#incorrect whisper quotes

[incorrectohtweets]

[whispers-of-lilith]

I Don't Look That Old

Law: I don't look that old, I'm just tired.

You: Yeah, captain! You only look 26!

Law: *smug* See—

You: 26... minutes from dying.

Law: *scowls* Fuck you.

You: Maybe after you nap.

[spirit-lanterns]

March: What are you doing?

Stelle, staring at Reader: She’s pretty…

*cue montage of Reader smiling beautifully at the screen with pretty music in the background*

March: …And you’re ugly, GET BACK TO WORK.

[rocksandmirrors]

i love doing those

[bumpsyp1ains]

silver: wait; you and tangle are dating?!

whisper:

whisper: you’ve seen us hold hands and kiss multiple times

silver: i thought you two were just really good friends!

whisper:

silver: y-you know, like how me and espio are!

whisper:

silver:

whisper:

silver: …i need to think for a minute

[haystarlight]

Eda: I've only said 'I love you' to 2 people in my life

Eda: Raine Whispers

Eda: and person in a dark club that I mistook for Raine Whispers

[theaceofarrows]

Eda: [walking into the room] Unbelievable!

Raine: What?

Eda: Apparently starting off my wedding speech for Darius and Alador with "welcome back everyone! Here's to round two!" while making fingerguns at Alador, isn't "appropriate"

Raine: [failing to hold back laughter] E- Eda!

Eda: I don't see what the problem is. The three og Blight kids and blondie thought it was HILARIOUS

Eda: Even Darius was trying to stuff laughing when he saw Alador's face turn all red

Raine: [full on laughing]

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Luz and Amity are playfully arm wrestling. Luz lets Amity win.

Luz: Aw, you beat me.

Eda and Raine are arm wrestling. Eda wins.

Eda: Do you see what you get, Rainestorm? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?

[kazscrows]

Wylan: Is Kaz… singing..?

Jesper: He mumbles Taylor Swift lyrics when he thinks no one is listening.

Nina: It’s been Come Back Be Here ever since the Wraith left the harbor.

Wylan: …but that was five months ago..

Jesper and Nina sighing: Yep.

[unlawfulchaos]

Mav: I like to play a game called Nap Roulette.

Mav: It's where I take a nap, but I don't set an alarm.

Mav: Will it be a 30 minute nap? Will it be 3 hours? Will I wake up tomorrow?

Mav: Nobody knows. It's a risky game and I like it.

--A couple of hours later--

Ice: *Knocking on the bedroom door and opening it slightly to look in*

Ice: Mav, are you ready to come out yet and interact with people?

Mav: *Demonic screeching from underneath a pile of blankets*

Ice: Understandable. Have a nice nap, my love.

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Raine: Hey d'you have any sunscreen?

Eda: No I don't like the way it tastes.

Lilith: You eat sunscreen...?

Eda: No why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

[incorrectohtweets]

[whispers-of-lilith]

Crossword Puzzle

You: *doing a crossword puzzle* What's a four letter word for–

Doffy: Dick.

You: What? I haven't even read the clue yet–

Doffy: Whatever. Anyway, let me ask you this, kitten. What's a four letter word for something that you should be bouncing on instead of doing that silly little crossword puzzle?

You: hah... cock?

Doffy: Good girl. Now, come.

[spirit-lanterns]

Sparkle: God she looks so pretty…

Reader: What?

Sparkle: I— I SAID YOU LOOKED SHITTY.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Camila: Hey, who here is gay?

Luz, Amity, Hunter, Willow, Eda, Raine, Vee, Masha, Darius, and Alador raise their hands.

Camila: What's it like?

Eda: It's the fuckin' tits.

Camila: Alright, the reviews are in.

[bumpsyp1ains]

tangle, kicking the door open: THREE WEEKS.

lanolin: what is she talking about?

whisper, holding back laughter: don’t worry about it-

tangle: FOR THREE WEEKS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT