can we tussle a bit as friends... can we do a little roughhousing a bit as friends... can you pin me down by the wrists with one hand and laugh at me for being into it... yknow... as friends...
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women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
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Hermitcraft AU where everything is the same except instead of saying everyone or everybody they say everyhermit
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hey can we play fight tonight?? can we tussle a bit?? i'm full of energy can i try sooo hard to pin you down and bite you only for you to look at me like i'm adorable and pin me down with one hand like i'm nothing??? perhaps??? ill put it in your outlook calendar and you can rsvp perhaps????
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