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so-very-small · 1 year

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i genuinely do love the idea of being an indestructible tiny who feels no pain. play with me like a hackey sack. throw me out against a pond like skipping rocks. put me in the dishwasher

#g/t #im genuinely not joking i wanna go inside the dishwasher so so bad #like itd be so fun

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isorottatime · 2 years

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a couple of snips redesign ideas + baby ‘soka <3

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wewontbesleeping · 17 days

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overstimulation stop itttt. like for real STOP.

#i am trying to be zen #but the electric saw and the traffic from outside and the dishwasher and the sounds in my own head oh it's a Lot #and i can feel my jaw muscles #and my throat hurts #and the inside of my eyelids feel weird

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fooltofancy · 9 months

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happy wet beast wednesday (mallow in the dishwasher)

#A Very Soggy Boy #partner in the other room NO GET OUT OF THERE #OH YOU'RE SO WET #... he is. he's so wet.#the door was open and the inside was Wet the baby did not Go Through The Dishwasher.#not that i think any of u are stupid enough to believe i put my cat through the dishwasher but u know.

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liebelesbe · 6 months

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I was sooo excited that it's finally getting colder bc the heat is so exhausting but guess who just got reminded that the cold is just as, if not more exhausting </3

#aaaAAAAA #dizzy from getting the last tomatoes inside & emptying the dishwasher 👍. over an hour ago #doddie redet

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evanatsuhi · 3 months

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i think this part of the fangamer rollercoaster tycoon vod made me start crying

#GoPro Inside a Dishwasher (4K) Miele G 647 SC #.txt

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humblegoat · 10 months

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google why is everything making me feel like this today

#i am feeling so unsettled. it’s nothing anyone or anything else is doing it is an Inside Me thing #everything makes me feel like. ough #yeeugh #ourf #those noises #it’s probably STILL the autistic burnout #and it’s probably nervous system dysregulation #but how do i STOP feeling like yeugh #and why is the sound of my neighbor’s dishwasher through the wall currently making me wanna die #feeling like this sucks #scoutposting #scoutventing

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violetclarity · 4 months

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How do people find hosing that is a good fit for them? How do you make your space feel permanent and safe and long term, even/especially if you're renting?

All of this is said with the caveat that I'm very fortunate to be able to rent an apartment by myself in the city I want to live in, but I feel like I've spent the last 10 years of my life moving - from dorm to dorm in college, and then after college, moving into places only to realize I don't want to stay there long-term, which makes it very hard to feel settled. My current apartment is the best of the places I have recently lived - I like the location, it has a cool vibe and I've put a lot more effort into decorating it and organizing in a way that makes it pleasant and functional - but it still has many small issues and downsides which are really multiplying lately. My dream is to own my own place (for stability/space/ability to change things and DIY reasons), but that's not a realistic goal for the near future, so I'm torn on moving (again) or trying to make this place work for longer??

Basically I can't decide if this is a ME problem or a genuine issue...like, if I found an apartment where the pros outweighed the cons, would I feel good settling in and be able to live there long-term? If I bought a place, would I get fed up with it and want something different in a few years too? I hate moving, and when I moved into this place I really thought I would be here until I made a major change (eg until I bought a house or moved in with a partner) - it seemed like it would be a great fit and I hoped to be here for at least a few years, to be able to make the space mine. Now I'm 1.5 years in and I feel like I'm gonna end up moving again in 2024 because I can't see being here a whole other year, but I also don't want to move again!

Is this a me problem? Or do I just need to feel more stable/settled in my living space than the average person (probable) and I'm reacting to the combined stress of 10+ years of lots of moving and a serious mice infestation??

