#incorrect murder drones

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Khan: Uzi, can we talk about the bunker-wide email you just sent out?

Uzi: It’s a critical update.

Khan: It just says “I’m back on my bullshit.”

Uzi: The people need to know.

[lifea16]

Anyone up for some incorrect murder drones? No? To bad! >:3

Uzi: I think I’m Bi.

N: Bi what?

Uzi: Huh?

N: Bisexual, Bilingual, Bipolar

V: Oh I know! A bitch!

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Uzi: One two seven three, my father does not love me, nor does anyone in my family ✨✨

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V: This is a bad idea

Uzi: Then why are you coming along?

V: Someone needs to get y’all’s injured asses back home

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N: Me and my girl don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

[sugarysakurakitty]

I said something he would say and my wife bubbled it. Thought the fandom might like it?

[sillyshellyy]

Uzi: *Casually walking around with a box of random clothes* Cyn: Hello! Uzi: GAH! *Yeets box five feet in the air before it comes crashing down on her head* Cyn: Oopsie silly. Uzi as she pops out of the box with a random beanie on her head: BITE ME!

I hc that worker drones are strong as fuck lmao

[aloilmokka]

"Yeah, it's like talking to a brick wall but the brick wall is insane"

- Uzi Doorman, about Cyn

[umblrspectrum]

getting in that spooky spirit

[1-800-hellyeah]

Another silly comic commission from @the-triangle-cat !!

[linatheweirdooo]

mmm shitposting

[sicksucculentz]

It’s 1 in the morning. Uzi is trying to sleep for once but of course N is up and about and he has the zoomies. He’s bouncing off the couch, the walls. He’s making all manor of annoying screeching clicking sounds.

Uzi gets up out of bed and shuffles out.

Uzi: “N! It’s late! Shut the fuck up!”

N freezes and looks at Uzi with a huge smile. He bolts right for her.

N: “UZI!!! Lets play!! Come on I wana play chase!!”

He starts rubbing his face all over her head purring and chittering. Uzi grabs her tails head where Cyn is. She’s just strangling her own tail.

Uzi: “why the fuck…..did you…..make them like that….”

Cyn: “tee hee. Brother go vroom”

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Lizzy: Truth or dare?

N: Dare!

Lizzy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room right now.

N: Hey Rebecca?

Rebecca, blushing: Yes?

N: Can you move? I’m trying to get to Uzi.

[yadchi-i-guess]

yeva not you too

[krakencat-draws]

Kidnapper: We have your child.

Uzi: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off their sandwich?

Uzi: Oh god, you have N.

[sillyshellyy]

for the uzi in the manor au you’ve Been talking about. I feel like v would have the biggest crush on uzi and is super obvious about it and uzi is the only person who doesn’t know about it.

uzi:*casually cleaning a bookshelf while wearing the usual butler outfit*

V:*just watching* you’re so pretty…

uzi:huh?

v:*gay panics while running away* I-I said you look nasty!!

YESSS!!!! VUZI GAY PANIC!!!!

[aloilmokka]

"Wait, do you guys not yeet annoying people into black holes?"

- Cyn, at some point

[thepenguindoesstuff]

“VERSA INCORPORATED DECALS I MADE FOR V AND J”

Yup.

[windyboi101]

Murder Drones x Welcome to Nightvale Quotes Part 2