#incorrect turn quotes

[incorrect-turn]

British officer: What are your names?

Caleb: Don’t tell him, Ben.

Ben: Good job, Caleb.

[a-system-of-nerds]

John Graves Simcoe: Wow. Once again, I am under attack simply because I have taken the lives of thousands of innocent people. How inconsiderate of you.

[cinnamonrollhewlett]

Caleb: Hey, do you think I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?

Anna: No.

Caleb: [throws egg, and it hits Abe in the face]

Caleb: Guess you’re right.

[colonel-alexander-hamilton]

Caleb: I ain’t talking.

Simcoe, sharpening a knife: We have ways of making spies like you talk.

Simcoe: *cuts a piece of cake*

Caleb: Can I have some?

Simcoe: Cake is for talkers.

[adhdthomasthorne]

Abe: We have fun, don't we, Townsend?

Townsend: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[adaftanddewyeyedmizz]

Samuel Townsend: I'm going to wake my son James Rivington: what if he's with a lady? Or ladies? Samuel Townsend: I cannot express to you how unlikely that is, sir

[jesterlesbian]

[incorrect-turn]

Simcoe: You need them to think that you’re stronger than you actually are.

The Rangers: Is that what you do?

Simcoe: Me? Oh, no. My strength is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

[incorrect-turn]

Ben: Congratulations, you managed to un-fuck a situation you originally fucked up.

Abe: Thanks!

[incorrect-turn]

Simcoe: I met a dumbass today. Awful.

Caleb: You looked in a mirror?

Simcoe: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and the gods may not be so merciful.

[incorrect-turn]

Hewlett: You’re a psychopath.

Simcoe: At least I’m on a path, sort your life out.

[incorrect-turn]

Anna telling Abe she’s marrying Hewlett: Hewlett is a person who was near me…and then he asked me to marry him. And there is nothing in my protocol that specifically barred that from happening.

[incorrect-turn]

Abe: Anna gave me a “get better soon” card.

Caleb: That’s pretty nice of her!

Abe: I wasn’t sick or anything. She just thought I could do better.

[incorrect-turn]

Andre to Arnold: Whenever you speak, I hear the noise that plays when Pac-Man dies.

[incorrect-turn]

Simcoe: I brought you here because I crave the most dangerous game.

Caleb, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Simcoe: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I want to know what Knife Monopoly is.

[incorrect-turn]

Anna: There’s seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

Ben: Have everyone stand up.

Hewlett: Bring three more chairs.

Caleb: The best seven of the lot can sit down.

Simcoe: Kill three.