#my last apartment (before this one) I only stayed in a year because the complex was shitty and my car was stolen #before that I was living in my parents' house and even though I was there for several years it felt extremely temporary the whole time #I barely decorated and was living surrounded by boxes of my own + their stuff that had never been unpacked/moved #it was Not Good for my mental health #I really wanted this apartment to work and in some ways it's been great!#I love the location and the neighborhood and I have outdoor space which is nice #it's very cute and old inside (eg not a cookie cutter complex like my old place)#but the amenities are nonexistent: no central air; no in building laundry; no dishwasher #(no in building laundry is the worst of those for me)#it's tiny and has basically no storage which is sometimes fine and sometimes drives me crazy #there's no garbage disposal -> the sink is always slow #I don't have to pay for the wifi (yay) but often it randomly drops out (nay)#the stairs up to my apartment are downright treacherous and almost certainly not up to code (as everyone who visits tells me)#I don't actually have a bedroom door and the sort-of bedroom door I do have doesn't latch?#I had ants over the summer #and now I have mice #A TERRIBLE INFESTATION #which started bc I had forgotten I put some baking ingredients in the weird ass cabinet under my sink #(see above re: no storage)#but has now ballooned out of control #except somehow the other apartments are fine??#and it's just me that's dealing with mice literally crawling out of my stove???#that's really the straw that's breaking the camels back #like maybe I could deal with no dishwasher if I wasn't washing all of my dishes to ensure they didn't have mouse poop on them #anyway. I also just took a huge pay cut and so can't really afford to move #my new job is at a boarding school and some staff live on campus #which I am considering looking into #pros of that are free housing with no commute (which would allow me to save a lot of money to maybe put towards a down payment)#but the con is it's in a very boring suburb and would be another housing situation that I know is temporary #trying to decide if I could stomach it with the end goal of actually buying a place in mind

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simelune · 1 year

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my cat when i leave the dishwasher open while im putting the dishes away: im going to live in there

#anyone elses cat want to be in dishwashers..........#he also loves toothpaste DFJHJSFHSD #after anyone brushes their teeth he's like LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE INSIDE THAT MOUTH RN.#personal #nonsims

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beauty-grace-outer-space · 2 years

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Today is not off to a great start.

#I woke up exhausted and just... didn't move for thirty minutes #once I did get moving my dad had filled the sink with dishes even though the dishwasher is empty #and hadn't unlocked the dog's door so he had an accident when I scrubbed the floors yesterday morning AND evening #and now I get to scrub them again #I knocked over a container on my nightstand and lots of very small things went everywhere #I stopped to get a diet coke and the drive thru line was too long so I went inside #I used their hand sanitizer and it malfunctioned and spit all over me #and then it gave me waayyy too much and it was a bad consistency and it wouldn't dry so I just kind of stood there waving my arms #like an idiot #I get to work and my boss started in on politics immediately and now I'm anxious and paranoid #because when my family starts in on politics I get yelled at #or told that I'm stupid #or outright screamed at #or my dad throws things #or my extended family calls me a liberal fucking idiot #so now I'm like 'oh great my boss hates me' and I know she doesn't #but I feel just... exhausted #meanwhile all of my mom's medical stuff has been pushed out another 3-4 weeks for no reason and now we're waiting AGAIN #and I flat out begged for someone to go to the ren faire with me this weekend since all 5 people that said 100% yes this year bailed on me #and no one will even respond so #I give up.#I simply give up.#also I haven't eaten in about 24 hours so #there's that I guess

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pygian-weapon · 1 year

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the only guy that recognized my (put together the evening before) cosplay was a middle-aged American who writes rpg manuals... says a lot about today's italian youth culture

#time for me to crack my egg and come out as a 40 yo dad - says 20something woman #fun fact: I sealed the dishwasher inside a tube of toothpaste to create the Serum

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jovalencia · 2 years

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#okay but really. we plan a night to watch big brother together with me her my mom and her gf like we always do except this time #we’ll all have snacks and be wearing our thrifted pajama pants #but instead she spends all fucking day away with her girlfriend and they get back and all they want to do is move her stuff to my #old room. which she should have done THIS MORNING considering how she was rushing me out of my room yesterday #so she moves all her shit and asks if she can go fuck off with her gf tomorrow even though we have the rosary for my grandpa that night #and she needs to unload the dishwasher and her and my mom both KNOW it’s her turn but she claims it’s mine #and we have a chart that we use to determine who’s turn it is so arguments like this don’t happen but she never marks her name off #so I’m like you’re unloading the fucking dishwasher no matter what because I’m not doing this bullshit and she’s all like #the way you said that to me was disgusting and I know it’s not my turn but I’ll do it like oh my fucking god #then I go back downstairs and my mom is like are you okay like no I’m not fucking okay I moved into a room that makes me feel #horrible whenever I step inside I’m going to college even though I don’t really want to and my sister who has been the only constant #friend I’ve had in my life (and my only friend at times) has slowly started to hate me over the last six months and I don’t know why #like everything is so fucking stressful right now and I have no idea what I’m even doing #and she’s like yeah change in life is always difficult like yes I know but the only person who has been there with me through it all wants #nothing to fucking do with me #and lately every time I talk in my family all they do is laugh at whatever I said like no matter what they don’t value my opinion or #take me seriously. and I know I’m a hashtag silly gal but that doesn’t mean that I’m a joke and not a person #it’s just so frustrating #also all this on top of my mental health being shit to begin with #august going out with a bang

