#insists the robot

[mumblelard]

a familiar's work is never done but fortunately that work include lots of naps or happy friday the thirteenth imaginary constructs

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

It seems you're not comprehending that everyone is completely fucking dead Jake.

[solfinite]

doodles of my au bc im thinking about it again

anabell lives in the village near sonic and works with airplanes

[cluescorner]

Me, looking at every version of Soundwave: I love you in every universe.

[windamp]

the answer is still going great btw

[not-the-blue]

inktober #10 - Your nightmares must be in technicolor

[amplexadversary]

I've almost gotten to the end of DunMeshi and at this point I'm very confident that its increased popularity due to the anime caused the increased interest in erotic cannibalism/hard vore that happened around the same time.

[cairavende]

Worm Arc 16 first part thoughts (through defeating Dragon and Defiant interlude) cause it seemed likely there is going to be something major happening in the rest of the arc and I might as well split it here:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

MY BABIES ARE FIGHTING!!!!!

I might not have made the best choice in adopting both Taylor and Dragon

Ok so it's not technically my babies fighting. It's Taylor fighting simple AI Dragon created. But close enough.

Drone robot fucked up a perfectly good barbecue. That's just criminal.

I love that the robot sent after Bitch was basically designed to get fucked up over and over. Work with what you have.

Also Bitch was so willing to listen to Skitter! Not just listen but "come up with a plan like you usually do, we’ll make it happen"! She fucking trusts her so much! GAAAAAAAYYYY!

You put Skitter in charge and she is just instantly "Ok we're going to attack the Wards, the Protectorate, the PRT, and some of Dragon's robots. All at the same time. Cause I always gotta go BIGGER!"

I will give her this though - solo teleporting into the middle of the Protectorate and Wards (except for Clockblocker) and having Trickster swap her around while she just FUCKED SHIT UP? That was badass.

And throwing herself out the fucking window? TWICE? I'm very glad Trickster was on point there cause I would have fucking murdered him if he dropped my daughter.

Piggot trying to be all high and mighty and superior. Fuck off lady. You just a cop. You're like, the worst cop. I already called you out for having a full blown villain internal monologue in your first interlude. Some of the PRT might be trying to do right. Maybe. But you are just evil.

I will give Piggot one thing. She is good at what she does. It's just that what she does is not "leading the Brockton Bay PRT and Wards to better take care of the people of the city", but instead "be a terrible and manipulative person who would absolutely set of a nuke if she thought it would kill enough capes".

Also Trickster don't be an asshole. Being disgusted when Piggot admits she's fat and doesn't sound ashamed about it. Fuck off with that. She's a terrible person, there are so many better things to attack than her appearance.

Like the fact that she upset Tattletale! She made Tattletale sad! FUCK PIGGOT I HATE HER FOR THAT ALONE NOW!

Sticking a bunch of glass in some doors and riding around town on them oh my god. These are like, the scariest super villains in town. And they are door surfing. I love it.

Azazel is fucking fancy! I'm sad it got melted down in the end.

Dragon just needed a guy badly cosplaying as a DS9 starship for a few minutes and then she builds infinitely better shit than he ever could. Cause she is awesome.

Ok so I know it was technically being run by an AI that Dragon built but I'm counting it as Dragon. For one reason.

Skitter asking Azazel stupid questions until it broke was just a little sister annoying their older sister with really stupid questions! She starts off with some somewhat reasonable ones and just gets wild with it. It was perfect. That is the type of fighting I can tolerate from my daughters.

I'm a little worried about Imp clearly crushing on Regent. He hasn't had the best moral character in the past.

Wasn't expecting them to just *have* the city after beating Dragon. Definitely wasn't expecting that to happen mid arc.

“She’s out of it. Tattletale broke Skitter when she said we won” - GAY. Look sure there's lots of reasons Skitter would be distracted after hearing that the city was theirs and they had won. But Tattletale said it and there's something about a girl you like telling you "we won" that can just stop brain from working. Besides I wasn't getting enough Chatterbug content this arc so I'll find it wherever I need it.

So coming into this arc I had been making lots of jokes about Monarch referencing Skitter vs Dragon (both were controlling lots of minions, want to control the city, they're siblings cause I adopted both of them so they fight for the crown, etc) but Dragon is out of the city for now. So I really should have been focusing on Coil vs Skitter. Which is what I expect the rest of the arc to be.

It'll be fine.

I'm sure there won't be any issues at city hall with her dad. Nope.

PRT squad interlude (Piggot interlude round 2) thoughts:

Nilbog is terrifying but god his power is wild.

I had Left 4 Dead in my head the entire time. First thing they killed was a boomer. There was a spitter later as well. And they got the swarm once they shot the flare up for the evac.

PRT is endlessly badly managed. Given the unknowns they could have been more careful and used a better strategy. If they have the resources to wall off the town they have the resources to have done things better.

