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ok. describe in detail a list of the personal style decisions that are "sacrificial to men" and therefore Bad Feminism, and then a separate list of "ethical" personal style decisions that are empowering. then justify every item on the first list by defining how the subjective environmental effects (ie, not getting fired for a bullshit reason when it's really because you had pit hair and it made your shitty boss, a man, uncomfortable, so you just shaved your armpits instead of getting fired and becoming homeless) are not defensible choices because the math doesnt work out. show your work
for extra credit do this same assignment again but the hypothetical subject is a sex worker with two children
#for the A+ make a third list of personal grooming practices that no woman ever finds attractive#“ugh why is she so obsessed with making herself attractive to men”#well if you have endured what its like to deal with the public while simultaneously being either ugly or invisible you know the answer#its an extremely simple economics problem that is curiously resistant to individual actors#a nightclub owner i knew called this the Hot Waitress Index#the hotter the applicants for shit level jobs are in your industry the worse the economy is doing#looking bad or even just plain has a measurable economic cost for women
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new gif for my D&D character's neocities page lol
#my art#neocities#see the problem is now I have to make so many more assets because this one looks so out of place on my index page hehe#soren#chroma
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If I have a companion...
1, 2
The Granada version of The Final Problem continues to deliver. When Holmes has received word that Moriarty has evaded arrest, he suggests that Watson ought to leave on behalf of his safety from the imminent threat that is posed to him simply for being allied with Holmes.
In the text, they argue this point for 'half an hour' which would not translate well to fitting a 50 minute episode.
but it's this part where Jeremy Brett nails it. His voice breaks off on 'companion' and twists into a bitter smile as imagining what could happen to Watson if Moriarty were to harm him in order to get to Holmes is simply too terrible of a fate that he cannot finish the thought.
The quick way with which Holmes immediately acquiesces to Watson's refusal to leave his side in spite of the danger depicts a unique version of their relationship.
#granada sherlock holmes#granada holmes#the final problem#granada holmes rp#sherlock holmes rp#(i just have so many final problem thoughts)#sh#headcanon
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Uniform redesign i was bored after losing motivation on the last drawing.
Also some other hc like the robes are made out of rayon or smth lightweight n cheap idk
#my art#harry potter#art#ARCHIVISTTest… Test… Test… 1#1... 2... 3... Right#My name is Jonathan Sims. I work for the Magnus Institute#London#an organisation dedicated to academic research into the esoteric and the#paranormal. The head of the Institute#Mr. Elias Bouchard#has employed me to replace the previous Head Archivist#one Gertrude Robinson#who has recently passed away.#I have been working as a researcher at the Institute for four years now and am familiar with most of our more significant contracts and#projects. Most reach dead ends#predictably enough#as incidents of the supernatural#such as they are – and I always emphasise there are#very few genuine cases – tend to resist easy conclusions. When an investigation has gone as far as it can#it is transferred to the Archives#Now#the Institute was founded in 1818#which means that the Archive contains almost 200 years of case files at this point.#Combine that with the fact that most of the Institute prefers the ivory tower of pure academia to the complicated work of dealing with#statements or recent experiences and you have the recipe for an impeccably organised library and an absolute mess of an archive. This isn’t#necessarily a problem – modern filing and indexing systems are a real wonder#and all it#would need is a half-decent archivist to keep it in order. Gertrude Robinson was apparently not that archivist.#From where I am sitting#I can see thousands of files. Many spread loosely around the place
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my hand is currently taped together with toothpicks and masking tape in an attempt to stop me from compulsively cracking my thumb every 2 seconds.
#its that bad the joint keeps locking and theres a friction burn on the inside of my index from the specific way im cracking it#i dont think its a physical issue its a mental compulsion but its becoming a painful problem
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idolatry | august '23
#thanks for NOTHING AUGUST!!!!#ugliest month of the year. easily#index: rows#1. idolatry - worship#2. he (me) who lives by the low rise jeans dies by the low rise jeans#3. soup. i love soup so much. when im having a particularly bad ms episode and i cant stand the sight for food soup is so easy & gud🥹#4. if youve been here long enough you already know about my dill pickle problem#5. faces & friends on the beach#wanna give some deep reflections on august but i really learned nothing except for i have an unspeakably shitty problem with relationships#its like my 4th relationship of the year. 5 if we count a 2 month long situationship. i just cant hold a relationship down#i self sabotage and i get really disinterested and withdrawn. how do you even fix that#anyway i suppose the silver lining about it is that it made me consider spending my bday this year with my dad#if i cant hold a relationship down maybe i need to work on my familial relationships#i hope i dont regret it HEHE!#and last but not least: remember to romanticise your life girlies#thats the only way you can get through it 😍🔫#photography series
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Don't go outside! It's too hot!
