#intimacy is more than just sex

[leoandraphssoulmate]

A TMNT Headcannon! Can be any iteration you wish!

I chose to go with Bayverse..

TMNT (Your Choice)XGEN!NEUTRALREADER

How each of the guys would treat sexy time with you if you were Asexual/Demisxual.

Leo:

Did someone mention massages?

Like, the works!

Oil

Lotion

His hands

ALL

OVER

Your back

Shoulders

Legs

Butt

Feet

He doesn’t miss a beat

Lighting incense

Your favorite scent

Lighting candles

Those new ones you like so much

Cuddles up with you

His arms full of your fave snacks

Pillows?

Ha! 

Leo is the KING of pillows!

He smiles the entire time he builds you a pillow fort

You blush

Burying your face in them

Because they SMELL like HIM!!!

Are you ready for poetry?

Cause this man has TONS!

Reading page after page as you press your ear to his plastron

His voice rumbling in his chest

Got any problems you need to discuss?

Leo is ready to listen

Tell him everything

He makes mental notes to stop by and take care of a few of your problems

Raph:

Lot’s and Lot’s of TOUCHING

He runs his fingertips

Over your shoulders

Down your spine

Over your lips

Letting you do the same

You revel in caressing the edges of his shell

Tracing the intricate patterns on the back

Nowhere is off limits

He showers you with gentle kisses

The tip of your nose

Your forehead

Your neck

HOLDING

Holding you close to him

Rubbing your back

Making you feel safe

Gently 

Ever so slightly

Brushing his thumb along your cheek

He invites you to tell him about your week

Donnie:

Oh, He’s got YOU covered!

Not ready for intimacy just yet?

Pulls you into his lap

Bringing his arms around you

“Wanna help me with my project?”

Nudges you with his cheek

His face pressed against yours

You giggle

When the project is finished

He brings you to the back of the lab

“Are you particularly sore anywhere?”

You nod

Pointing to your left shoulder

He instructs you to hop up on the table

Then promptly begins massaging you

Stooping down

Breathing softly in your ear

You turn slightly

Catching his lips with yours

Light kissing 

Turns to 

Frantic kissing

Shoulder forgotten

Mikey:

Do you like your hair brushed??

Man’s got you covered!

How many strokes?

100?

200?

“As long as it feels good, Baby Cakes!”

He can go forever!

Pops on your favorite playlist

Singing loudly with you

Makes you his famous Orange Crush Milk Shake

Which you both share from a large glass

Do you need a manicure?

What about a pedicure?

Man’s an artist!

He just wants to pamper you 

Need another tattoo?

There’s no shortage of what you two can do

98% of the time it ends with his fingers caressing you

Slowly sliding up your thighs

To your torso

To your chest

It’s the taste of his lips that's always the best

He lets you signal when you’re ready for the rest

@thelaundrybitch @leosgirl82 @scholastic-dragon @miss-andromeda

[taktitty]

Staring problem

[bunnihearted]

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[lastnightagain]

that's just not true.... that's not how that works.... kui didn't put so much of her pussy into making the lack of desires and potential for new desires and mithrun's will to LIVE so nuanced for u to just say this.... he may be traumatized and if anything the whole thing is an allegory for SA/general depression and PTSD but that doesn't mean he is sex repulsed or asexual.... if he doesn't have a desire for sex he also doesn't have a desire to Not have sex. do you see how that works.... but anyways that's so beside the point and my point is just huh???? what a claim to make so boldly.... girl

[pawbeanies]

high fiving is just hand frotting. discuss

[somereaderinblue]

Hyacinths & Daisies

Tesla is tired.

She wants humans & Plants to be equals. She wants the humans who are selfish enough to abuse her Plant sisters & innocents to stop. She wants Knives to stop so Nai can properly heal. She wants to go back to those days where they were kids & innocently carefree.

She wants her wishes to be heard. But no one listens. 

She tries anyway. 

She screams and shouts and uses bullets as punctuations when she has to. But ammo is finite & she’s been screaming so much, her throat tastes of dried blood even when she’s just breathing.

She’s tired. She’s so tired.

