#incorrect murder drones

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Khan: Uzi, can we talk about the bunker-wide email you just sent out?

Uzi: It’s a critical update.

Khan: It just says “I’m back on my bullshit.”

Uzi: The people need to know.

[lifea16]

Anyone up for some incorrect murder drones? No? To bad! >:3

Uzi: I think I’m Bi.

N: Bi what?

Uzi: Huh?

N: Bisexual, Bilingual, Bipolar

V: Oh I know! A bitch!

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Uzi: One two seven three, my father does not love me, nor does anyone in my family ✨✨

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V: This is a bad idea

Uzi: Then why are you coming along?

V: Someone needs to get y’all’s injured asses back home

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N: Me and my girl don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

[sugarysakurakitty]

I said something he would say and my wife bubbled it. Thought the fandom might like it?

[aloilmokka]

"Yeah, it's like talking to a brick wall but the brick wall is insane"

- Uzi Doorman, about Cyn

[sillyshellyy]

Uzi: *Casually walking around with a box of random clothes* Cyn: Hello! Uzi: GAH! *Yeets box five feet in the air before it comes crashing down on her head* Cyn: Oopsie silly. Uzi as she pops out of the box with a random beanie on her head: BITE ME!

I hc that worker drones are strong as fuck lmao

[umblrspectrum]

getting in that spooky spirit

[1-800-hellyeah]

Another silly comic commission from @the-triangle-cat !!

[kkolg]

Mr. Kitty

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Lizzy: Truth or dare?

N: Dare!

Lizzy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room right now.

N: Hey Rebecca?

Rebecca, blushing: Yes?

N: Can you move? I’m trying to get to Uzi.

[sicksucculentz]

Lizzy walks up to Uzi.

Lizzy: “I wana talk to Doll

Doll: “tell her to go away. I don’t wana talk to her”

Uzi: “she says to fuck off, trip, and eat shit”

Doll: “THAT IS NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO TELL HER”

[linatheweirdooo]

mmm shitposting

[aloilmokka]

"Wait, do you guys not yeet annoying people into black holes?"

- Cyn, at some point

[sillyshellyy]

for the uzi in the manor au you’ve Been talking about. I feel like v would have the biggest crush on uzi and is super obvious about it and uzi is the only person who doesn’t know about it.

uzi:*casually cleaning a bookshelf while wearing the usual butler outfit*

V:*just watching* you’re so pretty…

uzi:huh?

v:*gay panics while running away* I-I said you look nasty!!

YESSS!!!! VUZI GAY PANIC!!!!

[krakencat-draws]

Uzi: Are you a cuddler?

V: I’m a machine of death and destruction.

Uzi:

V: …..Yeah, I’m a cuddler.

[cheesuschristman]

Uzi: "This is my boyfriend, N."

Uzi: "And this is N's girlfriend, V."

[yadchi-i-guess]

yeva not you too