#is it capnip???

[cafe-smut]

Yuu, on FaceTime with the most useful person she knows: HELP I ACCUDENTALLY DRUGGED TWO HOUSEWARDENS!!

Jamil, doing a spit take: what do you mEAN, ACCIDENTALLY?!

Yuu, trying so hard not to laugh she's almost crying: so I got a catnip plant to see if Grim liked it, or if it even worked on him! And it doesn't much, so I harvested it and put it in the dehydrator you got me to crush up into dust or something for him. Well- um, Leona showed up to nap and then Malleus came over and now I think they're both high???

Jamil, staring: don't move, I'm coming over to see this formyself.

Yuu, looking back at the two men whose pupils are blown wide as Leona stares at his own tail and Malleus hasnt moved at all while laying on the floor: aight! Bring a camera! *voice breaking from the continued effort*

[stirrific]

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[bigassbowlingballhead]

the word faggot is like capnip to me. i see it, i roll around, maybe even drool a little. then i hit reblog.

[spyborg-au-official]

Gives capnip to the cats

I heard people work better when they are high!

Medic: AND VHY CAN I SMELL CATNIP?! ...we really have to put up a sign..

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

"Aw, geeze, that's awful. That's a shame a nice lady like you has got to through all this. And I promise, we'll be out of your hair as soon as possible. I'm sure you've got enough to deal with without us stomping around and poking into everything.

"Just one more thing, though. Something I just can't wrap my head around. You said your husband was in the catnip business, right? Never touch the stuff myself, but my wife and I, our nephew, he owns a dispensary. And he told us, he told us that it's a cash only business, because the banks and the credit card companies won't allow their cards to be used for any transactions. Can you imagine? Cash business, all up and down the chain, from buying up stock to buying it in the store! That's an awful lot of money to keep track of. So if he was going out to buy new blends of capnip, he'd have needed a lot of cash. But we talked to the bank, and they said he hadn't taken out in any money in weeks.

"Isn't that strange?"

[dragcnite]

It feels like you're dealing with a cat on capnip or something

eh. a little

[felipetalks]

RadioFelipe 1. intro 2. reasonswhy 3. party 4. dont_u? 5. feedback 6. gettingwithyou_paris 7. capnip 8. forgiveness 9. theranosfunk11_2024 10. beats 11. digital_music (unfinished_music) 12. outro

[luzdaydreamer]

Capnip Kitty Cap Tutorial

Chapter 1, part 2

[shadowy-possession-au]

...in case rusty gets more catnip from anons....burn the capnip

NO DONT BURN IT! >:(

*sighs*

[kittybroker]

Big huffer kitty just can't stay off that capnip! Get the huge smoker kitty for the 'high' price of only $4.20!

[stirrific]

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[foolishgamers]

i miss one lore stream and now i’m hearing that c!bbh and his crew smoked ‘weednip’ with c!foolish

h a h a

what

[fin-for-the-win]

It’s not easy being green. Collar by @capnip #finforthewin #capnip #kermit (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CikqNNZJBfA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[friendship-anon-says-hi]

Take it from someone who had to deal with this (wasn't capnipped myself)

IT'S MORE THAN ONE PERSON.

WHOS CATNIPPING THE BLOGS. FESS UP NOW.

[shychocolatee]

old rp (from like, 2017?) that I did with my friend Seapaw and Mercypaw, Sea is a apprentice of healer. someday he’s left alone inside medicine den, with...catnip. meeting with Mercy, he tells her how pretty she is. it doesn’t go so well for mercy, since she have a crush on him

[shewhowillrise]

@bunnygeneral HE LOVES IT!!