#incorrect quotes tokyo revengers

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

Incorrect Quotes TR Edition: Flower Panties

*Telling a dirty joke to Ran and Rindou.*

You: *plopping down between the two brothers.* guys wanna hear a joke? Rin: no *looking at his phone* Ran: I'd love to one *he leaned back on the couch.* You: Do you know why girls have flower designs on their panties??? Rin: *looked up from his phone giving you a side glance* because they like all that frilly shit. You: stop being a grumpy gill! Think come on I bet you will never guess! Both brothers thought long and hard for a minute before giving up. Ran: I give up Rin: Just tell us. You: In loving memory of all the faces buried there.

Rin: ..... *pinching the bridge of his nose a slight blush hitting his face*

Ran: *covering his face as he began to smile.* that was a good one. Rin: Where the hell are you getting these jokes from? You: TikTok! Ran: So how many faces were buried between your thighs? *he raises his brow with a smirk, he was rather curious since he was one* Rin: *face becoming red knowing he was one of the faces as he waited for you to respond.*

You: O///O ummm...

[woyoyw]

Tokyo revengers incorrect quotes

Emma: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Draken: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Emma:

Emma: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives-

[theghooligan]

chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:

[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#27 The Blessings

Mikey & Draken, debriefing the Toman: Alright, listen up, you little fuckers-

Mikey & Draken: Not you, Takemichi & Y/n, you two are a blessing and we're all thrilled you're here

[gabytodd]

[haruchiyo’s first day as a lawyer]

judge: so, who will you be representing, mr. sanzu?

haruchiyo, throwing up gang signs: the streets, your honor.

[youatemylollipop]

Y/N: Watch the cylinder.

*Kisaki deadpans, but doesn’t say anything.*

Y/N: Now close your eyes and then take off your glasses.

Kisaki: Yeah, no.

Y/N: Just take them off.

Kisaki *taking off his glasses: Fine, I took off my glasses. Now what?

Y/N: Open your eyes.

Kisaki: …

Y/N: Where’s the cylinder?

Kisaki *growing slightly fed up: You just placed it somewhere else. There is no magic behind it.

Y/N: Now, where are your glasses?

Kisaki *hearing Hanma cackling in the distance: Motherfuu—

[zanashair]

7:40AM in the kitchen of The Haitani Brothers House

Rindou, seen that y/n had woken up: Good morning.

Ran, still in a half asleep state: Good morning sleepy head...

Y/n, doesn't respond: *Walks into the kitchen and took a sip of water*

Y/n, standing there in silence: ...Lobotomy.

Rindou: You woke up and decided that "lobotomy" would be your first word today? unbelievable.

thought of this while i was pissing :)

[naehja]

Izana: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Shion: Mochi: Rindou: Ran: WE are the best thing that's ever happened to you? Izana: Yes! Rindou: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[katsune-nya]

Y/N: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Mikey: It was autocorrect.

Y/N: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Mikey: Yes.

[highpri3stess]

The police: *at their wit ends with a megaphone* Young man, someone rejecting you is not the end of the world. Please step away from the ledge.

Shion: *sobbing* If y/n doesn't love me what's the point of living?

Izana: *whispers* I have an idea officer, give me the megaphone.

Izana: *gets the megaphone*

Izana: Do a flip

Kakucho: *snatching the megaphone* Absolutely do not do that Shion! GET AWAY FROM THE LEGDE-

[moonie-moon-o7]

Tenjiku Incorrect quotes

You: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Ran: Wow, I've gotta hear this. You: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Rindo: You forgot pride. You: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

You, turning to Hanma: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

You: You know what I’ve realized? Kakucho: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? You: Nice try, anyways-

You: Hey besties- Izana: Die. You: What did I do to you-

You: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Kakucho: what did you think a tiger shark was?

You: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Mochizuki: Hey, aren’t you the newbie? You: You a cop? Mochizuki: No. You: Then yes, I am.

[dellalyra]

Chifuyu: What’s it like being tall?

Takemichi: Is it nice?

Mitsuya: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Draken: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Mikey: It was one time!

[woyoyw]

Tokyo revengers incorrect quotes

Guys, you know this scene?

If they allowed him to cook, it'd definitely be like this:

Shinichiro: *watching their house burn down*

Shinichiro:

Shinichiro: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

[atsumwah]

hanma : i'd kill for you ♡

y/n : ...

hanma : please ask me to kill for you

[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#24 His favorite seat

In a Toman Meeting

Mikey: If only there were somewhere I could sit...

Y/n*points at an empty chair*

Mikey*kicks the chair over* I wonder where I could sit...

Y/n*sighs and motions toward lap*

Mikey*sits on your lap* I knew you’d catch on!~

[gabytodd]

stranger: hey, is this guy bothering you?

y/n, looking @ shin: yeah, but he’s my husband so i signed up for this.