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[bruciemilf]

Battinson with a Harley would actually tear a hole in the delicate fabric of universal peace.

Harley: What’s your favorite color?

Bruce, currently trying to find a facility that isn't fucking Arkham in this hellhole of a city: We don't have to do the small talk

Harley: Oh, okay! Do you really think you’re a good person, deep down?

Bruce: …Blue.

[papermariosuggestion]

[thenumberhuntress]

Riddle: At least try to see this from my perspective

Kalim: *Crouches down a little*

Azul: *Crouches down*

Idia & Vil: *Sits on the floor*

Leona & Malleus: *Kneels down*

Yuu: *Laughing in the background*

Riddle: …

Riddle: I hate all of you!

[stayalix]

he's so cute lol

WE LOVE Y'ALL

[forsapphics]

Adaora & Adora's first kiss

ÌFÉ (2020) — directed by Uyaiedu Ikpe-Etim

[raphaerolo]

Anakin: I can't believe Obi-Wan and Commander Cody got married on the exact same day as one another. Small world.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: [clears his throat, begins reading list aloud] Top ten Applebee's I've cried in.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: You're very white today, Bruce.

Bruce: I'm white everyday, Duke.

Duke: That's true.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: If I win do I get uppies?

Splinter: If you win you won’t be in trouble.

Mikey: If I lose I get uppies??

Splinter: I’M NOT PICKING YOU UP, MICHELANGELO! YOU’RE 15!!

Mikey: Nah, I’m just a baby :3

[randomstuffjustrandom]

Presents

Tony: Present time!!!

Avengers giving each other gag gifts and stuff.

Natasha, handing Clint a present: Here, Clint.

Clint, shaking the box: Ooh. I hope it's HYDRA heads. Please be HYDRA heads, please be HYDRA heads.

Clint opens the box: It's HYDRA heads. (The head of some HYDRA ppl)Awww, how did you know?

Natasha, smiling: Merry Christmas

Avengers: *horrified silence*

[lifea16]

Stolas: Did it hurt when you fell? Blitz: From what? Heaven, or in love? Stolas: Dear, as much as I would love to stroke your ego, YOU JUST FACEPLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS

[thenumberhuntress]

Trey: If you want to defeat someone, you must... Sebek: Slap them Epel: Stab them Jack: Punch them Ace: Hit them Deuce: With a baseball bat Grim: Burn them Yuu: Kill them Trey: ... Trey: What is wrong with you first years?!!?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: List five things you would say in the bedroom.

Clint: Fuck!

Bruce: I’m ready!

Scott: Where do I put it?

Bucky: Who the hell are you?!

Steve: I’m not ready!!

[forsapphics]

ANGELINA JOLIE

W Magazine

[loveforevernow]

*Angel Dust commits to the bit*

Angel Dust: Huskey, idea!

Husk drinking vodka: What's your idea Angel?

Angel Dust: Let's get married!

Husk: *spit take* Excuse me?

Angel Dust: Let's get wed, matrimonious like!

Husk: Yeah, I'm confused. Is this a bit?

Angel Dust: Yeah it's a bit! C'mon! We'll get a house, we'll spend our golden years together, we'll mourn each other when we double die. It'll be hilarious!

Husk: That's not a bit, that's just marraige.

Angel Dust: I know! And when people find out they're gonna lose their minds and they'll have no idea!

Husk: What won't they know?

Angel Dust: That it was a bit!

Husk: Angel, I'm not convinced you know what a bit is.

Angel Dust: C'mon dude, we'll be a two income household! We'll get tax write offs! We'll have joint custody of Fat Nuggets and adopt that freaky hotel maid! Say yes!

Husk: . . .

Angel Dust: You're thinkin about it!

Husk: No I'm not leave me alone.

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