#invasion au

[invasionaugems]

hello

i am a legitimate business owner who wants to avoid the wrath of the irs

do you have any tax avoiding tips that you learned from your tax evasion loving family

i loved this ask so much thank you lmfao

after this ask and the next few asks im gonna begin running low on new asks to answer, so if you have any please send them in!

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[spoks-illogical-art]

sketchdump part 2 : D

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A helps out at a scrapyard where their parent works, and finds a cybernetic enhanced creature buried in the junkyard, so they start to repair the broken robotic bits and bond with the creature. They treat the creature as a pet and train the creature tricks. But then they find out the creature is sent by an alien species to take over Earth with their cybernetic soldiers that will learn about humans and then destroy them, but due to Person A being kind to it, it wants to protect humanity from the invasion. But the other humans fear it and want to hurt Person A’s pet, so they go on the run with it and some friends, Person B+, to try to save humanity and their pet.

[cupcakeslushie]

The night before || Next

The 🧠 is a curious thing, and Donnie’s brain has gone through quite a lot. Is it protecting itself, or…..?

New Kendratello AU plot-line! This might seem like a positive thing—Donnie forgetting his entire time with Kendra, but y’all know it’s not as simple as it seems.

[sweeneydino]

Slime Attack! Raph Ver.

Your favorite turtles are waiting for their slimes 🐢

Gonna slime info dump a little below

Gave big ol' Rise Raph a tabby slime because they are very friendly and love to boop – they are literal slime cats – and idk about you, but I think rise raph deserves the cuddles. And they come with the added bonus of their plorts being a high commodity for athletes, with only a little drawback. If you know, you know.

Since 2012 Raphael has Chompy, whose a fire turtle basically, the fire slime seemed a good fit. They are rather affectionate but also require a hot place to stay, i.e an ash trough and they BURN. Just burn some trash and boom, food for the firecracker. Their plorts would be a nice snack for chompy, plus a cuddle buddy.

The affectionate part is only because these little shits keep jumping on and following me on the range, and while I do love them, they do tend to get themselves killed.

2003 Raph got the Saber slime, as someone– yknow who you are– suggested! They are similar to the tabby slime as they are cat-like, but unlike them, these guys are food possessive. And thought to be extinct, but that's not important. They will roar, scaring any other slimes, just to get food. Or to just announce their arrival. These guys parkour, too, so now Mikey's got a roadblock.

2003 Donnie might be kind of sad he didn't get one but there's always another chance.

And finally, 1987 Raph with the mischievous ringtail slime!

...do I have to explain?

These fellas bring my carrot farm every ounce of shame as they stare with those shifty eyes back at me, and all I can do is continue feeding them over... and over... and over again...

Oh, and they turn to stone too, but nothing little money can't fix.

[drrav3nb]

Know that we have met before and that we will meet again. - Mia Hollow (insp)

[cubbihue]

I just want to see Cosmo, wanda, Timmy, Prei

And the god kids, if you want to

In a cuddle pile.

Cuddle pile!!! Once, Peri brought home a stray Furby. It brought the entire house into chaos as the Furby went feral on them. It took sacrificing Cosmo to it for the Furby to calm down.

It spat him out eventually, but the house was a wreck afterwords. Wanda refused to let Timmy or Peri keep it as a pet, thinking (rightly) that they're not ready for one. Cupid took the Furby off their hands afterwords.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[avocadoraisin]

I am not immune to mermay

[aevris]

just smoked a new opp his meat came right off the bone

(quick doodle of lamia i havent drawn her in ages)

[unaloid]

(swap AU) he still likes her unfortunately

[invasionaugems]

How is your mom so good at recognizing gems?

My favorite update to work on so far (because of you know who LMAO)

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[spoks-illogical-art]

some stupid stuff from like January lol

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A helps out at a scrapyard where their parent works, and finds a robotic creature vaguely shaped like a horse (and seemingly with an advanced AI system) tossed in the trash, so they start to repair and bond with the creature, adding bits to it to make it more horse-like. Person B is their programmer friend who helps them train the creature and add additional programming. But then they find out the creature is sent by an alien species to take over Earth with their robotic soldiers that will learn about humans and then destroy them, but due to the alterations Person A and Person B did to the creature they found, and due to them being kind to it, it wants to protect humanity from the invasion.

[explodingstarlight]

spent a month mashing two of my long term hyperfixations together into an AU, bone apple teeth

I wouldn't consider this a crossover as much as an inspired AU because autism brain drew parallels between the two narratives and I think it would be fun to explore the earlier years of the apocalypse, before the world is absolutely decimated (alongside many of the resources), before the fam loses Donnie and Raph, et cetera. I have Plans™

Paying homage to this iconic panel from The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: National Anthem:

Still finalizing each of the bro's code names, but here are the initial drafts and close-ups of their designs:

Riff-Raph

Donamite

Antimatter Master-Plan

Magic Mic

[sweeneydino]

Slime Attack!

Leo Version

Draw or write your favorite turtle(or rat, or human) with the slime that fits! If you want.

Idk just thought it'd be fun

I'll draw the others later, prob

[tennessoui]

hanahaki fic aka obi-wan is in love with anakin but also will always tease him

Obi-Wan makes an inquiry into an appointment at the Halls of Healing, so of course Anakin comm calls him an hour later. 

“You know, slicing into a fellow Jedi’s healing records is against the Code, padawan,” Obi-Wan tells him, busying himself with the tea kettle so that he doesn’t have to look at Anakin’s scowling, miniature face.

“I don’t think the Code is quite as extensive as you like to tell me, Master,” Anakin says, and he crosses his arms. There’s a crinkle of leather against cloth. He must be wearing his glove then. A part of Obi-Wan wonders about it—how often does Anakin wear it around his wife? “Unless they’ve made substantial revisions to it in the last five years.”

Obi-Wan flicks the fire on, sets the kettle on top of it lightly, and then turns to lean back against the counter. “Surely I don’t know what you mean,” he says innocently, and Anakin’s glower triples. 

“Dissecting droids in the common spaces of one's apartments is against the Code, padawan,” Anakin says in a very poor impression of Obi-Wan’s voice. “Waking your master up in the morning the day after his birthday when he’s very hungover is against the Code, padawan. Avoiding your essays is against the Code, Anakin, you must do your homework promptly.”

Obi-Wan lets out a bark of surprised laughter. “You can hardly blame me for the fact that you took me at my word with no research on your own part.”

Anakin lets out an affronted sound, akin to a bird being stepped on. “I was a youngling! You took advantage of my trust in you!”

His look of indignation, coupled with the sheer absurdity of the conversation and the memories of just how many times Obi-Wan brandished some made up piece of Code at his very young padawan in order to garner some peace and quiet, makes Obi-Wan laugh again. This time, however, the bout of laughter turns into a series of coughs.