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Someone out here doing the really important work 🙏🏻

Good News to all Good Omens fans!

(Please read this, it doesnt take long to read and recording and editing all of this took me a whole week of non-stop work)

I have made a Youtube Playlist of all of Good Omens put into chronological order.

Originally I just had a notes document with all the time stamps put into chronological order (with labels) but I have now made it a reality!

The notes document is still accessible for everyone on my account (currently it’s the pinned post but I think once I upload the YouTube link, that will be the pinned post) and if you would rather watch Good Omens in Chronological Order manually, then feel free to do so :D

The Link for the Youtube playlist will be posted on my account on Sunday 21st April, just after teatime (4:45pm BST, 11:45am ET, 10:45am CT, 9:45am MT & 8:45am PT). It will also become a public playlist so if you look up ‘Good Omens in Chronological Order’ it should come up

If this post gets deleted it's because I need more time to figure some things out.

(please share this so people see it, i hate to ask but so much effort was put it. Thank you <3)

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The little dance killed me the first time I saw it, and this is a lovely little ode to it.

Also, love thirsty Aziraphale.

"I want a proper apology."

The dramatic “apology dance”

In the entirety of Season 2, I think the “apology dance” scene is pretty close to my favorite.

The way Crowley walks in like he’s entering a stage in a packed theater.

The way Azi clearly sees him coming and fusses himself up to look extra focused on his work and not at all excited about Crowley’s return.

Crowley, noticing that Azi has yet to look at him, ramps up the drama by:

Whipping off his glasses (taking off his armor)

Response from Azi? Clears his throat and focuses harder on his work.

Time for Level 2 Drama, it seems.

Stalking over to the table (no sauntering here)

Tossing the glasses down (looks casual but absolutely isn’t)

Ringing that little bell (like a ceremonial gong signaling “this is fucking happening”)

Walking back into the rotunda where he has maximum visibility (also maximum vulnerability)

Azi now has no choice but to react, which he does by slowly looking up and over at Crowley, who looks like the human-shaped embodiment of dread.

Finally announcing “I’m back” like the bitchy customer who just yesterday had declared they were never shopping here again

I mean, wow. Amazing. Glorious.

Not to be outcunted, Azi just casually turns back to his work and practically hums, “Yes. I can see that.”

Damn, Aziraphale, did you take lessons in passive aggression from my mother?

Now Crowley groans in a way that I felt to my core and asks, “Do you want a big, ‘I think I said the wrong thing,’ sort of an apology, or can we take that as said?”

He averts his eyes until the last second because this probably feels more demeaning than begging Azi not to do his magic act at Warlock’s birthday part.

Still turned away, Azi replies in a tone that is a mix of hurt and guilt that makes me think this has been coming for awhile. "I'd like the apology actually." I bet you would, Angel.

Back to Crowley, he pauses to assess his options, takes a deep breath, and says the magic words: “You were right.” Also looks like he almost says something else but either doesn’t know what to say or doesn’t want to say it.

Oh wow, so convincing. Bravo.

Finally, Azi puts down his glasses and his work and turns to address Crowley. He is not happy.

“Not good enough. I want a proper apology.” Also, side note, but Michael Sheen’s voice here is just…yum.

Before Azi can finish, Crowley is so quick to reject this idea. “No.” with a shake of the head.

You're not winning this battle, Crowley, and you know it.

“With the little dance.” Azi’s voice perks up and his eyes brighten at the hope this will happen. Seize that opportunity!

Again, Crowley barely let’s the word “dance” come out before he tries to shut it down. “I don’t do the dance.” Nope, no sir, not this demon.

Oh no, now Azi’s anger joins the hurt and guilt for a vicious trifecta. “I did the ‘I was wrong’ dance in 1650, 1793, 1941…” each date being spat out with increasing amounts of venom.

Oh Crowley, you brought this on yourself, girl.

This non-apology combined with his “I'm sorry. I apologize. Whatever I said, I didn’t mean it. Work with me, I’m apologizing here. Yes? Good. Get in the car.” and I can see why Azi reacts to this the way he does.

Crowley knows he’s beaten and concedes with a “Fine!” that feels the very opposite of the word.

Okay so before the “proper apology” can begin, Azi gets up from his chair, straightens his waistcoat, and stands with his hands grasped in front of him like a proper gentleman. A properly petty gentleman.

Then the main attraction! Crowley, looking completely stone-faced, does “the little dance.”

It’s wonderful. He looks so silly and childish and graceful and mature. And god, that deep knee bend at the end? Amazing.

Also amazing is Crowley’s face when he says "Kay?” while bobbing his head and eyebrows back like a sassy rooster? *chef’s kiss*

For Azi’s part, god it is just a delicious mix of polite poker face and barely concealed thirst. I see your eyes scanning Crowley, drinking in that thin, dark Duke. That little dance will live in his head forever.

And that’s the signal to go back to normal! Crowley regains control and Azi falls back into the supporting role.

Long-term relationships are hard, yo.

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Help:

My sister (a profitable knitting pattern writer) has offered to collaborate with me on a Good Omens colourwork knitting pattern. She’s worried my motif ideas are too esoteric.

What would you like to add to my list, or take off my list?

1. demon wings

2. coffee cup

3. sunglasses

4. fire

5. the Bentley

6. stars/constellations

7. snake tattoo

8. plants

9. angel wings

10. tea cup

11. reading glasses

12. candles

13. books

14. pocket watch

15. bow tie

16. flaming sword

17. wine glasses/bottles

18. apples

19. oysters

20. nightingales

21. goats

22. ducks

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Ugh (affectionate)

"You said trust me" "And you did."