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roombagreyjoy · 2 years

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Was talking about our dream home with my roommates via text during this call anyway and it just dawned on me at one point it is most likely we will just drift apart and follow our careers instead of like. follow love. and it hurts

#was VERY excitedly discussing if we should put stained glass on the patio and i suddenly went… we will never get to see this House #and i’m like just because it’s temporary doesn’t mean the joy you feel is any less real #but my subconscious is a jealous possessive bitch and i’m like NOOO I MUST KEEP THESE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE FOREVER #sasha and i going bananas over the most unhinged house decor known to man #levi quietly in his corner contributing with the simplest most mundane of objects like… ok voice of reason shut up #us: WE SHOULD GET SOLAR PANELS AND AN ORCHARD #levi: i would like an electric kettle that boils water in under a minite and maybe a dishwasher too i think it would be nice #like shut up bitchboy just join in planning for our studio room that’s going to be composed of exclusively recycled art deco pieces #she has a pinterest board with ideas for the house i’m 😭#levi: and maybe a kitchen cabinet that’s only for coffee mugs but the door is glass so we can see the mugs inside #me immediately: you are bound to this world by realism and sensibility and i have lustful feelings toward you right now #personal

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fullgaybaby · 18 days

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dishwasher??? 😭 emily why

it's like going to the ocean with added enrichment 🤗

#the enrichment is getting to learn what happens inside a dishwasher #plus you come out squeaky clean

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myblacknightworld · 25 days

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Shitty day at work yay

#it started out fine. boring bc not a christian was coming in #but eh.#there was some rush around 8pm and then almost at 9 pm 11 guys (counting also 3 girls) come in to dine #they didn't book a thing #and while ok admittedly we did have the space. the important thing is that they didn't warn they were coming thry just pulled up and hoped #there was space. they start out waiting for the last kf the 11 to arrive and meanwhile order beers #they break one of the glass. i think bc of carelessness #they order some more beer #they sit down and they order 8 montenegro. BEFORE dining before even ordering their pizzas #they also order more beer #they're very loud. order more beer and at this point I had to go grab more glasses #their pizzas arrive. at some point in the evening they break ANOTHER glass. which is. great. fantastic. truly.#they also tracked inside A LOT of mud #ever heard of cleaning your shoes on the mat before entering???? NEVER?????#they go away. it's almost 23 #and I am alone at this point bc the pizzaiolo went away so I have to clean their table. the bathrooms. do the dishwasher not once but twice.#i gotta sweep the floors AND wash them bc they didn't only track mud inside nooooo there's all the dirt and dust #I'm hungry I haven't had MY dinner yet bc I'm not about to start dining at 5 pm I'm not british #and here i gotta clean all their shit #a little bit of consideration for the workers no eh?#worker singular. i was alone #i literally came home 15 minutes ago. I'm having my dinner as we speak. it's 15 minutes to midnight #peace and fuck this shit #vitadacami

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endlessgalore · 2 months

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the amount of blood that has come out of my finger in the past 2-ish hours should maybe be concerning..

#took off a big chunk of skin while i was peeling potatoes. ok whatever. i put 2 bandaids on it #bc i was cooking my hands kept getting wet as i washed dishes and eventually i bled through the bandaid. i took it off and the inside is #solid dark red. ok i washed it better and put on another one. less dishwashing during this one's reign but even now the top of the bandaid #is starting to turn red again #and like. these are fabric ones. i cant use the plastic ones bc they fall off. but the amount of blood it takes to be visible through a #fabric bandaid is in my experience QUITE A LOT #i think it's kinda stopped now since i havent been getting my hands wet but who knows..#talkin

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