#incorrectlot

[kleptoandpyro]

Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. 

- Leonard Snart, probably

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Sara: Okay. I got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Ray: Wow, where’d you find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Sara: … you wanted fake blood?

[heygideon]

"let's see, which emotional trauma shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?"

- Zari Tomaz, definitely

[cloned-soldier]

Mick: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Leonard: mick nO THAT'S NOT HOW TO BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

Mick: FLOOR IT?

Leonard: MICK NO

Mick: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Leonard: MICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Mick: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Leonard: MICK P L E A S E

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Snart: Where's Mick?

Rip: Don't worry about Mr. Rory.

Snart: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?

[another-rogues-paradise]

Mick: What did you get for Rip?

Leonard: You remember twenty minutes ago when I brilliantly and single-handedly saved your bacon with the yacht broker?

Rip: Yes.

Leonard: Well … merry Christmas.

Rip: … Thank you.

[oasis-wasteland]

(on the waverider)

Rip: It's cold.

Gideon: Here, Captain. I adjusted the temperature.

Nate: I'm cold too.

Gideon: Damn, Mr Heywood. I don't control the weather.

[nowwavingnotdrowning]

Leonard: "All in all, a 100% successful trip."

Gideon: "But Mr Snart, we've lost Captain Hunter."

Leonard: "All in all, a 100% successful trip!"

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Classic Legends- never make a mess when a whole catastrophe will do.

Rip Hunter at some point, probably

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Ava: Please tell me you have a plan.

Sara: Yes, I do.

Ava: Does it involve punching and kicking?

Sara *grinning*: Yes, it does.

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Sara: Zari, what are you doing?

Zari: A boundary has been crossed, Sara. I’ve been violated. Nothing is sacred anymore.

Sara: Yeah? Tell me.

Zari: Someone stole my cupcake.

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*In the Legion of Doom headquarters at the Vanishing Point*

Merlyn: It's 3am. We're concerned about your mental health.

Darhk: What are you doing?

Thawne: Sharpening knives.

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season 4 episode 4

Sara: Take that tie off. No one on a summer camp wears a tie.

John: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they’re bored.

Sara: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.

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Nate: *walking into the kitchen* Have you seen Constantine?

Ray: No. Why? Is everything all right?

Nate: Well, he didn’t return to the ship last night.

Zari: Maybe he met someone.

Sara: Or, knowing him, someone, their two friends and their pet tiger.

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Sara: Ra’s taught me to put my troubles away in a little box so they wouldn’t keep me up at night. Bad feelings, anger, pain, I would just put them inside the little box, and they would stay in there, nice and neat and crushed.

Leo: You need therapy. You have some deep, deep, pent-up issues.

Sara: It’s been a rough year!

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Zari: Why does anybody in the world ever eat anything but breakfast food?

Mick: People are idiots, Zari.