1941 Crowley burning the evidence.

What he is listening to: (We'll meet again by Vera Lynn) https://youtu.be/8Nzy1cfnKh4?si=xPz_ePenfulKu1zp

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More of my art: https://www.instagram.com/beatenossart

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Already saving up vacation days to deal with the emotional turmoil that will come with Season 3

NEW THINGS ABOUT SEASON 3 👀❤

“I knew where I needed them at the beginning of Season 3; that was something that I’d known for a very long time,” Gaiman told TV Insider at the Writers Guild Awards in April 2024. “I remember sitting with John Finnemore, with whom I co-wrote Season 2 and talking maybe in 2019, 2020, about the shape of the story. And John was saying, ‘Well, we need an ending. We’ve got everything planned out, but we don’t have the last 10 minutes. How is it going to end?’ And when he asked me, I knew exactly how it was going to end and I explained to him that it was going to end with a kiss and suddenly everything fell into place.”

“I’m writing it currently, so I don’t know what I can say other than I got a video message from David Tennant this morning asking me where the scripts were, because he wants to read more of them. He’s only read the first three and he’s very excited to find out what happens next,” Gaiman told TV Insider in April 2024. “It’s going to be fun. Some people that you love will be coming back; some that you expect, some that you don’t. And it’s more like the high-paced, high stakes madness of Season 1, I think, than it is like the sort of gentle, romantic, funny, sweet Season 2.”

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I feel like they would both scruff up real good. (I mean, I KNOW they would because David and Michael both look good a bit scruffy).

I see a fair amount of chit-chat about bearded Aziraphale, but what about Crowley with D.I. Hardy's post-divorce scruff. what then

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Petition to change our mental narrative around fanfiction.

Instead of thinking "man, this fanfiction is better than most published novels."

I will now be thinking "jeez, this published novel is good enough to be fanfiction."

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All I want in this whole silly world is that, when this is all over, for Prime to release a single, long cut of Good Omens in order across all three seasons.

I wrote out how to watch Good Omens in chronological order if for some reason you wanted to do that.

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Reblog to save a rotten brain

Just going to put this here. Pass it on.

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I was trying to explain to someone that I was reading a fic, and it had Easter Eggs not to the canon, but to the fandom. I think that’s a truly beautiful thing, tbh.

imagine how bizarre this fandom looks to the outside world. we're all gay asf and screaming about two middle aged men and making the most random references. we send neil the most unhinged asks and get equally unhinged replies. try looking at the tags "archangel fucking gabriel", "bildaddy the shuite", "welsh seduction machine" and assorted years like 1941 and 1827 or whatever else without context.

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100% this

oh my god you are so right about aziraphale and the Big Light. he’s going to be such a cunt in s3 not just for archangel/missing crowley reasons but also because he has had a migraine the entire time…..

I'm sorry but you take away his one safe person, you take away that vest which is hanging on to dear life from being stimmed on, you give him new?? clothes??? and you trap him in a both understimulating and boring but also extremely overwhelming light Hellscape.....and you disrupt his routines

Babygirl is going to have the autistic meltdown of the century and bite your arm off for perceiving him

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Dear fandom, please stop fucking with my neurochemistry for one damn day. No, I will not stay off Tumblr, that clearly isn’t the solution.

The evidence stacks up

Oh my god. I just saw this yesterday. This.

THIS.

Yes. Yes. They showed us how it's going to go.

And watch him palm the bullet out of his mouth.

I rest my case.

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This art is amazing and this fic is amazing. As a fat trans person with top surgery scars, I have big feelings about embracing and loving fatness and trans-ness.

"Throughout his previous sexual interactions, Aziraphale had constantly sensed that he was taking up too much space, and that his partners, even if they appeared to behave neutrally to the thick sturdiness and the soft roundness of his figure, wished there was a little less of him to handle. As the pads of Crowley's fingers made possessive divots into the flesh of Aziraphale's thigh, it only further dawned on Aziraphale that Crowley relished the exact amount of him that existed at the present time." - I'm Beginning to See the Light, Chapter 3

for Sam (aka @ineffabildaddy) from @voluptatiscausa and I, because we love you! Thank you for forever feeding us with deeply transgender and vividly pornographic treats!

>>Full NSFW 18+ version on AO3 <<

This fic not only changed my life in the best way because it is how I was introduced to my bestie, but also it rearranged my brain chemistry in how I saw my body and how I felt I could be and deserved to be loved. The way intimacy and desire and respect are handled in this story is everything to me, and of course it is just searingly, eye-wateringly hot. It is a must-read! I was SO happy when Vol approached me with a request for a gift work for it!

>>Read 'I'm Beginning to See the Light ' on AO3<<

Want more rich and sumptuous Good Omens fanfiction that feels like entering a horny baroque oil painting? Check out the delicious back catalog of ineffabildaddy and voluptatiscausa on AO3, I promise you won't be disappointed!

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Obviously 😈

Aziraphale gets manicures so that his nails are always short and clean and ready for finger-banging Crowley at any and all times

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Feels blasphemous to interact with this post and ruin the number, but it came on my feed at just the right time.

Also, you’re just not wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

angels and demons are sexless, unless they make an effort

this fandom has ruined me I swear. I now giggle at the use of the word effort in every context. I had to use the phrase "put the effort in" and I swear I felt like I was being filthy

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Y’all, this is lovely. And it’s why I don’t usually start unfinished fics because the slow burn fucking kills me when the universe makes me wait. I have a strong feeling the wait will be worth it, though :)

Wild Hearts by foolishlovers (E, 7/20, 37k)

In the idyllic English countryside, far from the hustle and bustle of the big city, two teachers at Willowbrook Hall set out to transform their students’ lives through the world of theatre. But for Mr. Crowley, the challenge of navigating his long hidden feelings and dear friendship with Mr. Fell may prove to be the greatest drama of all. [subscribe here]

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This is the best joke.

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.