#incorrect thg quotes

[incorrect-tbosas]

katniss: I didn't come here to make friends.

peeta, hiding the unfinished bracelets behind his back: yeah, me neither actually

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

katniss: wow peeta's so good at pretending to be in love with me i bet he's been playing the capitol since the start what an evil mastermind he's so much better at pretending than i am peeta: omg my crush just kissed me quick say something cute and maybe she'll do it again

[yelyahrodrigo]

Katniss + Everlark text posts 🫶🏼

[ballad-of-birdy-lamb]

The first confirmed tribute to have served cunt in the arena:

[madeofjules]

Katniss: I’m not in love with Peeta.

Prim: Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither.

Katniss: Prim, I’m not going to the bakery because he is my ex-fake boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because I’m in love with him. I mean, hey, I like Peeta as much as the next guy, you know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, do I have loving feelings for Peeta? Yeah! But I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that I’m in love with him. You know? I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—oh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!

Prim: We thought you knew!

Katniss: We?!

Prim: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time.

Katniss: You all know? Does Peeta know?

Prim: Oh, no, Peeta doesn’t know anything.

Katniss: I cannot believe you didn’t tell me!

Prim: Well, because we thought you knew! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Haymitch, "Hey, you like to drink."

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quotes

Y/n: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Snow: Yes.

Y/n: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

[fictionaltrvlr]

Coriolanus: Something’s off.

Sejanus: You finally developed human emotions and care about the suffering of others?

Coriolanus: No. But that’s funny.

[fleshthatfalls]

sejanus : i'm a dr*g mule in the capitol's cr*ck district

peeta : i was forced to sell my legs to science

coriolanus : i'm performing on the bathhouse circuit

katniss : i'm a finance major at the university

[hammah-banana]

Finnick Odair: The missing arm gag.

Johanna Mason: Classic prank. Only outdone by the missing leg trick.

Finnick Odair: Yeah, but that’s been done to death. Gotta keep it above the waist these days.

Johanna Mason: Peeta. What a show-off.

[incorrect-tbosas]

the hunger games + tweets (4/?)

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

peeta: hey i love you

katniss: this is a trick. i'm not sure how yet, but it's definitely a trick.

[sadembryhours]

Peeta : “What do you miss most when you’re in the games?”

You : “Pain meds. I have this headache that comes and goes.”

Finnick : “So, as I was saying—“

You : “It’s back.”

[ballad-of-birdy-lamb]

Hey so I sincerely apologize for the person I'm requesting to write but can u do Coriolanus Snow x reader? ☠️ I know we hate him but damn does he look so good in the trailer that it made all the red flags colorblind to me 🙈😭 GSHEGDGDVSHS yeah I'm in my "I can fix him era" so can u please do one where he isn't really as shitty as he's supposed to be, thank you so much!!<33

I ❤️ evil twinks.

Coriolanus Snow x Gender neutral! Reader (romantic headcanons)

Coriolanus needs to know everything you do. No, it's not a positive trait but he makes you think it is. He's just trying to protect you!

He’s the type of bitch to read through someone's diary and act like he didn't

He would have made a good male wife if he hadn't been a mentor. A boring one at that but not a killer

Coriolanus will grow a partial liking to you if you give him food. You get him a whole rotisserie chicken and he is thanking you. As long as it isn't cabbage soup, he's chill with it

But the bad part about the last headcanon is that he takes it as a challenge. You shouldn't provide him with things! He's perfectly fine on his own (no tf he's not)!

Coriolanus plans all the dates. He likes the idea of planning out the small surprises, he likes that sense of control. He also likes the fact that he has enough money to go on fancy dates with you

His need for control travels into the relationship. It was very small at first. It starts with him getting annoyed at you for not telling him where you're going. And then it travels to hatred for your ex. It doesn't even matter how awful your ex was, Coriolanus will hate them more than you ever will

He will say it's because of how terrible your ex must have been but it's because someone else had you before he did.

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Not even joking, this took so long to make because when I thought of Coriolanus, nothing positive came to mind 💀

To anyone who doesn't read TBOSAS fanfics and knows how bad of a person Coriolanus is, I'm not condoning any of the stuff he does and I'm not trying to romanticize him as a person. I hate him as much as anyone else!!

[thesweetnessofspring]

Johanna: Wow, you guys are really cute together. Finnick: Johanna, I’m cute together with everybody.

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect Quote

Finnick: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Katniss: I sleep with a knife.

Peeta: Both of you are pathetic.

Finnick: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Peeta: Y/n.

[everlarky-dandelion]

[At the Airport]

Effie: We have ONE rule and that is do not say the b word…

Haymitch: Bitch?

Effie: No

Peeta: Bastard?

Effie: No

Katniss: Bullshit?

Effie: NO! BOMB! [police sirens]