Tesla’s hope is akin to the sand of No Man’s Land. Seemingly infinite but rough & coarse, a witness that enables misery more than anything. She grabs it in tight fists until her palms are scraped raw but it spills through her fingers sooner or later.

We’ve seen heroes who start out as idealistic become realistic, if not outright jaded. Try as Tesla might, she knows she’s not really living. She has no idea what she’ll do once Knives is stopped because at this point, she’s more likely to die trying to do that than achieving her dream of building equal ground for humans & Plants.

Still, she helps where she can. She can’t play God, surely she can make sure death at least finds the bastards who deserve it more? Surely this time, she can add a tally to the people she's saved instead of another she's failed? She’s trying, she’s trying, she’s trying.

Enter Livio (& the age-reversal wand).

All the kids at the orphanage avoided the scrappy boy who sharpened his teeth so nobody would pick on his brittle bones. When Nico bit Livio hard enough to draw blood, he teared up but didn’t flinch. When Nico finally let go because his jaw ached, Livio wiped the dirt from his cheek instead of slapping it.

In turn, Nico didn’t run from Razlo either. Livio taught Nico how to calm a crying baby while Razlo taught him how to punch the older meaner kids in places that count. Livio was the shield, Razlo was the sword.

When the Eye of Michael came, Livio accepted it; showed them Razlo & proved his compatibility with their experiments. He became their Double Fang. Naturally, everyone preferred Razlo but a coin only had value when both sides were intact. Putting up with still stupidly gentle, weaker, Livio was a small price to pay.

Until they decided they had a mission that was perfect for Livio, not Razlo.

And so, the sheep that was forced to wear the fangs and claws of a wolf was once again stuffed with cotton until it soaked up the blood & left his lungs clogged.

The worst part? Tesla meets Livio and slowly but surely, the sand-like hope she has is refined to glass. Still fragile and capable of cutting once shattered but the transformation? It burns, it shapes, it’s delicate & it’s beautiful.

Neither of them were meant to be weapons, but maybe with the help of each other, they can learn to be people again.

Extra AU notes:

TW: mention of addiction

-Tesla loses her right eye while Livio covers his left (it dramatically comes off when Razlo takes the reins).

-This visually shows how they're similar yet different in a way that complements each other & foreshadows that they're literally on opposite sides.

-Tesla jokingly calls Livio a grandpa because he carries a lot of candy & always nags her to rest more.

(The irony of that nickname is not lost on either of them.)

-Nico of course, followed Livio. The Eye purposely got him addicted to cigarettes laced with the serum to further keep him under control.

-Instead of canon!Livio's skull mask, he wears a mouthguard to resemble a muzzled dog (I'm sorry for doing this to you Wolfwood-).

-Livio doesn't smoke but he carries a lighter to perform tricks, it's calming for him.

[mx-myth]

(nsfw kind of)

Okay yeah fdb would enjoy bondage in a sexual situation but the one who would like it the most full stop is dfs. Once he overcomes his trauma and/or modern au it like. I don't even think it would be sexual for him. Yes I think he could find that subspace would be good for him and bondage could be an element to that. I also think he buys two thin little red ropes and every morning has llh and fdb tie them for him. One for each wrist; one for llh to tie with his god-awful knot, one for fdb to tie off with a pretty little bow. It's not a master's leash and collar and it's not jiao liqiao's chains. They retie them every morning and he wears them every day and when he looks at them he knows that he is loved.

[mewharley]

so idk how to explain when I think someone is good looking

because it's a rare occurrence and like I just agree that they look good, that have some charm but that's that

I don't actually want to pursue anything with them or be sad if they have a partner or think about them after that or smth, idk what people actually do or think when they see someone attractive ??? (I've seen people try to give them their contact info and I'm like what but you don't know them ???)

that being said, I had never seen Bruno Mars before but that man is (was?) good looking

pretty wild because when i notice it's about women not men

but I was watching some videos and I'm like ??? how ??????

