#incorrect tcp

[madockisser]

Happy Easter! i know not everyone celebrates but i still hope you all have a great weekend! 🫶

here are some random tfota/tcp memes I’ve had rotting away (ALL ARTWORKS SHOWN BY frostbite.studios on instagram!)

masterlist where u can find more jokies and pokies I’ve made abt tfota : here! 🫶

[thebestbrunettee]

”it’s not a praise kink if i actually am a good boy.” - cardan probably

[highladyofterrasen7]

Cardan: if you can’t beat em, join em

Jude: if you can’t beat em, do it with a stick

[variousfandomthoughts]

Jude: And thus, by slowly taking larger and larger amounts of these small doses, our bodies will become used to the poisons, eventually making us immune to even lethal amounts.

Cardan: I thought we were just doing drugs together.

[myhyperfixationisbooks]

Other people introducing Cardan: This is the High King Cardan Greenbriar, cunning charmer, excellent fighter and a strategic, brutal ruler. 

Cardan introducing himself: Hi, I'm Jude’s husband.

[honeyxwildfire]

Taryn: Where’s Cardan??

Jude: He’s probably upstairs combing his hair so he’ll be the prettiest faerie at the party.

*upstairs*

Cardan: *combing his hair* I’m going to be the prettiest faerie at the party.

[azrielsshadows42]

Ghost: What are you doing?

Jude: * flushed, hair messy and panting slightly*

Jude: *clears throat* Nothing

Carden: *throws back covers* I'm nothing 🥺

Jude: No, Cardan, you're not nothing

Cardan: SO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!

Ghost: Forget I asked

[caramelmiacchiato]

Jude: don't worry, i don't bite.

Cardan: but do you stab?

Jude: i don't bite.

[annamatix]

jude, frustrated: "were you dropped as a child?"

cardan: "what makes you think i was held?"

[vino---delectable]

Cardan: "I could give you the world!"

Jude: "The fuck do I do with that."

[madockisser]

tfota/tcp memes w little to no context (ALL ARTWORK SHOWN BY FROSTBITE.STUDIOS ON IG)

Jude taking cardan out to the mortal world:

The type of beefing i would expect from cardans friend group:

exile. must i say more

The Duarte women choosing their life partners ❤️ (the “i used to talk to his brother” fits nicely for jude)

Love how Locke never told Taryn that Jude jumped him in twk! he’s a pussy

Cardan and Locke’s dynamic in 1st book fr

they carried prince dain btw

random valerian slander bc that’s just what he deserves and honestly i don’t see nearly enough of it 💔

Sorry for my inactivity, I’ve been doing my CALC class so u can imagine how that’s going! but yea i have a lot of these sitting on my drafts 💔

[thebestbrunettee]

cardan: *does the most pathetically trophy wife thing*

fandom: awww what a cinnamon roll

jude: *murders someone in the most gruesome morally unjust way.*

fandom: get it girl!!!!!

taryn: *breaths*

fandom: that little bitch-

[highladyofterrasen7]

Some faerie: is she- covered in blood?

Cardan: yes. It really brings out her eyes don’t you think?

[thejudeduarte]

Cardan: hey, what do bees make?

Jude: *deadpan* honey

Cardan: ..yes dear?

Jude: *smacks him*

[clarissaweasley-10]

Jude: I prevented a murder today. Cardan: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Jude: Self-control.

[azrielsshadows42]

Jude: I have never and will never accidentally give someone food poisoning.

Jude: So, rest assured, if you eat my food, and start to feel sick

Jude: It was fully intentional. you have less than an hour to live, sort out your will