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Toman Incorrect Quotes

Mikey: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ You: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

You: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. You: And I started thinking. You: Like, it was just trying to get food. You: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Draken: Are you ok?

You: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella? Draken: Don't ever speak to me again.

You: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Baji: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? You: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

You: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

You, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Mikey, standing in front of King: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* You, crying: Please...stop...

You: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Mitsuya: I’m worried about you.

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My little goblin brain is craving interaction but i'm introverted af, so i just have to suffer through hating people and wanting to interact with them at the same time

screw this. im turning into an eldrich monstrosity rapidly approaching the earth from my little cave in space. screw humanity and my mortal anguish, only chaos shall remain

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Katakuri Relationship headcanons

My boy is silent most of the time, but he makes sure you know how much he loves you <3

he DOES let you stay with him during his meriendas

Cook him any kind of doughnuts and there wont be a SINGLE CRUMB LEFT

He's so tall bro- he needs to pick you up to kiss you-

cuddles with him are the best, especially because of his devil fruit

he's always near you in case he needs to protect you

seeing you and brulée getting along makes him smile (though its hidden by his scarf-)

youre one of the only people allowed to see his face without him having his scarf on

he def would marry you tbh

a/n: can you tell im soft for him?-

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Sanji Relationship headcanons

a/n: i havent slept in 2 day and, according to my friends, i look drunk af when im tired-

We all know that man is a simp for you, dont even try to hide it

He'd do anything for you tbh <3

he worships you 24/7

he wont leave you alone no matter where you go

best way to start a fight? talk with zoro for a moment too long

mans gonna get jealous so fast

hes clingy af

hes so damn sweet and caring-

he always worries for you during fights

but he 100% melts into a puddle when you take care of any wounds he has while chopper takes care of the others

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Since yall wanted relationship headcanons,

For now im gonna make headcanons for the top 2 characters most voted for

you can always make requests if there is a character that you REALLY want any headcanons about <3

-Moonie

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Tenjiku Incorrect quotes

You: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Ran: Wow, I've gotta hear this. You: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Rindo: You forgot pride. You: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

You, turning to Hanma: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

You: You know what I’ve realized? Kakucho: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? You: Nice try, anyways-

You: Hey besties- Izana: Die. You: What did I do to you-

You: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Kakucho: what did you think a tiger shark was?

You: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Mochizuki: Hey, aren’t you the newbie? You: You a cop? Mochizuki: No. You: Then yes, I am.

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You: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* King: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? You: I— You: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

a/n: i've decided that this is now a canon event U-U

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hell yeah, i need interaction with other humans. Not just fictionnal men and women-

Reblog if you want more interaction with your mutuals and followers :D

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Beast Pirates Incorrect quotes

King: Italics. You: Yeah, Italians.

Queen: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

You: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? King: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

You: My only talent is being stress. Jack: Don't you mean stressed? You: No.

You: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Sasaki: wHat? You: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Jack: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

You: I have feelings for you. King: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

You: Fine! I don't give a shit! Kaido: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

King: Our relationship is strictly professional. You, sitting on King’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

Black Maria: Why are you doing this? You: Same reason I do everything, Maria. To get somebody to like me.

You: I love you. King: How many people have you said that to? You: Everyone. King: What? You: I told everyone that I love you.

Kaido: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

You: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Jack: Please never become a surgeon.

You: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Kaido: You’re too young to have enemies. You: You don’t even know.

a/n: THE YELLOW TEXT ISNT WORKING RAHHHHH

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Big Mom Pirates Incorrect Quotes

Imagine being so unpredictable and random that not even Katakuri's observation haki works on you 💀

Katakuri: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. You: Huh? Katakuri: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out- You: I love you. Katakuri: You: You: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Katakuri: I KNEW IT!!

You: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

You: I hate you with every inch of my body! Katakuri: That’s not a lot of inches.

Big Mom: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. You: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Big Mom: I like the way you think.

Brûlée: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it. You: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out. Brûlée: Th-that's not how that works-

Pudding: How the hell are you still alive? You: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Katakuri: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name? You: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though... I don't know. Katakuri: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts.

You: Can I ask a dumb question? Katakuri: Better than anyone I know.