I warned you.
#scott pilgrim#heatwave#texas weather#scott pilgram vs the world#summer heat#heat index#hottest summer#climate change#climate crisis#climate emergency#climate action#global warming#edgar wright#micheal cera#texas problems#phoenix arizona#phoenix#heat warning
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moving into a DECENT, NICE place is making me feel like one of those live laugh love people. ready to put some shit on my wall that says Every Day Is A Blessing cuz thats how it feels
#indexed post#We are BEYOND HAVING PROBLEMS. No more problems.#Now there are only challenges. If anything#We cleaned the old apartment. Not done yet but it's nice to send it off in such a way#The apartment didn't do anything wrong. It is what it is. But we've outgrown it.#And also a terrible deal by a piece of shit landlord I wouldn't wish upon anyone.
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mood: the screaming skull
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#trolley problem#trolley problem index#trolley humor#sort: you can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would mean admitting you were wrong about tariffs
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Actually it was surreal as hell to look at my transcript today. I've got all but 3 classes done or in WIP. I'd have to Severely fuck up to fail any of my classes this semester, by this point. Which I don't think will happen. Honestly I might even get straight A's for the first time in college. Which would be cool!!!
So just three classes left. Just three. It's so wild. I'm pretty excited.
#speculation nation#for the first time i actually glanced at the 'apply for graduation' option#to graduate at the end of spring id have to apply by sometime in february.#idk i'll bring it up with the advisor tomorrow. make sure im actually good to graduate with these 3 classes.#part of the problem is the fact that i didnt see the classes i have to take 2 of on the offered list#which makes me nervous about whether theyre even available next semester. and what id have to do to take them.#alternative options? or *waiting*? thatd be even worse. so im not sure yet.#the other thing is that my major started requiring students to take an internship in order to graduate#but since ive taken a long ass time my index year aka when k started doesnt have that as a requirement.#at least that's what my last advisor said :p so im nervous about if this new one says differently.#an internship would certainly be useful for getting work experience and resume padding#but i never wanted to before bcus i needed to work my job. that paid me Money. unlike the probable internship.#and also i dont have my license and i DEFINITELY dont want to TRAVEL. what would i do with my cats#?????#so i havent done an internship. and i dont intend to. but if he says it's actually required then id have to work to get one over summer#etc etc. then graduation would be delayed.#i really really hope it doesnt turn out like that. i really Really want to just be done already. by the end of spring.#spring 25 give it up for graduating spring 25#i was originally class of 19 lol but i like 25 better. in terms of numbers.#class of 15 for high school and 25 for college... yes#and YEAH it's taken me 10 years😭😭😭😭 thats why i dont want it to take any longer 😭😭😭😭 im so close i just wanna be DONE WITH IT!!!!!!#so fucking close i can taste it. im halfway done with my current semester too. So Fucking Close...
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Would I be a calmer person if I was willing to dnf a book? Undoubtedly. But then I wouldn't get to deconstruct exactly what I don't like about the book for my own learning process, and I would lose out on some prime kvetching, so I think it levels out.
#I'm like 70 percent of the way into this book and I am GOING TO FUCKING FINISH IT DAMMIT#it's increasingly annoying me cuz it will sorta go in a direction that seems like it might fix some of my problems with it but then it fails#and I think it's fundamentally cuz like. why are you expecting me to remember what the fucking heart indexes you're referencing are#while also explaining photons and carbon to me like I'm five#tbh the personified science concept chapters are the MOST annoying to me#cuz there has been one human narrator in this book that actually felt like they had a voice#and that person fucking DIED first of all (for no reason which would've been WHATEVER IF HE HADN'T ALSO BEEN THE STRONGEST NARRATOR)#and then these personified science chapters have at least some distinction in terms of voice#but the more there are the more annoyed I get about how LITTLE voice anyone else has#like why do Mary and Frank's chapters read the same as Janus Athena's meeting minutes. what the fuck bro.#anyway I'm an aggressive completionist and i am not giving up but I'm mad about it#megs is reading
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mmm love having an excessive heat warning advising us to stay indoors until 7pm. just another completely normal record breaking summer. 🫠
#florida problems#florida#life#idk why anyone is visiting theme parks at this time of year tbh#it was hot a decade ago#but now it’s untenable#just fucking deadly#heat index of 110 F
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fighting for my life against simripper rn
#kai.txt#“index was outside the bounds of the array” what are you talking about!!!!!!!#the worst part is that i cant find ANYTHING about what the problem could be#like there are no answers. so idk what to fix to stop getting the error
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