[mincedpeaches]

me going into the notes of the ekurei vs johnlock poll and forcing myself to see everyone's bad ekurei takes

[toxictranny]

when ppl use tone tags it’s amplified for me like what is /srs did u mean /Serious🗿

[buffysummers]

I don’t really understand when bangel gets labelled juvenile. There’s nothing juvenile about their storyline or their dynamic. It’s a relationship that changed and evolved over multiple seasons but juvenile is not a word I would ever use to describe it. What do you think?

To be quite honest I don’t really give a shit what people say anymore. I obviously disagree with this sentiment and I could write an entire essay disproving it, but it’s not like they would even read it because they’re set in their ways.

[womenaresohot]

I really miss him so much. I want to share space with him I want to hold his hand I want to do laundry and dishes with him so badly. I thought about him as my girlfriend today, so casually, so effortlessly. I'm just.... he just makes me sooooo

[savcir-faire]

every time a man touches me and says “you’re so soft” i scoff and start makin out w him and every time a woman does it i go all blushy nd say thanks it’s jergens!!!!!! absolutely no point to this post, just a brag abt how i have sex, have 0 rizz when it comes to girls, nd also very soft skin apparently

[thateclecticbitch]

I probably don't experience attraction like neurotypical people and that's okay.

[leenaur143]

guess who finally started only friends!!!! the way I have been liking posts about it since even before it aired but never actually had the guts to go watch it but the TIME WAS RIGHT yesterday and I watched it and why is it... so flipping good?

[parcfermekisses]

Kinktober – Days 17/18 Bondage (Shibari): George / Charles

They've done this enough now that the movements are becoming familiar, comfortable enough that George doesn't often have to stop to look at the diagrams he's discreetly positioned to the side. It's good. It lets him focus on Charles. 

George has one hand on Charles's back, keeping the centre of the rope – red, because it’s Charles and he didn't think twice about the colour before ordering it – in place as he finds where the lengths meet back up over Charles’s shoulders at the base of his breastbone. The first knots are the hardest, he thinks as he lets go of the bight, there’s nothing to balance them against, but it’s getting easier and Charles is patient. A second knot follows a few inches below that, then another, and one more below his navel. He’s careful to keep the movements slow and smooth, taking as much rope through with each pull as he can, arm outstretched before coming back for the next. He splits the cord to run either side of Charles’s still semi-soft cock, holds it against him with the flat of his hand and turns him slightly, shoulder to George’s chest as he tugs the rope upwards behind him – Charles smiles, enough to bring out his dimples – and George finally slips the rope back through the loop.

He runs a hand from the first knot down to the fourth and kisses Charles's cheek. “Okay?”

“Mmmmmm.” 

"Not too tight?"

A shake of Charles's head and George kisses his cheek again, stays with his nose pressed to him for a moment longer before he continues. 

The next part, the part where it all comes together, is the part George enjoys the most. He splits the lengths, one to each side, and takes them back to the front, under Charles's arms, turning him, as he works the cord under and over and back under itself at the top of Charles’s chest, anchoring it and starting the diamond pattern. "You're beautiful," he whispers, as he crosses it behind Charles again, steals a glance at the diagrams, and repeats the under, over, under into the space between the first and second knots. Charles gasps and sighs softly at each tightening tug. He looks relaxed, almost sleepy, but more like he’s … distant? Letting go? George is never quite sure how to describe it. He doesn’t entirely understand, yet, what it is about this that works for Charles, but it doesn’t really matter. All that matters is that it does.

Under, over, under, tug, cross behind.

Under, over, under, tug, cross behind.

George sinks to his knees, face inches from Charles’s groin. Under, over, under, tug. He rests his hands on Charles’s hips, looks up. “One more?” It’s not really a question, even if he still phrases it as one. Charles always says yes.

He passes the ends from hand to hand behind Charles without waiting for an answer, then brings them back to the front. A pause, lets the anticipation heighten, then opens the final diamond around Charles’s cock. Under … looped over … tucked under … slowly pulled through one last time, watching Charles’s face as the rope rubs against itself, the vibrations travelling. A tug, a soft groan from above him, and George manages a square knot without looking, lips to Charles’s hip.

One day, perhaps, they’ll take it further, but for now it works for both of them that Charles can still cling to him, arms tight around his neck, as he carries him to bed.