Pudding: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

You: What’s up? I’m back. Katakuri: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead You: Death is a social construct.

You: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Perospero: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Perospero: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

You: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Big Mom: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Whitebeard Pirates Incorrect Quotes

Ace: Hi, I'm Ace, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.

You: I need a long word. Ace: T-rex but the long one.

Marco: Where are your parents? You: What are parents? Tatch: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Tatch: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means! Ace: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want? Tatch: What? No! What has the rookie been telling you? You, walking in, pouring Skittles into your mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

Ace: How long do you reckon it’ll be until the rookie finally snaps and commits murder? Marco: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.

Tatch: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Tatch: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- You: I did? Tatch: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Kid. Tatch: *walks away* You: You: He's gone Ace. Ace, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!

You: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?

Marco: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. You: All I drank were Redbulls! Marco: How many? You: Eighteen.

You: I wanna sleep for 40 hours. Marco: You know that's called a coma, right? You: You: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

Tatch: What do we say when life disappoints us? You: Called it! Izou: No.

Tatch: Hey, You? I need advice. You: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

Teach: Go to hell! You: Where do you think I come from?

You: If I die, you can have what little I own. Izou: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? You: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Marco: Marco: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

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Red Haired Pirates Incorrect quotes

Just pure chaos

Shanks: When do you go to sleep?

You: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods

Shanks: Hey, Kid! Do you wanna go celebrate with me? You: Shanks, you know I can't be seen in public with you. Shanks: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

Benn: I have a bad feeling about this... Shanks: What do you mean? Benn: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Shanks: No? You: That actually explains so much.

You: This is a judgement free zone. *Pulls out a knife the size of their forearm* You: And I mean it.

You: Shanks, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong? Shanks: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before? You: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

You: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys! Benn: Allergies are also a problem, y'know. You: But pink. Shanks: And it's hot. You: PINK!

Shanks: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. Benn: The kid is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Shanks. You: I feel like Shanks is the more responsible one of us two though. Shanks: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. You: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Shanks: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell!

*Shanks is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book* You, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? Shanks: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he. You: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh? Shanks, angrily shutting his book: YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!

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fluff: 🎀 lime: 🌹 headcanons: 🎐 oneshots: 🏮

.☆. One Piece .☆.

⋆⋆Portgas D. Ace⋆⋆

relationship headcanons🎐🎀

⋆⋆Shanks⋆⋆

relationship headcanons🎐🎀

⋆⋆Donquixote Rosinante⋆⋆

relationship headcanons🎐🎀

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relationship headcanons 🎐🎀

⋆⋆Trafalgar D. Water Law⋆⋆

⋆⋆King the Wildfire⋆⋆

⋆⋆Charlotte Katakuri⋆⋆

relationship headcanons 🎐🎀

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.☆. Tokyo Revengers .☆.

⋆⋆Manjiro Sano⋆⋆

⋆⋆Shinichiro Sano⋆⋆

⋆⋆Izana Kurokawa⋆⋆

⋆⋆Kakucho⋆⋆

⋆⋆Ran Haitani⋆⋆

⋆⋆Rindo Haitani⋆⋆

⋆⋆Shion Madarame⋆⋆

⋆⋆Mochizuki Kanji⋆⋆

⋆⋆Hajime Kokonoi⋆⋆

⋆⋆Seishu Inui⋆⋆

⋆⋆Haruchiyo Sanzu⋆⋆

⋆⋆Takeomi Akashi⋆⋆

⋆⋆Wakasa Imaushi⋆⋆

⋆⋆Takashi Mitsuya⋆⋆

⋆⋆Hakkai Shiba⋆⋆

⋆⋆Taiju Shiba⋆⋆

⋆⋆Shuji Hanma⋆⋆

⋆⋆Chifuyu Matsuno⋆⋆

⋆⋆Keisuke Baji⋆⋆

⋆⋆Naoto Tachibana⋆⋆

⋆⋆Soya Kawata⋆⋆

⋆⋆Nahoya Kawata⋆⋆

⋆⋆Kazutora Hanemiya⋆⋆

⋆⋆Atsushi Sendo⋆⋆

⋆⋆Kazuchi Yamagishi⋆⋆

⋆⋆Takuya Yamamoto⋆⋆

.☆. Dr. Stone .☆.

