#incorrect okegom quotes

[elf-ann]

Yonaka: WHYY IS THERE BLOOD evERY WHERE!!?

Moge-ko: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Yonaka: yoU STAbbeD SOMEONE!!??!?

Moge-ko: no no, aggressively poked them with a knife

[zbloodwhisper]

m..more.....

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

WADANOHARA AND SAMEKICHI: [Skipping stones on a lake]

WADANOHARA: It's such a beautiful evening.

SAMEKICHI: [Whispering] Take that you fucking lake.

[agentcock]

Memoca: hey so i ate those brownies in the fridge downstairs. were they yours?

Dolphi: yea, it’s gonna kick in soon

Memoca: what’s gonna kick in?

Dolphi:

Memoca: Dolphi

[elf-ann]

Burning Yosafire: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Froze: YOU ARE ON FIRE! STOP FLIRTING DUMBASS!

[elf-ann]

Yosafire: Can i bother you for a second?

Froze: *sigh* You always bother me, but go ahead.

[zbloodwhisper]

I present.. Flame Trio incorrect quotes

[zbloodwhisper]

while trying to sleep i got plagued by a vision

Emalf: Would you fuck me if I was a girl?

Adauchi: I'd fuck you now

Emalf: what

Adauchi: what

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

KCALB: Forgive me.

KCALB: I have little experience with friendships.

KCALB: And, um, no friends.

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

LOBCO: Did you hear a scream?

MET: Hey, it's the Pitch Black World. That's practically our theme song!

[elf-ann]

Some phrases about mogeko castle

Moge-ko: I think I'm falling in love with you.

Yonaka: Then get up.

Yonaka: Since we're in a relationship right now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I'm wearing your shirt, it's our shirt.

Moge-ko: Okay, but when I show up in your fluffy socks, I don't want to hear shit.

Yonaka: Look, last night was a mistake.

Moge-ko: A sexy mistake.

Yonaka: No, just a regular mistake.

Moge-ko: This date is boring!

Yonaka: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.

Moge-ko: Then why did you invite me?

Yonaka: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said "fuck you Yonaka I'll do whatever I want!"

Yonaka: What are you in the mood for?

Moge-ko: World domination.

Yonaka: That's a bit ambitious.

Moge-ko: You are my world.

Yonaka: Aww...

Moge-ko:

Yonaka:

Moge-ko:

Yonaka: OH.

Yonaka: Are you ready to commit?

Moge-ko: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Moge-ko: I think we should kiss.

Yonaka: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Moge-ko: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Yonaka: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Moge-ko: Holy moly-

Moge-ko: So you like cats?

Yonaka: Yeah.

Moge-ko: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Yonaka: Are we fighting or flirting?

Moge-ko: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Yonaka: Your point?

Pancetta: Why doesn't everyone like spring? The trees are PINK, guys!

Yonaka: You know, allergies are also a problem.

Pancetta: But pink.

Moge-ko: And a fever.

Pancetta: PINK!

Pancetta: Watcha got there..?

Moge-ko: *petting the mogeko amalgam* A smoothie.

Moge-ko: So uh, for this date and everything, do you, uh...

Pancetta, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?

Moge-ko, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

Pancetta: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Moge-ko: I'm a knife.

Yonaka, from across the room: They're the big spoon.

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

SAMEKICHI: Did you just refer to the sword as a "people opener"?

SAL: ...

SAL: Should I not have?

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

PERACO: The thing is... I have something big to tell you.

ROCMA: You know you can say anything to me. We've known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

PERACO: Me and Shirogane walked near the Danger Zone.

ROCMA: You're dead to me.

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

RAWBERRY: Oh no, there's a cockroach!

MACARONA: Ew, take your shoe off and kill it!

RAWBERRY: [Takes her shoe off and smashes it with her bare foot]

MACARONA: OH MY FUCKING GOD—

MACARONA: [Faints]

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

KCALB: Are we fighting?

ETIHW: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.

KCALB: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.

[okegom-incorrect-quotes]

WADANOHARA: Always stay positive!

WADANOHARA: *Falls down a flight of stairs*

WADANOHARA: Wow I got down those stairs so fast!