#incorrect sihtric

[caremitthefrog]

*at a zoo*

Sihtric: What are they in for?

Finan: Sihtric, this isn't prison.

Sihtric: So they can leave?

Finan: No, but-

Sihtric, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

[garunsdottir]

incorrect tlk

[insp. by this post]

[legitalicat]

The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes (with YN)

CW: Language. Shit posting vibes. Æelswith being a hater, Alfred being totally normal about Uhtred, "Uhtred son of Uhtred"

Ælswith: Uhtred is stupid, hot headed, a pagan, and generally a menace. Oh, and he's a whore. We should kill him where he stands.

Beocca: I just asked how your morning was.

YN: Uhtred has like, really pretty hair.

Sihtric: Okay but have you seen my hair? Or my eyes? Call me pretty. *Pouts until you agree he is pretty.*

Osferth: Where is YN going? And why does she have a sword?

Finan: Sihtric told her Uhtred said "Uhtred son of Uhtred" again, she muttered something about one too many times.

Osferth: Should we stop her?

Finan: No no. I think we should let this play out.

Uhtred: *screams* My hair!

YN: Come on losers we're going hunting.

Finan and Uhtred: For what?

YN: I just found out someone looked at Sihtric and Osferth with a mean expression and called them weird. Naturally they must die.

Finan and Uhtred: You lead the way.

Alfred: Do you think Uhtred misses me when he's gone? Do you think he thinks of me? Do you think I can convince him to love Jesus so we can be besties in Heaven?

Ælswith: If you don't shut the fuck up I will get hateful.

Alfred: You mean you've been acting nice??

Taglist: @foxyanon

[losstboi]

Uhtred, banging on the door: Finan! Open up!

Finan: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Sihtric: No, he meant-

Osferth: Let him finish.

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Finan: Everyone shush. The adults are talking. Osferth: Uh…Finan? Sihtric: You’re talking yourself Finan: Thats cause I’m the only adult here Uhtred: Rude

[pterodactylterrace]

Rando Dane: We have already sent spies back to your camp

Sihtric: Y/N is there…

RD: ah, maybe they’ll take turns then

Osferth: take turns in what? Getting stabbed?

Finan: They’re dead by now. Hopefully it was quick this time.

[tlk-incorrect-quotes-generator]

Uhtred: *Screams* Finan: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Sihtric: Should we do something? Osferth: No, I want to see who wins.

[hamartia-grander]

Uhtred: rules were made to be broken!

Alfred: they were made to be followed! Nothing is made to be broken!

Uhtred: uh, our opponents' shield-walls

Finan: horses

Osferth: sticks?

Sihtric: the wills of Saxons

[emilyhufflepufftlk]

TLK as John Mulaney quotes:

Uhtred:

Finan (to all of Uhtred’s shit):

Sihtric: as picked by @morosemagick

Osferth:

Aethelred:

Aethelwold:

Alfred:

Aldhelm:

Pyrlig:

The church:

[incorrect-last-kingdom-quotes]

Sihtric: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I’m just there and their fear fuels me. Finan: How did you get into my house?! Sihtric: Exactly.

[nanahachikyuu]

It's Monday, and it means it's time for a new obsession. This week it came in the form of this incorrect quotes generator:

[caremitthefrog]

Sihtric: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Osferth: Yes?

Sihtric: We’re in too deep.

[lannisterdaddyissues]

uhtred: so you remember the plan if i ever get killed right?

finan, sihtric, and osferth: of course

uhtred: tell me.

sihtric: in the case of you ever being killed, we are to sing "mmm whatcha say" no matter the circumstances.

uhtred: good

[legitalicat]

The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes with YN (NSFW edition)

AN: I just wanna throw out there @foxyanon caused this one by sending me this tiktok!

CW: Shitposting vibes always. Alfred. Ætholwold. Sexy vibes. Sexual talk. Language.

Finan: YN Do you think I'm sexy?

YN: Yes.

Finan: What if I do this? *Changes into wearing just a fur cloak and his pants before doing a little dance*

YN: Yes. *Says in oddly turned on.*

Sihtric: Then she grabbed me by the chin, said 'good boys say please', and started taking off her dress.

Uhtred: And you did what?

Sihtric: I said please and waited for more instructions.

Uhtred: Tell your husband I want what is mine by right.

Ælswith: Once you tell my husband to stop eye fucking you in church.

Uhtred: You know what I can just go ask Father Beocca.

Leofric: Arseling.

Uhtred: Yes?

Leofric: Oh nothing. Just thought you needed the reminder.

Osferth: Sihtric, how do you know a woman wants you?

Sihtric: Usually she'll let you know. Some bake for you, some clean your blade. Once I had a woman clean a deer for me.

Osferth: And what if she tells you to make her pray to you like you're the God she doesn't believe in?

Uhtred: *Manages to overhear, chokes on his drink, and decides maybe for once to make good choices and keep his mouth shut.*

Alfred: Do you think Ætholwold realizes I don't like him?

Ætholwold: I am right here and if you don't apologize I'll flick you in the stomach and take my crown.

Alfred: Go more than a week without making a fool of yourself and I will believe God himself has instructed me to make you king.

[losstboi]

TLK Incorrect Quote #2

Sihtric: *Gently taps table* Finan: *Taps back* Osferth: What are they doing? Uhtred: Morse code. Sihtric: *Aggressively taps table* Finan: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[nightskyfangirl]

Finan: *has been lying on the floor for an hour*

Uhtred, walking in: Uh, Sihtric, what’s up with him?

Sihtric: He’s a little overwhelmed

Uhtred: Why?

Sihtric: Eadith smiled at him