⋆⋆Senku Ishigami⋆⋆

⋆⋆Tsukasa Shishio⋆⋆

⋆⋆Gen Asagiri⋆⋆

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i know this is fucked up but im laughing my ass off at the note on the shanks thing 😭 u made me thinking of wattpad writers who go through the most vile shit but still write (i hope ur brothers dounf better tho)

i thought about it too- 😭

my brother's doing better and he's getting used to his cast :)

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Shanks relationship headcanons

A/N: writing this quickly. My little brother broke his leg yesterday and im taking care of him rn <3

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Shanks his extremely childish and gets drunk ALOT, so be prepared to take care of his hangovers

I honestly think he does WAY too many dad jokes, anywhere and anytime

If you get along with his crew, he'd be so happy 'cause they're basically his family

You understand way too well Benn's trouble when dealing with a drunk Shanks

Clingy af

He wont let you go off on your own

If you do, you'll come back to him sulking

He does get phantom pains from time to time, so please stay with him in those moments

Pretty sure Luffy considers you like a parental figure

Scold Shanks from time to time when he's too reckless, he loves to know you care that much about him <3

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genuinely curious of how an interaction with mikey and luffy would go- would toman be traumatized after seeing luffy's arm stretch orrr-

im sure mitsuya and robin would be pretty calm, zoro and baji would probably be arguing, nami and koko would be speaking money $, takemichi would be traumatized by brook, chopper would try to stop baji and zoro from fighting, most of toman would think franky looks cool, jinbe would be chill and sanji... pretty sure mikey and luffy would have allied to make him cook their fav food

If anime characters from other animes met, that I think would be ✨iconic✨

Pt1?

A/N: This is just a series of anime characters from different franchises that I think could be iconic ^^ the animes involved are My Hero Academia, Fairy Tail, HxH, Black Lagoon, Tokyo Revengers, and most likely more I'll list the anime the character as I do this XD

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

Revy [Black Lagoon]: Damn, I like you. Wanna go commit crimes and arson?

Izana Kurokawa [Tokyo Revengers], now excited: Would I ever!

Kazutora Hanemiya [Tokyo Revengers]: Sure

Chifuyu Matsuno [Tokyo Revengers]: NO-

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Takemichi Hanagaki [Tokyo Revengers]: I want help people and my friends but I keep injuring myself in the process... There's also this kid I saved once.

Izuku Midoriya [BNHA], in tears: Me too! Wanna go find people to help and break our bones

Takemichi: Oh ok! Sure-

Ochako Uraraka [BNHA] and Ken 'Draken' Ryuguji [Tokyo Revengers], in unison: DEKU/TAKEMICHI NO-

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Shoot Todoroki [BNHA]: I knew it. Endeavor wasn't my real dad. You guys are

Gray Fullbuster [Fairy Tail]: ....

Natsu Dragneel [Fairy Tail]: O. O wait I have a son-

*Gray smacks Natsu upside the neck

Gray: NO YOU DUMBASS

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Baji Keisuke [Tokyo Revengers]: Eh? Weren't that much alike!

Inosuke Hashibira [Demon Slayer]: Yeah! Were not!

Chifuyu: Well... You're both bad at writing and reading, you're both rather chaotic, you're both pretty feminine looking-

Baji: Yk what fuck this, I'mma go burn cars down-

Inosuke: Eh? What's a "car"?

Baji: Wait seriously!? You don't know what a car is? I'll show you, cmon follow me!

Inosuke, now hyped: Hell yeah!

Chifuyu: ..... I'mma go get Mitsuya-

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Mitsuya Takashi [Tokyo Revengers]: So you're the mom in your friend group as well?

Kōshi Sugawara [Haikyuu]: Ehe, yup!

Mitsuya: [sighs] it's a little frustrating..

Sugawara: Yeah, I can relate to that! But it's also nice. Your friends love you dear, I can tell. And trust me, things get better I promise!

Mitsuya: ... Yk I wouldn't have really believed that but because it's coming from you it just made my day. Thanks! And same to you!

