Sally really has Poseidon WHIPPED my goodness, STAND UP UR AN ALL POWERFUL IMMORTAL GREEK DEITY. YOU CONTROL THE SEAS AND EVERYTHING IN THEM. EARTHSHAKER. STORMBRINGER. but Sally sets a half eaten fudge sundae on fire and in 0.003 seconds ur there ready to be her shoulder to cry on and wishing u could whisk her away and make her ur queen, WHILE ALREADY HAVING A WIFE WAITING FOR U AT HOME.
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STOP. I remember the pumpkin cum situation..😥
it’s coming up on spooky season now which means it’s almost been an entire year since pumpkin cum LMAO… times flies
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO HER DREAM COLLEGE PROGRAM?!?!
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Bitches will see a mic or cord, ask if anyone is gonna cover it in spit and then not wait for an answer
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Hi friends!!
I reached 2k followers awhile ago which is just BONKERS to me especially since I expected absolutely nothing when I stated this blog. I wish I was the kind of person that does fun milestone celebrations but I don’t have the capacity to do all that lmao. But I still just wanted to say a huuuugggeee THANK YOU to everyone who decided to stick around and support me 🥹🥹 I don’t like being sappy on main so I’ll keep this brief:
I’m not sure where I fit in here and sometimes it’s really hard to keep going with all of this BUT!! all the love from you guys and all the people I've talked with and the friendships I've made these past 5 months have been so inspiring and special. So I just wanna say thank you for that. You guys keep me going and make it all worth it and I’m so incredibly grateful for all of you.
I love you all so much thank u for supporting me and my silly little stories. Means the world to me 🥹🩷🩷
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Remember the oldest lapidot art existed before peridot made her debut
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Can't believe we've only got a few months until hq movies
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my parents were in their 20s when i was born... they shouldve been at the club
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insane to believe that when brian eno (basically a 1970s femboy) left roxy music, he was replaced by eddie jobson who somehow looked even twinkier than him
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its like theres actual likeable acts in these finals its just hard to remember since we only got to see them perform 2 other times...
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