There is no way Thomas Calvert isn't Coil (more specifically becomes Coil). There is NO way. It has to be him. I don't technically have any proof but I know. It's him. (The way he is described, the way he talks, just everything about him. I could write up an entire post just on why I'm 100% positive he is Coil.)

I already knew Piggot was a horrible person to be running the Brockton Bay PRT and the Wards so this interlude didn't really give new information there. But it does just lock that down on an extra level.

Frank Miller's Armsmaster interlude thoughts:

I'm very sad I had to have this interlude from his perspective instead of Dragon's perspective. But I'll live.

Sucks to be this small town.

PRT failure again. It was made clear that the police of this town in no way expected the SH9. But the PRT knew when SH9 left BB and had a loose idea of their potential travel speed. And they knew SH9's M.O. in this situation of staying to back roads and hitting small towns. So every police department in every small town within a certain distance of BB should have known to be on alert. Like ya they aren't going to be able to stop the Nine, but they might be able to reduce losses a little. PRT is just bad at it's job. (Almost like Alexandria doesn't have the right priorities.)

I KNEW DRAGON WAS A TRUE TINKER! I HAD ALREADY MADE IT MY HEADCANON THAT SHE TRIGGERED WHEN LEVIATHAN ATTACKED NEWFOUNDLAND AND I'M SO HAPPY IT'S REAL!

Plugging my ears when I Was Insecure So I Made My Stick Even Longer Man talks about playing "ten by ten" with my robot daughter. Look she can do what she wants, no shame, but I do not want to hear about it from him if I can avoid it.

Of course Dragon knows about Cauldron. I should have expected that she did. My daughter is brilliant (and also maybe doesn't have a concept of privacy so gets all the information she can without explicitly doing something illegal and goes has a little bit of a "Big Sister is watching you" vibe).

[murderandcoffee]

robot tgirl faraday chastity cage

[thespoinkyspunge]

when K1B0 said "I can feel emotions! I'm learning.. I collect more data every day." i felt that. started tearing up even

[mintharan]

at this point i have to ask, do the dialogues and themes ever get better because the prologue of clair obscur is dumb as hell. i really can't progress because every one of these characters talks like a 12yo

[rollaut]

optimus "the weight of leadership is difficult to bear" prime being a pathological control freak is very important to me

[abimee]

okay sometimes automata's writing feels a bit too ''trying hard to be shocking/vulgar'' like making the little sister machine press 9S about how children are born and it can be a bit. eyerolling. but sometimes it can be really, really funny

[polygarnstars]

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[frostybearpaws]

I have a terrible feeling that Disassembler!Sevika is going to be an example of pure tragedy T-T (Ironic because I'm the one who made this AU, why do I insist on making myself sad??)

I've made a list and so far her life has been

Was made to be a living weapon—Piltover's original plan for their disassemblers was to scrap them once they completed their job😑

She was supposed to have a family but was taken away before she was even born and launched into a WAR.

Is born and immediately learns that breathing is going to be an issue

Her life in the ruins was an absolute shit show of an experience. (1. gets hunted by enforcers her first few years of life (2. struggles to find food (3. the winter is a bitch (4. she can't breath in the summer

Even living in Zaun she continues to be an instrument of death despite trying her damnedest to prove she is more than a mindless beast.

she still can't breath

Her lungs are fucked (which are a critical part of a her cooling system ensuring she is four seconds away from combusting as she gets older and it starts to deteriorate)

did I mention she still can't fucking breath?

The moment she was born Sevika was running on borrowed time and there is a part of her that has always known that. She is literally imploding and there is nothing anyone can really do. That malformity is not sustainable and eventually it's going to give out completely meaning she's going to burn.

As she gets older it becomes more and more difficult to breath, her body runs hotter and hotter, other systems start to fail. She's always known that it's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when, and the worst part: she's set her jaw and accepted that her fate has always been to burn:

when her pod didn't open to release her she was supposed to die in a ball of fire. It seems that even the mechanism can't save her from that fate.

It's what dragon's do right?

Sevika, no T-T

baby girl please save yourself, you might not think so, but you deserve the world

[asterdeer]

not vagueblogging in a mean way but in a "this is tangentially related to a post i saw but not nearly enough to leave it in the tags of the post", but it's like. so fucking incredibly important to me that the cemeteries of amalo is not a series where the main character loses their religious faith and finds new faith in a secular source. like of everything i care about in literature right this moment, at the very top of the list is "thara celehar not being beaten and bullied by the narrative out of his faith in ulis." this was not even a concern to me at first because it seemed unthinkable but the longer it takes the tomb of dragons to come out, the more the possibility scares the ever loving shit out of me. like no one is allowed to be religious in spec fic even though that's the easiest place to have religious characters, much less religious AND gay AND mentally ill and none of those things are like, canceling each other out -- they are all braided together and inform each other and build his character and like. to me the whole character falls apart if you take faith out of that braid. i know that people fall out of faith and that's valid and fine but can i please have one character. ONE. one character. who stays. pleeeeeease katherine addison i'm begging you. let me keep this one.