#incorrect wof quotes

[threemoonwatchers]

Sora, panicking at a job interview: I don’t actually want or need this job, I just really want to get out of the house and be around other people sometimes, otherwise I’ll go insane and, uh, I dunno blow up a library or something.

Sora: (somehow gets the job)

[sparklingflame2581]

Glory: How literal are NightWing names?

Starflight: Morrowseer seers the morrow.

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: My mother hates me.

Winter: That's okay. My mother hates you too, so I understand how you feel.

[jflxwr]

we know icicle and winter were in the same hatchling and r twins but i hc that icicle hatched first and will NOT let winter live that down. like she does that thing where when she runs into him she goes "hey lil bro" and winter goes "you hatched like five minutes before i did ."

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

Help why is this so low quality

[mythos321]

Starflight:Y’know, while I am happy for the gals, I kinda wish we could have a taste of the royalty. Like, if we could clap our hands and someone would bring us a lemon meringue pie

Clay:Oh I got ya bro!(pulls out a perfectly good Lemon Meringue Pie)

Starflight, smelling it:wow thank you, um, how am I supposed to cut this?

Clay:(pulls out a pie cutter) Here ya go! One Diamond Encrusted pie slicer!

Starflight:???

Clay:It’s a souvenir

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Squid: fatekspeaker-

Fatespeaker, sighing desperately: Starflight used to call me Fatespeaker.

Squid: because it’s your fucking name.

[scrollwyrm]

Incorrect quote

Peril: Not everyone will love you, Turtle. That’s okay. You aren’t Clay.

Turtle, confused: not everyone loves Clay either.

Peril: WHO DOESN’T?

Turtle: what?!

Peril: I WANT NAMES!!!!!!

[stars-incorrect-quotes]

WOF

Qibli: I feel so burnt out. Winter: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Qibli: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Winter: Well not if you’re expecting it.

[themightymoose]

Tsunami: Mom, I'm a lesbian.

Anemone: I'm a lesbian too.

Coral: What the fuck?? Is there anyone in this family who likes men?!

Her 32 sons: ...

[threemoonwatchers]

“Well, you know what they say, when life opens a door, it closes every door on the map.”

-Qibli, probably

[ilikebookssomuch]

who else thinks almost every character in wings of fire is a tad bit fruity

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: People with siblings are genuinely so scary. They're always saying insane shit like:

Turtle: "You never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid?"

Qibli: "You never played Fireplace Chase?"

Winter: "You never played Actual Serial Killer?"

[jflxwr]

hc that qibli and winter trauma dump about their messed up families casually (tbh they already do that LOLL) but qibli does in the sense that he knows normal families don't act like his and uses humor to cope while winter does it in the sense that he thought every family did that and thought he was being relatable

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*that one scene of moon and her mom hugging in book 7*

qibli: damn, must be nice to have a mom that actually cares for you and doesn't beat u and then sells u off lol

kinkajou: u seriously got to stop joking abt this and get therapy dude

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someone: i hate when my mom does [annoying but normal thing parents do]

winter: haha yeah or when they make you practice your guarding stance at every single meal and u werent allowed to eat until u could hold it perfectly

everyone: ...winter wtf

winter: wait did ur moms never do that??

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

[mythos321]

Seawing guard:ah, you must be?

Clay:My name is Clay

Seawing Guard:Hello Princess Clay!

Clay:I’m not a-

Tsunami:AS MY FIRST DECREE, YOU SHALL ONLY CALL HER PRINCESS CLAY!

Seawings:ALL HAIL PRINCESS CLAY!

Clay:NOOOOOOO