#infeffible husbands

[gay4azi]

i want to be your man

i want to be your woman

i just want to be yours

to the moon to these pages,

i’ll hum your name in reply

to your silly questions

i made the stars for you,

but they don’t shine bright without you

beneath them and in my arms

this shop is so lonely without you

i stumble upon your old books,

i never knew you loved me

until it was too late

[margotmignard-blog]

COLLECTING REFLECTIONS AND INSIGHTS ABOUT GOOD OMENS

Posts and thoughts that help me organize my head regarding these two idiots, and also cope with the loss. Mostly, questions related to the ineffable relationship. I'm not very interested in metatheories about the Metatron.

- MASTER POST -

(In continuous edition)

INEFFABLE DANCE RELATIONSHIP

THE KISS

1941

[wee-snek]

Storms We Cannot Weather

A Good Omens found poem, Crowley POV

(notes at the end)

(cited version here)

I used to sit all alone in the dark

You fall….and...

There was no reason. No explanation

I prayed that God would be forgiving

But...

Do you remember that day when we met?

Right from the start

I can’t quite explain... But the grace of your eyes can see good in me

Suddenly...my life doesn’t seem such a waste

Why aren’t you scared of me?

Why do you care for me?

So I will not ask you where you came from

I will not ask. Neither should you.

And then...I fell in love with you...

You say that love is not that easy

Following their rules

Following the path of least resistance Bound by suffocating secrets

“This is Heaven, what I truly want”

But they don’t understand who you are

“How can I love when I’m afraid to fall?”

I believe there’s a way you can love me

Listen….we won’t tell anyone

They won’t get to us

You might think I’m incapable of loving a soul like yours

Still I say there’s a way for us

My darling, my sweetheart

You’ve been so lonely in the name of being holy

It’s not that the darkness can’t touch our lives

Yet there’s still this appeal The hopes of one day…

I don’t quite know how to say how I feel…

All the times I could have…

Oh I just want to….

I have loved you for a thousand years I will love you until my dying day You’re still my favourite

And I’m willing to break myself

Asking if you love me

Darling, don’t be afraid

We’ve nothing to prove We don’t need anything, or anyone

Is it possible to say….baby, let’s run away

We can escape….away from all of this It’s different this time

Just you and I

Just our hands clasped so tight Just kiss like real people do

‘Til all that remains is the arms of an angel

But love comes slow….and it goes so fast.

Is my timing that flawed?

Who are you to tell me who to be?

I don’t want your gold. If you don’t know that by now then you don’t know me that well.

You played the martyr for so long that you can’t do anything wrong

Some things never do change That’s the lesson that you teach me

In some sad way I already knew

I tried to give reasons...a thousand good reasons

And in the end we’ll fall apart

I’ve done everything I know to try to make you mine

I know that I shouldn’t even try It’s a waste of time

You say you’re leaving?

You’re already gone

You’ve gone too far

You broke my heart

You forgave

And I won’t forget

There are storms we cannot weather.

And I think I’m going to miss you for a long, long time.

Notes:

This is a hyperfixation my brain had while listening to music while driving.

I kept getting stuck on “this line is so Crowley-coded, but the song as a whole doesn’t fit so I can’t put in on my Good Omens playlist”, and then my autism gave me this idea.

These lines are all direct quotes from songs from my road trip playlist.

I spent hours getting the full lyrics to all the songs I'd saved while driving, and uploading them into qualitative analysis software so that I could pull quotes and organise by theme. I did a whole masters level dissertation based around found poetry, so it was kinda fun to do this again.

Formatted the best I could within the limits of what Tumblr will let me do.

[ghostighostly]

Listen i know i put Jubilee Line in my Ineffable Husbands playlist but did they have to make it this accurate?

Like fucking picture this but them,,

[bartimaeus]

WHAT IF, listen, what if in the last scene of S3 we get the South Downs, a cute scene of them just being together, then the camera focuses on their hands and they both have a ring. Like ok we may never get a full blown wedding scene, but what if Neil just leaves it there, for us to know that they're ufficially The infeffable husbands in the end.

[hollow-head]

Happy Halloween!

What’s this? It seems Crowley has shown up without a costume. Do you get it? He’s ginger. (and aziraphale is sushi)

[mega-ringsandthings-world]

I don’t care what anyone else’s opinion of Good Omens may be, because the scene where Arizraphale extends his wing to shield Crowely from the rain, and Crowley sort of huddles under it-

[softer-marshes]

Crowley: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Aziraphale. Aziraphale: I hate myself. Crowley: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP!

[aziraphale-x-crowley]

from @[cagefreepotato](https://twitter.com/cagefreepotato) (twitter) awww same!!! Poor Crowley!!!

[imagesbyele]

13 dash icons of Crowley + 5 static or with overlay headers of Crowley + 1 header of Ineffable Husbands (some are the same image but with different sharpening/colors).  Inspired by @diamondcitydarlin​ who is always in my activity pages liking things, love ya!

like or reblog if you take! (or just if you like)

obligatory reminder I take commissions and have a ko-fi <3

[the-ill-doctor]

Best gift for your angel husband? Why, you of course!

[gay4azi]

aziraphale hyping themself up to persuade crowkey into being an angel again vs. him aftee crowley left

[crashcrazy]

Socks as christmas presents suck. But prepare for the future. I present to you the ultimate christmas present: a snock

[thecreazyawesomehero]

Aziraphale: *records Crowley with his phone and sings* uh love, uh lover boy! What you're doing tonight? Hey boy~

Crolwey: *looks up into the camera* you

Aziraphale: omg

[disgustiphage]

gave some quick colors to my doodle!

[bartimaeus]

I need an edit of the Infeffable Husbands with the new song from Mika Apocalypse Calypso.

To all the good people who can do that, please feed me!

Just look at the lyrics:

"Tant que l'on s'enlace on existe,

On se rend immortels devant l'apocalypse.

En faisant l'amour on résiste,

Regarde moi, prend moi la main"

"As long as we embrace eachother we exist,

We are immortal facing the apocalypse

Make love we resiste,

Look at me, take my hand"

PLEASE