kidding me? You- you think we’re ready to have a baby, now?

Lester: oh, this is fun!

Bo, walking into the room: You’re ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!

Vincent: you said you were ready too?

(Name): Yeah but I was just screwing with you t- to try and get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

Vincent: but haven’t you wanted a kid forever?

(Name): okay just back off mister. Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Bo to be the father.

Bo, spitting out his beer: wHaT?! aRe yOu cRaZy?!

(Name): that’s it! Right there! That’s all I wanted!

[maveras-posts]

🔪Another Day in the Life🍭

Michael:You have to understand that there are consequences to YOUR ACTIONS—

Sam: YOU ARE LIKE PAPA *Drops all the shit he bought at Spirit Halloween*

[maria-crossover]

Morticia: If somethings happen to my baby, I'm going to kill you with pain...

Postal Dude: I will commit suicide if something happens to Damian :(

Morticia: Oh?...