Sugawara: ^^ you're welcome

Mitsuya: So uh, wanna go to the cafe-

*Chifuyu comes sprinting and yelling

Chifuyu: MITSUYA HELP BAJI AND THIS BLUE-BLACK HAIRED GIRL ARE IGNITING CARS WITH DYNAMITE-

Mitsuya: what-

Tanjiro [Demon Slayer], who was simply walking by: a blue and black haired girl? Hm sounds weird, I should help-...wait................ That sounds a lot like Inosuke-.. INOSUKEEEEE-

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Eijiro Kirishima [BNHA]: bro...

Kaito Momota [Danganronpa: V3]: .. Bro

Kirishima: Brooo ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

Kaito: Bro! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

*Kaito and Kirishima slam their hands together into a hand shake

Kaito: BROOO!

Kirishima: YOU'RE SO MANLY BRO!

Kaito: YOU ARE TOO MAN!

???: ... Can I be a bro?

*They look beside them

Gon [HxH]: :0

*They pull him in

Kaito: Of course you can!

Maki Harukawa [Danganronpa: V3]: . . . . Fuck this I'm getting some coffee

Killua [HxH]: Hm how sweet (thinking: I'm gonna kill them if they even hurt Gon)

Katsuki Bakugo [BNHA]: SHITTY HAIR GET BACK HERE-

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Naruto [Naruto]: OOOOOH :0

Nahoya 'Smiley' Kawata [Tokyo Revengers]: Here ya go!

*Smiley gives him a bowl of ramen

Souya 'Angry' Kawata [Tokyo Revengers]: Oh wow-

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Leon Kawata [Danganronpa: THH]: Ay, name's Leon Kawata

Smiley: ... hOLD UP- KAWATA!?

Angry: Woah... Hey our last names are Kawata too.

Leon: WAIT SERIOUSLY!? Dude that's sick!-

Shoyo Hinata [Haikyuu], from a distance: [gasp] OMG! KAGEYAMA LOOK!

*Shoyo runs over to them

Smiley: :000 wait- oh.. Shit

Shoyo: YOUR HAIR IS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE MINE! 😃✨

Smiley: ikr!?

Leon: This is lit!

Ray [Promised Neverland], standing nearby with Emma: ..... I think I found your family-

Emma [Promise Neverland]: Huh?- .... GASP!!

*Emma drops everything and runs over

Tobio Kageyama [Haikyuu] and Angry in unison: another one!?

*They all group hug

All the "oranges": LONG LOST SIBLINGS!!

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*Draken and Daichi Sawamura [Haikyuu] are both venting to each other

Draken: .... I didn't sign up for this shit. I didn't sign up to be a parent to these people who aren't even related to me and they're LITERALLY MY AGE and lack idk PROBABLY HALF THEIR BRAIN CELLS

Daichi: I feel you... Like one day Hinata, Kageyama, Bokuto and Tanaka got into an argument and Tanaka thought it'd be a good idea to try and throw a BASKETBALL at them in full speed. As you guessed, he missed. The ball hits a couple surfaces before hitting Yaichi right in the face and almost broke her nose. They're LUCKY IT DIDN'T BREAK. FUCK I'M ALWAYS GETTING INTO PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THEIR BULLSHIT. I HAD TO STOP BOTH SUGAWARA AND KIYOKO FROM COMMITING MURDER. THAT'S HARD TO DO-

Draken: Ugh reminds me of the time Mikey and Baji thought it's be cool to do a motorcycle trick. They dragged poor Angry and Takemichi into it as well. While on the bike, Angry was standing there like Mikey said and Mikey accidentally road his bike straight into Angry. The muscles I probably pulled and calories I burnt holding Smiley back

. . .

Daichi: friends?

Draken: Hell yeah

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Alright, this is it for now.

Repost if you wanna add more to this (plz do I like reading your opinions and stuff). If you do maybe leave a dialogue like I did!

Btw I know more anime than just this I just ain't post em (they'll most likely be in pt2) here are some other animes including games I know

Seven Deadly Sins

Twisted Wonderland

Obey me Shall we date

Hellsing

Cookie Run (Human ed.)

All the Danganronpa games and the anime

Berserk

Baki (a little bit)

Attack on Titan

One Punch Man

One Piece

Assassination Classroom

The Disastrous Life of Sailing K

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